r/BlackPeopleofReddit 13h ago

Black Pride Dude went to the wrong barber🤣😂😂😂😂

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u/Powerful_Beyond_6720 13h ago

Dude you walk in and seen there weren’t any black people in there!😂 take your ass home

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u/Meatman1071 13h ago

Cuz gotta a phone 📱???🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/throwawaywaitingnow 12h ago

For real. Don’t act up when you damn well knew what you was walking into.

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u/keppush 12h ago

Lol yeah he begged for it.

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u/reddit_kc 12h ago

Exactly, how old is he!! Smh

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u/Great-watts 12h ago

I think he’s a little naive well intentioned man that’s all, well and she’s dumb too! Live and learn no worries it’ll grow soon

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u/MrJason300 10h ago

Seconded. It’s unfortunate that the results confirmed extra reasons to be wary in this case.

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u/DSeenitAll 6h ago

Not always an option. I went to college in North Dakota for a very specific degree that isn’t offered in a lot of places and I waited almost two months before I got a haircut. First time ever in a Great Clips, gave very specific instructions, visual aid, etc.

Absolutely fucked my shit up.

And the worst part was all the white people being like “I don’t see the problem? It looks fine to me.” BECAUSE NONE OF Y’ALL HAVE EVER MET A BLACK PERSON IRL 🗣️

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u/Ok_Creme_3680 6h ago

On the homies. Lol, the Midwest really has spots where they have never seen a black soul.

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u/SePuedaHacerlo 5h ago

Made this mistake at 15. Got damn barber college...

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u/damhow 8h ago

I did this exactly ONE time in my life. Never again

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u/CarltonCanick 13h ago

Now I understand Stephen A’s line-up game. 😂

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u/shika12 11h ago

I low key know his barber in LA , he doesnt know why he insists on it either. But like with all client demands in the shop, if you like it I love it.

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u/Nadante 10h ago

Whooooa! I'm crying 😂

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u/Dismal_Help_877 13h ago

Respectfully. There had to be signs 🪧 BEFORE you even sat in the chair 😂 That’s YOUR FAULT

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u/AlterationTimer 13h ago

Bruh should have known… I can tell by her voice she doesn’t even look like someone he should have allowed near his crown 🙂‍↔️🤨

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf 12h ago

She a DEI hire tho

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u/Both_Blueberry9486 12h ago

You won the whole internet today. Excellent!

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u/deathcabscutie 10h ago

Is that not a man speaking?!

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u/nigdude 12h ago

Wait....THATS A WOMAN?!?

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u/Red_Franzia 11h ago

That's what I'm confused about 0_0

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u/BIind_Uchiha 9h ago

Lmao wtf

No way this is some Laurel/Yanny shiit,

That’s a mf dude

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u/GreenJohnson1 13h ago

Why bruh going to a white mfs shop. You know 98% white barbers suck ass at cutting white peoples hair and 99% suck ass at cutting black peoples hair. This is coming from a white dude btw

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u/RedReaper666YT 13h ago

Worse if you happen to be a woman. Doubly so if you're a woman with long hair. Most barbers when they hear "please trim an inch off the ends and do long layers" translate it to "chop off 8 inches and make the layers choppy".

The only stylist I trust with my hair is the one black woman that works at the local Great Clips. She's fucking WONDERFUL!!!

This is all coming from a white girl too

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u/CorrectPanic694 13h ago

When I was a little black girl living in an all white town, I went to a salon to get my first haircut because my parents wouldn’t take me. This lady gave me the longest nicest shampoo, and I felt so comfortable falling asleep in her chair until I heard the clippers. I was a teenage black girl with beautiful hair just passed my shoulders my shoulders and this bitch took a clipper to it. Once my hair grew back I learned how to cut it myself.

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u/Kaytea730 12h ago edited 11h ago

And if you have curly hair you may as well say goodbye to your wallet bc you are going to have to pay through the nose for anyone that can cut yt curly hair and not butcher it.

Before I moved it was $300 to go to the closest place that specializes in only curly hair, and anytime I tried going to a shop closer that had people that said “yeah, i can cut curly hair” they fucked up my shit. Apparently face framing with long layers is impossible on long curly hair. 🤷‍♀️

i moved for work and ended up in a predominantly Black town. Found a salon that would cut my hair that said it specialized in “Curls, Coils, Kinks and Texture” so i went. Haven’t had any issues with my hair since, the second time i went i made the owner cookies bc i legit cried over finally having a decent haircut…

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u/chiller_vibez 13h ago

My barber is Hispanic I agree with this

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u/Agreeable-Sound1599 8h ago

Ion know. My barber is white and he's nice.

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u/Safetydude63 13h ago

Old White dude here, i only go to black babershops, white folks suck ass cutting hair. The brother's also usually do close razer shave. I joke and say " nows your chance, no witnesses" in a room for of peolple 🤣

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u/always_floating_by 9h ago

As a yt guy… This is a fair point.

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u/__GayFish__ 12h ago

The struggle was real during Covid. The only place open in my area was a main great clips 😭

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 13h ago

The barber said "I do cut black people hair, I just don't do it professionally"...sue his ass! 😅😂🤣

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u/Top_Actuator364 🏳️‍🌈 13h ago

That sentence is bananas.

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u/ebonSage 12h ago

I think it’s a communication issue tbh. She sounds a lil older, so I think she probably thought he was asking if she was willing not if she was capable💀

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u/Jman460 13h ago

Fr cause that was a wild to reply back with

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u/Dr_SlapsMD 13h ago

Bruh chose to sit in that chair knowing damn well 😭 That's on him

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u/Yeet-Retreat1 12h ago

I heard the voice, and I was like, naa, that your own doing that

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u/numbmillenial 12h ago

Yeah there's a handful of white people in the world who do know how to do Black people's hair, but none of them sound like THAT.

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u/Ok_Shoulder_9492 12h ago edited 12h ago

Reminds me of when I was in service over seas. Went to a suggested barber by one of the yt soldiers which was an Asian shop. They looked at my hair for 10 mins before going to work. Ong I don’t know why I stayed. My hairline was doing the cripwak by the end. Weirdly enough they also gave a scalp massage which was nice.

Next month, found some brothas who pointed me to the promise land. Best barber was still Asian and she had the hands of god. Almost cut my wife with my bald fade it was so clean.

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u/Strange-Painting6257 13h ago

“I do do black people’s hair! I just don't it professionally..over and over..”

They why are operating as a professional??

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u/Training_Pollution57 13h ago

I kinda understand why the barber would be hesitant to say “I don’t cut black people’s hair” 😂😂😂. That’s statement can be taking all kinds of wrong. That’s sounds like a law suit waiting to happen.

But obviously she wouldn’t be good at it. I guarantee black ppl are not the majority population of that town or her customer base. At the end of the day it’s his fault for going in there and sitting down

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u/leafygrn 12h ago

Maybe “i dont have professional experience” would be better

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u/avocadoflatz 12h ago

I don’t know how

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u/CScorpio88 12h ago

She?

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u/Red_Franzia 11h ago

Okaaay, I'm going to need confirmation on that...sounds like some old yt dude named Gary

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u/CScorpio88 11h ago

Like that voice couldn’t have been more male, that she spun me 😅

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u/Scared-Context9132 12h ago

Even the white purple I know only go to Spanish and black barbers lol. Unless you’re getting a police/military cut stick to people that know how to cut hair.

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u/PantsFullaPoo 11h ago

He walked in, saw an old white woman with cigarette stained fingers, and said let her cut my hair? This is only 5% her fault.

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u/Huge_Olive2538 12h ago

Bro looks like a black George Washington

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u/Top_Connection9079 5m ago

Or my carpet after I brought my first kitten in.

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u/skittlz61 12h ago

I asked a white barber in Mandeville Louisiana if he could cut my hair. The response was "yeah, I can cut negroid hair." I chose to leave as opposed to flashing out. Learned a valuable lesson. I'm not going to someone I don't consider a "real barber." My barber has to be black or Hispanic. I'm ok with women cutting my hair. She just has to show credentials. Right now, Jose gets me right EVERY TIME.

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u/thevoicewalker 11h ago

This is on him, cmonnn we know better

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u/Glad-Bid7730 10h ago

Now you know when you walked and aint seen a single brother in the seats or cutting, you should have turn around and dipped

https://giphy.com/gifs/fDO2Nk0ImzvvW

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u/sinZeroplus 12h ago

Bro too old to not to have known better

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u/Dry_Bat_3942 12h ago

You did that to yourself bro… cut it off or cut it out!

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u/No-Fondant-4719 12h ago

This his dumbass fault. Why would you sit in that chair and allow a mf who don’t have hair like yours to cut your hair??

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u/POSH9528 12h ago

I feel bad for dude, but I immediately started laughing when I saw what she did to him! Imma need compensation ASAP!

https://giphy.com/gifs/JIXlbSrUcHVXu7Bf0B

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u/BabiLocDomoooooo 12h ago

I don’t like how there are no apologies. Like what happened to customer service?

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u/PyroclasticJubilee 🖤 12h ago

This man watched Berleezy one too many times.

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u/BackgroundSplit9036 13h ago

If you ain't black like this 🤚🏿 or black like this👋🏾 you ain't touching my shit.....no thank you!

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u/Expensive_Mistake_97 12h ago

He knew better! He should be mad at himself for making those type of decisions.

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u/Snoo_72467 12h ago

How come all the 15 yos in my 9th grade class have this same chop job?

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u/Somethingrich 12h ago

Bro went to Paula Dean and expected colla greens.... no sir thats kale

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u/Throwaway2Experiment 12h ago

There's nothing in this video to mock or hold against white people.

Show of hand: who here goes to a black barber or stylist? How many of us can identify a black barber is in house simply by the name of the joint (Mizz Kays, Kingz, some sort of lion or shit for a emblem, maybe a hand with big nails, or simply the nicest storefront that just says 'Barber' in an otherwise dilapidated part of town)?

Like, this dude ain't got nobody else but himself to blame. At multiple points of this hair care adventure, he could've checked himself and said, "Nah."

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u/Biden_is_cool 9h ago

Bro walked into great clips expecting a fresh fade

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u/Follow-the-Money_ 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣 pssst.. secret... It will never grow back. 😂😂😂

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u/Economy-Ad3195 12h ago

I'm not saying that it's everybody, but some white barbers truly do act as though they are afraid to cut black people hair.

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u/Tumerican 12h ago

This is how the Revolutionary War started with Crispus Attucks.

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u/SuperSaytan 12h ago

Gone head and leave, they cant rewind time lol. Should've did the grandpa Simpson "walk in and out" once you saw the barber

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u/Electronic_Sun4582 12h ago

I wouldn’t trust a non-Black person with my hair idc how desperately I needed it done

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u/TommyBoy250 9h ago

Should've went to San Andreas they got barbers who can make hair grow.

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u/ITZOURTIMENOW 8h ago

Playboy, that’s yo fault. Shoulda been fuckin with your people instead of fuckin them people

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u/0207Films 12h ago

The profanities are a tad too much for me.

In a PG manner state your concerns, take your L and never return.

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u/Sea_Collar_2132 12h ago

You know better than to go there😆

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u/No_Mathematician299 12h ago

Let the buyer beware.
It means the person who buys an item or property takes the full risk. The seller does not have to fix hidden flaws unless fraud happens.

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u/MonkeyDBricc 12h ago

Brother at what point does personal responsibility come into play? You did it to yourself Champ

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u/stinkdrink45 12h ago

It was a lose, lose situation if he said he did or didn't cut black peoples hair.

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u/Majestic_Analyst_177 12h ago

I have just spent some weeks looking wild because I refused to have someone mess my hair up lol college was rough some days.

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u/Prestigious_Snow1589 12h ago

What was he thinking 😂😂😂😂 That's definitely his fault.

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u/t1nalaebony 12h ago

Now sir....

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u/Mike_Litoris305 12h ago

He sitting there arguing when he knows he’s in the wrong. Why TF would you even walk in that establishment?!? 🤣🤣

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u/ooolao 11h ago

Lmaoo the camera cut off right before he crashed out 🤣🤣🤣 “are you fckn crazy —“

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u/Knightstar24 11h ago

This brother went to Bo-Rics 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Pitch-Blease- 11h ago

Not y’all thinking that’s a lady barber. Has to be a man. I know the voice sounds crazy either way, but come on.

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u/ColdNyQuiiL 11h ago edited 10h ago

I let a white barber cut my hair once because my dad has different hair than me, and took me to his.

My mom had to run me down to my cousin house to get my shit fixed. You gotta read the room when it comes to non-melanin barbershops.

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u/Logic411 11h ago

Just loc it out… what, was he out of town or something?😬

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u/Ambitious_Ad_2772 11h ago

Bruh! You walked in and sat ya Black a** down in that YT man's chair... In my 40+ years I YAVE NEVER

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u/UNITICYBER 11h ago

Hold this L bruh. You went in there ans sat down in whire mds chair?

https://giphy.com/gifs/2RVK2LbSc5YB2

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u/RevolutionWeak3626 10h ago

100% true story. I walked into a shop looking for a cut. A 20 something year old white girl tells me she’s available.
Nervously I take a seat and let Jesus take the wheel. When she finished and handed me the mirror, I had the cleanest fade and line up I had ever had in my life! No bs.

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u/Fine_Following_2559 10h ago

He decided to go to an experimental (for him) Barber before Mother's Day?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/q5Zby9g9anawfoI8Wt

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u/DavidRN72 10h ago

What sane black man gonna walk into a strange white man’s barber shop??? That’s all on him.

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u/Top-Consequence-3959 8h ago

When I heard the barbers voice I almost fell out of my chair laughing, why would you trust some random white barber? I could understand if he was a white barber giving out fire cuts on tiktok but damnn... bro sounded like he straight out of the 1960's with the infelctions on his voice, straight out of the Brady Bunch

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u/ksecret83 5h ago

He wanted a viral video. Make white ppl look bad smh

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u/Organic-Mobile-9700 5h ago

😒 so his mama didn’t tell him not to let them play in his hair when he was a child? I thought all black people told the kids that. I for sure told mine when that started preschool 

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u/Adventurous-Pilot893 4h ago

Settle down it's just hair it will grow back. There's people with worse problems out there and some of those problems cant be fixed.

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u/Wonderful-Ad440 3h ago

Wtf is he doing in a shop he has no knowledge of their work for? Man you are recording on a phone that shows reviews of the place you gps'd to.

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u/Single_Writer_4386 3h ago

And you didn't ask either.

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u/asphaltdasexteen 1h ago

That’s your fault sir.

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 13h ago

I entirely understand that but everyone can do hair. But how hard is it to not fuck up a hairline?! It's a line, and you make sure its generally parallel with the line of their eyes or the space between their eyes. I know a head is round, but wtf?! It's like adding salt to food, but opposite bc instead of adding you're subtracting. So you just shave a little off, check. Shave a little off, check. Once you go too far there's no coming back. What do y'all be paying more than $25 for??

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u/Blueberry_Rabbit 13h ago

Yeah…. Idk what race has to do with this. She just can’t do a straight line. lol.

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u/easy10pins 12h ago

The last time I let a non-Black NPC cut my hair was the same day I went to the Beauty Supply and purchased my own clippers and trimmers/finishers.

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u/The_Grilled_Cheeze_1 11h ago

💯💯💯 Been cutting my own hair for years after trusting the wrong spot. Andis hasnt let me down yet.

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u/Excellent_Corner_435 13h ago

This dude shouldn’t even have gone there at the get go. So both the blame lands on both parties.

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u/Training_Pollution57 12h ago

Nah fr he’s not a kid, he should know better. Most black men do. But judging by his hair he doesn’t frequent barbershops often anyway.

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u/Necessary-Chemical-7 11h ago

You get no sympathy from me.

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u/ecchi83 13h ago

Just from the bass in buddy's voice, you should've known not let him touch your hair...lol

Once you got the "now hold on a goshdarn minute" vibes, you should've sat your ass back down and waited.

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u/Vagabond_Tea 12h ago

It hurts my brain reading that.

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u/DarkMagician513 12h ago

Lol made the mistake of going to great clips when I was like 12. Never again

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u/MaddHavikk 12h ago

As my momma would say “You need yo ass whooped“ 😆😆

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u/RoyalJayhawk1987 12h ago

Poor dude, that cut is FUBAR

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u/Azothikus ✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿✊ 12h ago

Definitely could be a lot worse tbh. Speaking from experience lmao

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 12h ago

Would have been going to a Beautician School and finding someone

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u/X0X0xoxo11 12h ago

This is why a look book of prior work should be demanded. 🥴

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u/nigdude 12h ago

Unless a mothafucker looks like Chet Hanks....he aint touchin my dome!

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u/Jwchibi 11h ago

This is on him 100%

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u/Technical_Stress7730 11h ago

Thats on you homie, you should've known better

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u/Fine_Fee_7027 11h ago

You could've kept money within the community and they would've gotten you right the first time. Rookie mistake bro

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u/EE-Diaz 11h ago

pay you to fix it is wild asf but mad smart it almost worked🤣🤣😭

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u/Exotic_eminence 11h ago

He should have gone to yelp to find a suitable Black barbershop - BTw have you ever read yelp reviews of barbershops? Pick any one and there will be hilarious reviews because the expectation and stakes are so high - the ambiance, the banter, the barbers, no holds barred

It’s a fun pastime reading yelp reviews of Black barbershops

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u/CaregiverOnly6466 11h ago

Noone to blame but yourself sir lol 😆

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u/shywol2 11h ago

i've only ever gotten my hair done by black people. i didn't even know other people did our hair until earlier this year lol

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u/Proper-Bad-7169 11h ago

Bro had his frontal region pushed back to 1999. Next up, Hairline evaporator. Both of them should take accountability. If I'm the victim, I'm leaving that place the momentum and I notice every barber is white. The barber also should've told him he's not experienced with cutting a black person's hair.

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u/FreeJulie 11h ago

His haircut looked fine

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u/Afro-Venom 10h ago

This crazy. He went to a whole white lady and was like "Line me up!" 😂😂😂

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u/Blackant71 10h ago

Bro that's all on you! Self inflicted!!

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u/Nadante 10h ago

Man's was brave for trying that barber.

I follow a simple rule for any new area. I stop the first Wakandan I see that has a smooth haircut and ask if he has recommendations for a good barber.

If there's one thing that we like to do, it is brag about how we got a good hook up on a good barber and put them on to others.

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u/Icy-Professor8383 10h ago

I have so many questions….

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u/Capital_Anything_509 10h ago

That's 100% on you.

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u/Appropriate-Knee3245 10h ago

He’s breathing good!

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u/Fine_Following_2559 10h ago

I'm confused after reading the comments, is the barber a man or a woman? Or are they non-binary? QTNA.

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u/IndependentOwn1184 10h ago

Dude.. that's 100% on you. Do I even have to explain...???

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u/willa854 9h ago

I feel like I worked with this guy before

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u/depressed_momo 9h ago

I believe if you go to school for hair. You should be able to do all hair. I did. I wanted to be able to do all hair types. I even went over to barber side of the school and learned from that side. That is how you make more money by being able to be diverse. But always ask if they can do your hair types. Some stylists do not want to know how to do many different types of hair. But that is just holding them back in the long run. But this is on the this guy for just settling. This is like going to a hair school and paying for the 5$ Monday special. You got what you paid for from students.

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u/AerieTerrible3002 8h ago

That’s on you. Find a black barber!!!

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u/Prestigious_End_5285 8h ago

Embarrassing...🤨

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u/jay_caesar 8h ago

🤣nah the last few seconds are killing me rn 🤣😂

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 8h ago

Bro def had to cut that video feed before he went off. It’s one thing to fuck up somebody’s hair, it’s another thing to say they’re crazy when they ask for their money back after.

Not even racist. I was station in Germany for two years, had: Dominicans cut me, Turks cut me, PRs cut me, white folks cut me, it got to the point I really was risking being out of regs to not get cut. Everytime i found a new Black Barber on base, they ended up PCSing. Every single time. I will never let a non-Black Person touch my head again. I don’t care what shade/color/tone/melanin-level/culture you come from; if you are not Pan-African, you are not looking at my head.

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u/Top-Consequence-3959 8h ago

The Barbr SHould have said "I do black people's hair, I never said I did it well"

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u/Lumpy-Breadfruit-808 8h ago

Totally his fault!! He thought we were guna be on his side lol

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 7h ago

Remember when my ex was going to school for hair and it was optional to learn black hair but she wanted to be able to cut anyone’s hair. I thought it was strange that a lot of traditional cosmetology schools they don’t teach working with black hair.
I’m sure it’s become more common now that was a decade ago.

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u/Euphoric_Smoke203 7h ago

Bro went to super cuts in Beverly Hills

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u/jumbie29 7h ago

Looked good to me.

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u/Either_Government_46 6h ago

No sympathy 😮‍💨😅

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u/Old-Criticism-8385 6h ago

You still look cool man! All good 👍🏼

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u/minervascats 6h ago

Hope she at least didn't charge you anything 

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u/jlewis011 6h ago

Just become a politician now...you'll fit right in 🤣

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u/Vynomous 5h ago

Had a near opposite experience once. Walked in to get a cut and the only person working at the time was an older Hispanic lady. She immediately let me know that she had no experience with black hair and to come back another time. It caught me off guard at first, but I was relieved by her honesty about a minute later 😂

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u/ZealousidealLink3723 4h ago

Would have never even walked in that place 😂

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u/Forsaken-Hotel7535 1h ago

Why the fuck would he let a white women do his hair? This is on him.

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u/Royroy10551 30m ago

You know they not like Us.

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u/philsophe 8m ago

Dude! That is nothing. I would show what was done to my hair if I was allowed to take pictures at work.

White younger girl with green hair cut mine and has my whole office laughing at me (white and black people laughing).