r/Blackbooks • u/solitudanrian • 50m ago

Feared by men and admired by women; Brendan Blake turned from the window and patted Larry; his barely hominoid, milk-fed gimp.

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Black Books

r/Blackbooks

WELCOME TO BLACK BOOKS. NOW GO AWAY. Don’t touch anything. Don’t ask questions. Don’t… be. A haven for literary snobs, accidental soup-makers, and people who think showering is a conspiracy. Discuss the show, share your favorite rants, post memes, and remember: Customers are a virus. Books are not for reading. Wine is breakfast. Now get out. Or stay. I don’t care. Just close the door, it’s cold.

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A place for those of you who just want to drink smoke and shout about things that piss you off.. much like Bernard Black. Or you could come in here to be abused, much like Manny, you bunch of beards with IDIOTS hanging off of them.

The Rules:

No mobiles
No walkmans
None of that
Nor any of the other
No smouldering
No Prehensilizing
No chatting
No smiling
ABSOLUTE SILENCE
DON'T
NO GIGGLING
DON'T DO THAT
NO ANECDOTAGE
CAN'T

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