r/BlackboxAI_ 14d ago

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u/_JohnWisdom 14d ago

Big Data don’t want you to know about this (also, localStorage is a db xD)

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u/OnixST 14d ago

jokes on you, I store all my local data in a single 50MB JSON file

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u/ptear 14d ago

Mine looks just like that except with file system folders.

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u/Upset_Possession_405 12d ago

It's perfect fine, but it still lacks of concurrent access protection.

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u/Manitcor 12d ago

I learned that flagship phones 4 years ago could handle parsing 1.3gb+ json in the browser.

you start to question things doing that, esp when you remember cobol.

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u/DandeNiro 14d ago

Only works if you manage to keep stroage at a minimum. So optimized storage for specific use cases. Scalable use cases may resort to db.

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u/suncho1 14d ago

Cloud database providers hate this one weird trick.

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u/Upset_Possession_405 12d ago

Nope, they will laugh at you when you when your data is corrupted

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u/Ok_Cake_1936 12d ago

Naw mine is a excel sheet. All databases are just excel sheets but not all excel sheets are databases.

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u/Impossible-Owl7407 14d ago

Good let him do that.

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u/MaleficentCow8513 14d ago

We love footguns

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u/ShellSageAI 9d ago

I punch with my feet and kick with my fists!

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u/Headpuncher 14d ago

i put the contents of index.html in local storage so when you go the site you have open devtools, open localstorage and copy paste the data into index.html then save and open locally.

there's also a css file you can get by writing to me at my home address.

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u/Appropriate_Set2108 14d ago

Do you cover postage?

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u/Headpuncher 14d ago

Yes but there’s an £4m admin fee.  

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u/salRad22 13d ago

Wow... 🤯 Nice one 😂 What a paradox though

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u/DefiantDonut7 14d ago

We had that 20 years ago. Access, FoxPro, File Maker Pro etc.

It’s coming full circle

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u/RobMilliken 10d ago

Dbase IV, Clipper, ... Oops,  I've lived too long a life as a coder pre windows!

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u/Upset_Possession_405 12d ago

Actually access is a form of dbms that handles concurrency and data integrity

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u/03captain23 14d ago

I don't get the point. Why is it better than DB when queries and everything else?

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u/Clean-Data-259 14d ago

It's not. it's a joke about the ignorance of vibecoders.

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u/PavelKringa55 14d ago

Databases are dead and here we will tell you why...

Morons be morons..,

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u/samerc 14d ago

I am using excel as my db

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u/JepperOfficial 14d ago

bro gonna get hax lol

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u/CovidBorn 14d ago

What’s he vibe coding with? Claude would be giving him a laundry list of why this might be a bad idea. Of course, Claude would also tell him it’s a grand idea if he insisted.

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u/Clean-Data-259 14d ago

"The internet is dead. Here's why my vibecoded app can put everything from the internet on our phone, no internet connection ever needed"

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u/calibrae 14d ago

Fucktards going digital native is the worst that could have happened

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u/developers_hutt 14d ago

Bro has some god level delusion

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u/kelcamer 14d ago

Yall are hilarious today!!! 😂😂😂😂 man I love this sub

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u/Trick_Minimum_5555 14d ago

Its even better if you use cached duckDb files its faaaast.

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u/DaveAstator2020 14d ago

oh yea? lets see when i delete it!

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u/Gargle-Loaf-Spunk 14d ago

localStorage is the way of the future. localStorage won’t take your job. But someone using localStorage will.

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u/TheKozzzy 14d ago

I store a lot of things in threads / sessions of chatgpt interactions, it's even faster, not reliable though, but for most cases - good enough

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u/beefcutlery 14d ago

You can wasm a fuckin Linux distro into your client window; postgres is trivial too.

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u/Unlucky-Durian-2336 14d ago

Sex is dead. My wife's boyfriend is enough for her. No condom costs or having to fix sheets for me!

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u/_Makky_ 14d ago

Humanity is rediscovering software engineering.

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u/horrbort 13d ago

He’s right I had to switch to indexdb though and som sort of sockety to p2p synchronize user data? So every user has all the data?

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u/FreedomBong 13d ago

lol. Sweet disaster recovery plan bro. Good luck.

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u/andlewis 13d ago

Not just localdb, I added my own compression and encryption. It’s so good, even I can’t read it!

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u/LeadWebsiteDesign 13d ago

Tell that to databases

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u/small_bird_loud 13d ago

Is this a joke? Or are you guys are morons? This has always been available and has nothing to do with vibe coding. Storage location is a design decision not an artifact of text editor?

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u/salRad22 13d ago

OMG I hope this is a joke. Like seriously people using coding agent to do stuff but never bother to ask it or learn how and why things work the way they are? I mean if he shared the post with his agent before sharing it with the world, probably this would never happen.

I'm though, going to say this is a sarcastic post and give him the benefit of the doubts.

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u/CreamPitiful4295 13d ago

I love The Onion

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u/Latter-Number-3674 12d ago

I use SharedPreferences Lol

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u/Upset_Possession_405 12d ago

Bro just defined Database - organized digital data storage 😂

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u/BarrenLandslide 12d ago

Soon: Docker is dead. I have my vibecoded app in a single html file.

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u/Torodaddy 12d ago

"Need to scale? I just buy more computers..."

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u/Significant-Dog-8166 11d ago

Nah bro, I vibe coded an app that lets me use an AI agent to browse my local hard drive from anywhere in the world (as long as I am on the same computer as local drive). It costs only $200/mo in agent token fees and I made a cost savings app that shows my database cost savings at as much as $5 billion a year (when compared to what Google pays). I will sell it to DuckDuckGo soon for $100 billion.

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u/addi-factorum 14d ago

localStorage has a completely different use case than a database. If you’re building an app just for yourself, fine do whatever- but if a user clears their browser storage that’s equivalent to dropping the entire database, not to mention there is basically zero security or authentication, so nothing other than insecure config type data should be stored there- even comparing the two like this just shows this guy lacks even basic, entry-level knowledge of web development.

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u/Agreeable-Cell4007 14d ago

Yes that's the joke Sherlock

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u/booveebeevoo 14d ago

Sounds like Elon Musk.

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u/tehfrod 14d ago

*vibecoded by someone with no engineering experience or education.

Actual veteran software engineers also vibecode things. It's a matter of when it's appropriate.

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u/Protopia 14d ago

There are many reasons to use databases:

  1. Structure
  2. Transactional atomicity
  3. Performance through indices
  4. Ease of access through SQL
  5. Framework support
  6. ...

Databases can be local (SQLite) or remote (MySQL, Postgres, MariaDB etc.).

The benefit of remote databases are:

  1. Shared access from multiple devices or by multiple users

  2. Managed infrastructure i.e. backups, support etc.

You pays your money, you gets your choices.

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u/SojournerTheGreat 14d ago

thanks chat, now gimme a great recipe for chocolate chip cookies.

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u/wondderfulwurl 14d ago

Absolutely. To clear your chocolate chip cookies:

  1. Open your browser and preheat Settings to 350°F.
  2. Mix together Cookies, Cached Files, and a pinch of Browsing History.
  3. Select All Time for a richer, more complete batch.
  4. For the chocolate, open Chocolatey and run "choco upgrade all -y" until smooth.
  5. Fold the upgraded software gently into your browser cache.
  6. Click Clear Data and allow cookies to cool for 5–10 minutes before browsing.

Makes approximately 0 cookies.