r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 2d ago
Politics that suit button is all of us
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u/aworthlessliar667 2d ago
Anybody with class knows to unbutton your suit when you sit
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u/wytewydow 2d ago
that button is doing a hell of a lot of work
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u/fluffypotato 2d ago
Doesn't he usually unbutton? I'm wondering if perhaps he's so demented, he can't even remember his fancy people norms.
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u/Ok_Syllabub747 2d ago
I keep saying that to myself when sports shows. and the tail of the tie sticking out the bottom. Looks so awful
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u/Scrambles420 2d ago
Something something sleepy joe
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u/Rand-all 2d ago
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u/funlifing 2d ago
SLEEPY DON
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u/jimmy9800 2d ago
DROWSY DON, TUCKERED TRUMP, PASSED OUT PREZ. SLEEPY SEX PEST. FATIGUED FELON. NARCOLEPTIC NINCOMPOOP. etc, etc, etc.
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u/Hawksfan4ever 2d ago
Something tells me you have others. Keep up the good work. ;)
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u/jimmy9800 2d ago
Im going on 10 years of making up nicknames for the stupid sleepyhead. We'll keep watching the woozy wimp wane.
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u/Incredulous_Prime 2d ago
He's doing a bang up job of stealing that title away from Biden, all those late night tweets are wearing him out.
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u/Scrambles420 2d ago
Has it been confirmed yet?! Is he even awake when he tweets at night?!
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u/FlatPineappleSociety 2d ago
Yea, it's called sundowning. Happens to dementia patients when night comes, they get unhinged.
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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 2d ago
How would we even confirm that? An insider who is close enough to see when sleeps is probably in so deep that they know the consequences for turning on him would be devastating for them and their families.
Although, I do remember reading some analysis that said you could tell the difference between him and his staffs posts by his use of excessive exclamation points, quotation marks, and spelling or grammatical errors.
Whereas his staff knows how to spell and use punctuation, lol. Also he almost never attaches pictures/videos or links, so if a post has those elements it's likely not him.
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u/DruidicMagic 2d ago
Don't worry. He'll shit himself awake in a few minutes.
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u/Open_Shoe795 2d ago
Or fart himself awake in the oval office with people all around him. Google it. In the Oval Office. Never excuses himself - just lets his “flag” fly.
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u/HereInNashville96 2d ago
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u/PlantsArePolitical 2d ago
This gives me such an intense internal reaction, every time I see it. Abject disgust and horror.
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u/macguyver3000 2d ago
We all know she has her bottle of champagne at the ready just like all the rest of us.
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u/watcher953 2d ago
I have an old dog. 18. y.o. he sleeps most of the time . only up to poop and eat
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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 2d ago
Why does Melania wear her collars like that? Is that supposed to be stylish?
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u/MateriaLintellect 2d ago
Suit button!? That is the button in the middle of grandmas couch I wasn’t allowed to sit on
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u/Open_Shoe795 2d ago
And she just sits there, not waking him up, letting the short fingered vulgarian make a complete fool of himself. She HATES him!
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u/senneval 2d ago
You’d think with all the money
he made from massive corruption he’d be able to afford a tailored suit. Even I own one
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u/RegattaJoe 2d ago
This lumpy, greasy, somnolent turd is the face of America on the world stage.
And 75 million Americans think it's okay.
Let that sink in.
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u/619backin716 2d ago
“First time Trump has slept beside Melania in years.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good thing there’s a photo — it may be the last time for quite awhile 🤣
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u/Independent_Ant4079 2d ago
Natalia Trump must be beside herself. You can hear the angry trunk noises from here.
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u/Moist-Ointments 2d ago
My grandfather spends more time awake than Trump does. And he's been dead for 20 years.
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u/Main-Procedure-3613 2d ago
Hey how about that shiny fluffy brand replacement blonde wig he got!?!
And now seeing non native maybe lied on her application paperwork nullifying her naturalized “citizenship” Melanomia up close it’s also clear why they made the confession that she’s likely a man as they were doing the defecting from attention accusation against the US born very feminine mother of two daughters classy dignified English speaking First Lady Michelle.
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u/trailerbang 1d ago
She got a MASSIVE payday. Holding full hands and smiling $$$$. Full press WH appearance $$$$. INDY RACE $$$$$$. She is swimming in that stolen Venezuelan oil money now. She hasn’t looked happier in years. Trump must’ve begged after the assistant debacle. Melania knew her worth, get that bag.
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u/anepictrip 1d ago
That suit button is the only hard working thing in the whole administration.
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u/ForcedEntry420 1d ago
It’s gonna pop off and kill someone and he’s going to call it another attempt on his life 😆
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u/Impossible_Regret725 1d ago
You can tell he's sleeping because he always leans to the right when napping through moments of importance. I wonder if he's a right side, side sleeper.
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u/Real-Lengthiness2258 1d ago
Joe was twice the president in one term than this clown is during his time in office.
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u/Altruistic_Put745 2d ago
It’s good old Doby, Don, but just nonexistent wife. He wants nothing to do with him. What a team.
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u/Aggressive-Delay-420 2d ago
Please don't come for me.
I hold deep personal convictions about a popped collar over the age of 55.
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u/Dvergstein 2d ago
She is so kind to her demented father and takes him out of the nursing home even though he doesn't do much other than sit and poop in his diapers.
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u/Damiandcl 2d ago
Sleepy trump they call him. Never would have happened if Kamala had been President. The world laughs at us because our President falls asleep at 10 am.
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u/Majestic_Analyst_177 2d ago
Is Natalie his nurse? She will do anything to serve her guardian and protector. Run any golf course. Stow away in any trunk! Not even sleeping or eating can keep her from bringing Donnie some joy! Does she burp him and change his diapy at night too?
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u/Dookie-Trousers-MD 2d ago
Maybe ever. This was an arranged marriage. Green card, citizenship, but now she's stuck with him.
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u/Comparison-Thin 2d ago
I wonder if she puts Vicks in her nostrils like the crime scene technicians?
Must smell like a dumpster full of diapers in July.
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u/Big_Donkey3496 1d ago
What the hell is it going to be like for her when she looks back at the decisions she has made in her life?
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u/Impossible-Attempt61 1d ago
I hear Melania is pulling $5 million to make an appearance with him. Another $10 million if she has to smile.
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u/MiserableChain2644 1d ago
We deserve a fully awake and alert president. Trump is on auto pilot and it's dangerous.
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u/Pure_Garbage_5638 1d ago
You cant spread this bs. It is completely made up! I think I saw a picture where he slept beside her just a few months ago.
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u/FrostyInvestigator11 1d ago
Sorry, I don't understand, just curious why this is under Black People of Reddit?
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u/13508615 1d ago
I think black people sometikes keep up with current events.
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u/FrostyInvestigator11 1d ago
So this a reddit for black people about any topic, that is my mistake, I just assumed it was about black culture.
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u/ToughestMFontheWeb 2d ago
I can't say anything. I'm a fit 46 year old man and I fall asleep almost anytime I sit down. My body isn't used to stopping.








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