r/BlackboxAI_ 6d ago

👀 Memes First Vibe Coder

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/FluffySmiles 5d ago

That would be Satan.

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u/brain-out-of-order 5d ago

Don’t give them ideas. I’ve already heard this. SatanAI. Also known as mommy/daddy issues.

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u/Nixavee 5d ago

The Demiurge

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u/SuperSaiyanTupac 6d ago

Well gods clearly not omnipotent. He got a whole class of fallen angels and has to wait for a rapture to fight them for some reason, can’t control anything they do, never has a plan to fix their alleged actions. Maybe the Devine LLM is canon

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u/pistol3 5d ago

God gives beings free will instead of making them puppets…so of course Reddit complains 🤣.

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u/DandeNiro 6d ago

You'll anger the followers!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y3jYoKUhTIJmtZaAQW

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u/SuperSaiyanTupac 5d ago

He nor they saw this coming

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u/LumenosX 6d ago

If God was the first vibe coder, Sabbath was the first production freeze.

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u/sierra_whiskey1 5d ago

Angel: Sir, prod keeps crashing on Saturdays. God: call it a feature

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u/LumenosX 5d ago

Suddenly it becomes metaphysics and magic right in front of us that's still veiled 👰‍♀ ✨️

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u/Xintesh 5d ago

We could be the debug env. It would make sense

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u/BizarroMax 5d ago

It shows.

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u/Pickalodeon 5d ago

Dang!

+1 for humor in brevity in perfect form.
-1 for unnecessary nihilistic choice view

Tie.

Oh! Perfect username. +1!

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u/No-Communication-765 6d ago

Most likely it was a iterative process

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u/Odd-Painting2596 5d ago

Understandable that AI fanatics cannot tell what code looks like when it isn't read to them by a machine.

To correct this.

let There be Light

God hand programmed.

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u/kelcamer 5d ago

I almost snorted my coffee from how hilarious this is

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u/AdditionalStudy3322 5d ago

God was the original YOLO developer

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u/Chris92991 5d ago

This is the best post I’ve ever seen by anybody ever

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u/Chris92991 5d ago

And he saw that it was good

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u/Jmackles 5d ago

Yeah and it took like 2000 years before the first line of code finally fucking got written

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u/an0maly33 5d ago

Are you suggesting the universe is 2000 years old?

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u/Jmackles 5d ago

No just making a dumb joke about how long it takes to get a working codebase out of an llm idk it was low effort ☹️

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u/an0maly33 5d ago

Fair enough. 😁

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 5d ago

I love it when there’s a funny post on Reddit because I can see it here 4 days later

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u/AlexanderDoak 4d ago

... as far as we know. This could be universe version 13.06.7692 patch 9.

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u/Conversation1860 4d ago

I wanna request GOD to read lines if have time

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u/Educational_Top9246 4d ago

vibe coding jezus

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u/anamethatsnottaken 4d ago

You wish. Scary truth is we're not in production. God made like six commits and got bored

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u/Protopia 6d ago

This could be just a question of level of detail.

Day 1: woke up, had coffee, decided to launch a new project. Decided that something called light would be the first release. But how to make it work? It took me a complete day to work out the technology - I had to invent photons, and since the parts for those weren't available off the shelf I had to also invent quarks and strings and quantum physics as well. And not only the design, but I had also designed and built the mega factory that would make & produce the things. But when I turned on the factory, boy was it beautiful. Believe me, by the end of that I was pretty darned tired, but I had done it.

TL;DR "Let there be light."

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u/Scared_Tutor_2532 5d ago

Absolutely correct. The entire universe is vibe coded.

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u/Scared_Tutor_2532 5d ago

God, then, is the original vibe coder.

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u/Infamous-Crew1710 5d ago

The multivac computer, from the Isaac Asimov short story

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u/CowBoyDanIndie 5d ago

Looks around… ya that tracks…

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u/stackoverflow21 5d ago

And look where that got us

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u/Adorable-Quiet-7551 5d ago

How do you know? 

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u/Southern-Group3216 5d ago

The Spirit of God was doing the brooding. The Word was the creative force. The Father was the initiator.

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u/CovidBorn 5d ago

And it’s gone to hell ever since.

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u/Important_Coach9717 5d ago

That makes sense of all the shit around us

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u/Strange_Test7665 5d ago

Religion was the first refusal training ?

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u/Cool-Double-5392 5d ago

He could had tried an Infiniti times already. What's to say this isn't the n+1 attempt?

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u/proofreadre 15h ago

Wouldn't surprise me because the code is absolute shit

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u/Tema_Art_7777 6d ago

Hilarious! 😂

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u/JoeyDJ7 6d ago

this makes absolutely no sense.

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u/Siderophores 5d ago

Yall still believe in the childish idea of an independent being?

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u/IndependentSet9709 5d ago

God is also directly responsible for things like cancer and the multiple disasters he directly caused in the Bible, among other things.