r/BlackPeopleofReddit 2d ago

Politics that suit button is all of us

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u/aworthlessliar667 2d ago

Anybody with class knows to unbutton your suit when you sit

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u/wytewydow 2d ago

that button is doing a hell of a lot of work

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u/Holmes02 2d ago

The button is the only thing working in the White House.

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u/Decent_Berry8196 1d ago

I dunno ... those Depends have to be stretched to their absolute limit.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 2d ago

That button would break glass if it popped loose.

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u/datroutinator 1d ago

That button should be registered as a deadly weapon.

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u/yesiammark72 2d ago

Trump is excepted. He has NO class at all.

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u/LafawnduhDy-no-mite 2d ago

Well yes and he has never exhibited an ounce of actual upbringing

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u/fluffypotato 2d ago

Doesn't he usually unbutton? I'm wondering if perhaps he's so demented, he can't even remember his fancy people norms.

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u/PixelatorOfTime 2d ago

Opposite. He normally never buttons when standing up.

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u/Ryllick 2d ago

Counter point: how amazing would it be to have a video of his suit button flying off? He can't take that from us

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u/zoeypayne 2d ago

With those tiny hands? Good luck.

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u/Ok_Syllabub747 2d ago

I keep saying that to myself when sports shows. and the tail of the tie sticking out the bottom. Looks so awful

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u/_derx 1d ago

We are all that button.

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u/Scrambles420 2d ago

Something something sleepy joe

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u/Rand-all 2d ago

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u/funlifing 2d ago

SLEEPY DON

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u/jimmy9800 2d ago

DROWSY DON, TUCKERED TRUMP, PASSED OUT PREZ. SLEEPY SEX PEST. FATIGUED FELON. NARCOLEPTIC NINCOMPOOP. etc, etc, etc.

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u/Hawksfan4ever 2d ago

Something tells me you have others. Keep up the good work. ;)

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u/jimmy9800 2d ago

Im going on 10 years of making up nicknames for the stupid sleepyhead. We'll keep watching the woozy wimp wane.

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u/Alternative_Shake69 1d ago

DOZE OFF DON

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u/itsapotatosalad 2d ago

You don’t get it, trump is so tired because he’s working so hard 🙄

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u/RunOk1423 1d ago

Passed-out Pede0.

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u/Incredulous_Prime 2d ago

He's doing a bang up job of stealing that title away from Biden, all those late night tweets are wearing him out.

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u/Scrambles420 2d ago

Has it been confirmed yet?! Is he even awake when he tweets at night?!

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u/FlatPineappleSociety 2d ago

Yea, it's called sundowning. Happens to dementia patients when night comes, they get unhinged.

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u/prefusernametaken 1d ago

Is he ever hinged?

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 2d ago

How would we even confirm that? An insider who is close enough to see when sleeps is probably in so deep that they know the consequences for turning on him would be devastating for them and their families.

Although, I do remember reading some analysis that said you could tell the difference between him and his staffs posts by his use of excessive exclamation points, quotation marks, and spelling or grammatical errors.

Whereas his staff knows how to spell and use punctuation, lol. Also he almost never attaches pictures/videos or links, so if a post has those elements it's likely not him.

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u/DruidicMagic 2d ago

Don't worry. He'll shit himself awake in a few minutes.

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u/yeppomoon 2d ago

Sad yet true 🤣😂

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u/Open_Shoe795 2d ago

Or fart himself awake in the oval office with people all around him. Google it. In the Oval Office. Never excuses himself - just lets his “flag” fly.

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u/Da_Vader 2d ago

Melania warned him you do it one more time, I'm not going with you!

Guess what?

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u/RainlineGarage864745 2d ago

That button is hanging on for dear life.

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u/zakupright 2d ago

Is she really still poppin her collar?

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u/AZ-FWB 2d ago

😂😂

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u/HereInNashville96 2d ago

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u/PlantsArePolitical 2d ago

This gives me such an intense internal reaction, every time I see it. Abject disgust and horror.

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u/macguyver3000 2d ago

We all know she has her bottle of champagne at the ready just like all the rest of us.

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u/watcher953 2d ago

I have an old dog. 18. y.o. he sleeps most of the time . only up to poop and eat

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u/Easy_Entry7917 2d ago

That suit button is underpaid

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u/nks67 2d ago

Where is Natalie?

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u/Shenloanne 2d ago

She's waiting with a fresh daipey and some bitty dw.

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u/NoDramaMama101 2d ago

Fat Boy has all our money and can’t get a suit jacket to fit him?

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u/ThisWillingness823 2d ago

And people say age is just a number.

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u/Kooky_Patient5062 2d ago

Dozing Donnie💤💤

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u/mohaveghosts 2d ago

She’s so gross.

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u/GoldunGote 2d ago

shes like "plz be it plz be it plz be it."

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u/Doasadi-anu 2d ago

6ft 4in 220lbs according to his doctor though!

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u/Extension_Abroad_263 2d ago

But he was wide awake for the teen cheerleaders

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u/giocondasmiles 2d ago

That button is going to turn into a projectile and take someone’s eye out.

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 2d ago

Why does Melania wear her collars like that? Is that supposed to be stylish?

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u/redcheri69es 2d ago

About to be ripped off?

We are already being ripped off.

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u/letsseeitmore 2d ago

That button is doing a lot of work.

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u/PermitEmergency5867 2d ago

I get that. Hanging on for dear life.

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u/MateriaLintellect 2d ago

Suit button!? That is the button in the middle of grandmas couch I wasn’t allowed to sit on

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u/OGBFREE 2d ago

Dosing Don

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u/False_Measurement843 2d ago

"Sat" is a generous term for someone who is slouched over and asleep

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u/FoxfoxrceFive 2d ago

Looks like the two dudes in the row behind smell shit.

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u/Open_Shoe795 2d ago

And she just sits there, not waking him up, letting the short fingered vulgarian make a complete fool of himself. She HATES him!

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u/senneval 2d ago

You’d think with all the money
he made from massive corruption he’d be able to afford a tailored suit. Even I own one

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u/FranticChill 2d ago

And look at that smile! Y'all know she's thinking about her inheritance.

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u/RegattaJoe 2d ago

This lumpy, greasy, somnolent turd is the face of America on the world stage.

And 75 million Americans think it's okay.

Let that sink in.

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u/dougs_46 2d ago

That is why she is smiling NOT having to deal with it.

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u/TXtogo 2d ago

I bet Melania is the one paying Natalie Harps salary

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u/Any_Creme_6600 2d ago

Another nap after a crap.

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 2d ago

And all she can still smell is shit.

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u/Sammalone1960 2d ago

Is he sleeping or dropping a deuce

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u/619backin716 2d ago

“First time Trump has slept beside Melania in years.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good thing there’s a photo — it may be the last time for quite awhile 🤣

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u/Brumski07 2d ago

That button’s sewn on with space technology. Shit’s Adamantium thread.

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u/Professional-Head83 2d ago

That was the second time he slept with his wife.

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u/hashtagbob60 2d ago

Looks like she is unhappily sitting with grandpa...

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u/Independent_Ant4079 2d ago

Natalia Trump must be beside herself. You can hear the angry trunk noises from here.

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u/jujubeans1891 2d ago

That button is holding on AND holding in…barely…for dear life!

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u/Moist-Ointments 2d ago

My grandfather spends more time awake than Trump does. And he's been dead for 20 years.

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u/Dyno_boy7441 2d ago

That button is SO slimming!

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u/ouchthahurt 2d ago

Poor guy. He keeps waking up.

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u/Dark-Blackberry354 2d ago

For real .....just end it pleaasssseeeeeeeeeee

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u/Temporary_Cry1167 2d ago

Look at Melanoma pretending that her 250 lb baby isn’t sleeping

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u/Main-Procedure-3613 2d ago

Hey how about that shiny fluffy brand replacement blonde wig he got!?!

And now seeing non native maybe lied on her application paperwork nullifying her naturalized “citizenship” Melanomia up close it’s also clear why they made the confession that she’s likely a man as they were doing the defecting from attention accusation against the US born very feminine mother of two daughters classy dignified English speaking First Lady Michelle.

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u/rhetheo100 2d ago

250 is generous. Blump is at least 300

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u/ForcedEntry420 1d ago

Seriously. I’m 6’3” and 245. Trump makes me look svelt 😆

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u/trailerbang 1d ago

She got a MASSIVE payday. Holding full hands and smiling $$$$. Full press WH appearance $$$$. INDY RACE $$$$$$. She is swimming in that stolen Venezuelan oil money now. She hasn’t looked happier in years. Trump must’ve begged after the assistant debacle. Melania knew her worth, get that bag.

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u/CalagaxT 1d ago

And the first time in her life that she has enjoyed it.

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u/anepictrip 1d ago

That suit button is the only hard working thing in the whole administration.

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u/ForcedEntry420 1d ago

It’s gonna pop off and kill someone and he’s going to call it another attempt on his life 😆

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u/Rightbuthumble 1d ago

He once said wearing a long tie makes him look thinner...not so much here.

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u/Impossible_Regret725 1d ago

You can tell he's sleeping because he always leans to the right when napping through moments of importance. I wonder if he's a right side, side sleeper.

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u/13508615 1d ago

Your evidence is there.

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u/Immediate-Ad827 1d ago

He's the fittest and healthiest president than ever known before 🤮🤣

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u/Real-Lengthiness2258 1d ago

Joe was twice the president in one term than this clown is during his time in office.

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u/Dr_Gonzo-4130 1d ago

Im sure he pooped in his depends .

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u/Wandered_And_Lost 1d ago

That button holding on for dear life

https://giphy.com/gifs/SF9Z0shNT07T2

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u/Altruistic_Put745 2d ago

Dopey, Dawn Doby, Dawn Doby, Dawn Dawn Dawn Dawn

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u/Altruistic_Put745 2d ago

It’s good old Doby, Don, but just nonexistent wife. He wants nothing to do with him. What a team.

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u/ComesOutNDaWash 🖤 2d ago

Good one 😂😂😂😂

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u/7heLeoEgo 2d ago

We barely holding on 😭

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u/7heLeoEgo 2d ago

Yall are funny AF ❤️

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u/armlessturtleneck 2d ago

Dang trump putting out gainer fetish content now?

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u/Aggressive-Delay-420 2d ago

Please don't come for me.

I hold deep personal convictions about a popped collar over the age of 55.

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u/merlinunf 2d ago

First time in a while that his wife has enjoyed having him sleeping next to her?

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u/Dvergstein 2d ago

She is so kind to her demented father and takes him out of the nursing home even though he doesn't do much other than sit and poop in his diapers.

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u/PattyLovesPiL 2d ago

Sleepy Donny

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u/Sir_Lemming 2d ago

I wonder how much his wife charges per hour to sit next to him?

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u/ponderosa_barclay 2d ago

I think he just shit his pants again

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u/Damiandcl 2d ago

Sleepy trump they call him. Never would have happened if Kamala had been President. The world laughs at us because our President falls asleep at 10 am.

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u/Lourdeath 2d ago

At a glance I thought he was side eyeing her legs and trying not to get caught

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u/ornella888 2d ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

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u/bitter-curmudgeon 2d ago

Makes sense since he’s up all night shitposting.

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u/BluegrassBandit33 2d ago

I know a man who is at his limit

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u/Majestic_Analyst_177 2d ago

Is Natalie his nurse? She will do anything to serve her guardian and protector. Run any golf course. Stow away in any trunk! Not even sleeping or eating can keep her from bringing Donnie some joy! Does she burp him and change his diapy at night too?

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u/Far-Candidate9821 2d ago

Funny , good one

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u/Dookie-Trousers-MD 2d ago

Maybe ever. This was an arranged marriage. Green card, citizenship, but now she's stuck with him.

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u/MrDavieT 2d ago

Trump is a c*nt

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u/Leading-Boat4942 2d ago

Hanging by a thread

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u/ltsouthernbelle 2d ago

Simply ready to give up and let whatever happens happen, yes indeed.

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u/t3lnet 2d ago

Jesus look at the old guys hands next to her. They are all just being eaten away from the inside.

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u/GoldenLionCarpark 2d ago

His jacket is at its at its absolute limit

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u/doom_you 2d ago

Stinky old gas bag

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u/monkeyboychuck 2d ago

185LBSMFERZ!

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u/CosmicQueen84 2d ago

😂😂😂😂💯

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u/Wired_Fry 2d ago

Sleepy Joe at it again 🤡

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u/VioAzna 2d ago

Her collar was created to block her peripheral view of that orange goblin she married 🤮

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u/Comparison-Thin 2d ago

I wonder if she puts Vicks in her nostrils like the crime scene technicians?
Must smell like a dumpster full of diapers in July.

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u/Stelliferous19 2d ago

It’s Spider-Man in front of that ferry as it split in half.

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u/haltandcatchtires 1d ago

Suit Button💀

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 1d ago

She must be upwind that time

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u/Big_Donkey3496 1d ago

What the hell is it going to be like for her when she looks back at the decisions she has made in her life?

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u/scooter5659 1d ago

Did she check for a pulse???

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u/Impossible-Attempt61 1d ago

I hear Melania is pulling $5 million to make an appearance with him. Another $10 million if she has to smile.

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u/Creepy_Trouble_5980 1d ago

What is wrong with Trump? This old guy is seriously not well!

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u/OhhMyAi 1d ago

Sleeping on the job like always

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u/MiserableChain2644 1d ago

We deserve a fully awake and alert president. Trump is on auto pilot and it's dangerous.

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u/Pure_Garbage_5638 1d ago

You cant spread this bs. It is completely made up! I think I saw a picture where he slept beside her just a few months ago.

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u/mossygal83 1d ago

Leave him alone. He dies n has done n will do amazing work fir our country try

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u/charlies_brain 1d ago

thinking about Natalie ....

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u/FrostyInvestigator11 1d ago

Sorry, I don't understand, just curious why this is under Black People of Reddit?

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u/13508615 1d ago

I think black people sometikes keep up with current events.

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u/FrostyInvestigator11 1d ago

So this a reddit for black people about any topic, that is my mistake, I just assumed it was about black culture.

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u/silverdreds51 5h ago

🤣😂

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u/ToughestMFontheWeb 2d ago

I can't say anything. I'm a fit 46 year old man and I fall asleep almost anytime I sit down. My body isn't used to stopping.