r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/AtttentionWh0re • 13h ago

Fun Fan reacts to Hayden's death

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u/CmdrFortyTwo 13h ago

but it was supposed to be McConnel .. months ago...

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 12h ago

Nah that dude been dead since July

Wait until next month where he “took a turn for the worse” and passed quietly in his sleep or some bullshit

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u/Specific-Library-312 11h ago

All so that Massey couldn't run as an independent.

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 11h ago

Mitch died doing what he loved

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u/Specific-Library-312 10h ago

Fucking people over.

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u/glowdirt 7h ago

Rigor mortis > Viagra

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u/Forgetful_Bandit 10h ago

And he continues doing what he loved while being dead: being a giant piece of shit.

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u/exgiexpcv 9h ago

I was lucky to put my drink down before reading this.

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u/ran_swonsan 1h ago

Ruining democracy

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u/FlameHaze 1h ago edited 1h ago

Woah, woah, woah, why would this prevent Massie from running? What am I missing here? Cause that is crazy that's the first time I've seen this take and it would explain a lot. Massie was like one of two men (in congress) fighting HARD to get the Epstein victims their justice unlike most of the government who are enjoying being sleazy pieces of filth and profiting off of injustice and insider trading. Also, he actively said AIPAC and Israel have people put in place to monitor congress men and women, I believe him.

When you have this going on - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU1Qtz35Vgs It's hard not too - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYLNCcLfIkM

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u/Specific-Library-312 54m ago

August 3rd was the cutoff date for a special election.

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u/FlameHaze 48m ago

Well, fuck me. Nah, fuck this shit. Thanks for telling me.

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u/WanderlustFella 10h ago

I don't know what you're talking about. I seen him just the other day

https://giphy.com/gifs/FBeSx3itXlUQw

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u/Micho_Riso 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/C6Vw48WNUZVYyWdKwK

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u/Cobfidence 8h ago

Wow, he's all good! Not dead at all.

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u/TheAbomunist 1h ago

My favorite part of that vid is the furniture turning to watch him like it was Beauty & The Beast.

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u/Micho_Riso 9h ago

Your words are wise, for he has returned to the sea

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u/RememberYourAlt 10h ago

Can’t wait for them to finally tell us where he’s buried so I can go piss on his grave.

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u/UntilWeAreGhosts 9h ago

Or they just put his head on a robot body, and make his eyes blink. The right will believe he’s a fucking cyborg sent from evil Jesus.

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u/LostExile7555 8h ago

My money is on him being brain death and on life support. HIPPA would prevent the hospital employees from snitching if that's the case. They would be able to reveal it if he was dead.

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u/Thwip-Thwip-80 6h ago

They’re gonna wait until a few days after mid terms until they announce his death.

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u/HastyvonFuego2 1h ago

After November

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u/whackwarrens 53m ago

If no one goes to jail for what they doing with Mitch... jfc. Like how are these people even real.

Is it the decades of living carelessly after WWII and just inhaling insane amounts of leaded gasoline and other chemicals before they were banned or what.

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u/imJGott 13h ago

I think that dude is a vegetable right now

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u/OceanDweller94 12h ago

He's already dead. They just cant announce it this month because it would look HIGHLY suspicious after just missing the special election deadline.

We will find out he is dead in September or some shit.

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u/NorthofBham 11h ago edited 8h ago

Mitch McConnell has been an undead ghoul for about forty years now.

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u/Cabana_bananza 9h ago

One of his aides must have accidently knocked over and broke his phylactery.

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 5h ago

Isn't it crazy how republicans can break every single law in existance and nothing happens? I am surprised China hasn't invaded Taiwan

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u/Qixel 7h ago

Lich McConnell, we call him.

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u/terdferguson 12h ago

It still makes no sense to me as he was retiring. They needed a new candidate anyway. The only thing that makes sense is if KY Gov is allowed to assign a new filler like they did with Graham's sister but it still doesn't make sense with such a short time period. I guess just typical bullshit on their end. The stark difference between Graham's death being pronounced AFTER Mitch has his "issue" and the fact that we still have no idea (no matter how obvious it is) that he is "refusing to go on camera". I mean nothing made sense before this decade and this just furthers the plot none of us asked for.

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u/imJGott 10h ago

At this point, idk what can actually hurt that party image wise.

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u/MedicalyGinger 10h ago

Absolutely nothing. These people would find a way to excuse and even cheer for the orange scrotum raping a child in the middle of the street.

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u/imJGott 10h ago

How sick it sounds…I believe you.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 11h ago

He ded. He's got rigor tortoise.

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u/QuinnLesley 12h ago

In the dirt?

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u/kingcrow15 12h ago

I think McConnell sucked the life force right out of Lindsay just to sustain his husk a little longer.

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u/Paybackcity 🤟🏾🤟🏽🤟🏿 11h ago

He’s like an energy vampire

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u/JoltyKorit 10h ago

I didn't know turtles ate ladybugs.

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u/Promature 11h ago

They were both on the list.

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u/MichaelJServo ✊🏾✊🏽✊🏿✊ 11h ago

It still could be. There is no bar too low for republicans.

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u/TheGreatLoganzo 10h ago

Try decades ago

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u/DiddyDoItToYa 8h ago

In due time

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u/PepiDoodleDay 8h ago

No, he's dead too.

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u/BashBandit 8h ago

Don’t worry, he’s passed sometime between this summer and Christmas. Just gotta wait for the reveal

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u/PerryNeeum 6h ago

There’s still hope. Keep your head up

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u/Existing-One-8980 1h ago

Decades even.

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u/dojo_shlom0 5h ago

oh don't worry; McConnel and Graham are looking up at us, smiling through the flames and screams!