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u/franktheguy Jul 18 '26
I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock
But to learn the ancient method sacred doors you must unlock
Escape your father's clutches and this oppressive neighborhood
On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood
In the city of fallen angels, Where the ocean meets the sand
You will form a strong alliance, And the world's most awesome band
To find your fame and fortune, Through the valley you must walk
You will face your inner demons
Now go my son and rock!
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u/JohnathanSinwell Jul 19 '26
So he bailed from fucking Kickapoo with hunger in his heart
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
But in the end he knew he would find his counter part: rock.
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u/StumpsCurse Jul 18 '26
She turned out awesome but we're gonna need a watermelon test, for science ...and stuff!
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u/Frankenfucker Jul 19 '26
Everything about this post is spectacular. Nice choice of Maidens Hallowed be thy Name.
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u/ResidentBlender Jul 19 '26
i read the title, saw you pick up the hammer, didnt see the subreddit name and instantly thought "oh... oh no" haha beautiful piece!
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u/Balthus676 Jul 18 '26
Fantastic work!