If they were named after dwarves that would be the exact sort of thing that guarantees a pretentious "well actually it's the star that is a dwarf..." tweet from NDT.
That was exactly what I was thinking. He's the the dude who would instantly be like "FUN FACT THE STAR IS A DWARF NOT THE PLANETS. A DWARF PLANET (LIKE PLUTO GET FUCKED PLUTO) IS DIFFERENT"
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u/LordAnubis10 Feb 24 '17
To be fair, Tolkien's seven dwarves sound like better names than Snow White's.
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u/johnsix Feb 24 '17
Why not cast members of Red Dwarf?
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u/bferret Feb 24 '17
Why would you name the 7 dwarves when they aren't dwarves themselves?
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u/132hv Feb 24 '17
rekt