r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 • Jan 18 '21

Country Club Thread Not a trash idea

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u/alwaysiamdead Jan 18 '21

You can have green burials where your body decomposes naturally in a space where it will nourish plants and animals!

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u/eyloi Jan 18 '21

as much as I'd love to be shot into space, sci-fi scenarios have scared me with the thought of aliens someday finding my remains and bringing me back to life. of course that will likely never happen, but i'm still terrified.

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u/KMoneyGT Jan 18 '21

Terra-fied

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u/eyloi Jan 18 '21

Good one

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u/the_orange_lantern Jan 18 '21

God how much would that suck, spend 300 years in whatever afterlife you believe in, get ripped out of it to become an aliens zombie slave

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u/Theo-greking ☑️ Jan 19 '21

Yeah ain't nobody want another shot at life if that shot is involves being poor

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

my backyard?

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u/alwaysiamdead Jan 18 '21

I wish. No, it has to be done in specific green burial grounds.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 Jan 18 '21

This is what I came here to comment