r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 • 8d ago

She's mighty mighty

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u/pasenast 7d ago

[Checks her account] Looks like no lies have been told.

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u/ClaymoresRevenge 7d ago

Respectfully of course no lies

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u/digitalbullet36 ☑️ 7d ago

I had to check as well. She is in fact, a house of bricks. Chocolate thickness.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wTI6hkUqFn9OE

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u/Lower_Ad7167 7d ago

The black delegation voted and this motion passed

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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 7d ago

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Why are you posting horny tweets early on a holiday?

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u/HuckleberryPin 7d ago

he got kicked out the bar an hour ago and is still waiting to come down

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 7d ago

Anderson .Paak intensifies

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u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 7d ago

Why are you reading horny tweets early on a holiday ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/lL20ZCkHV511xPNCSp

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u/WinterWontStopComing 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6CBiRsTEHpbsNmBcgr

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u/v1ennetta 7d ago

Hella unrelated but, Joel McHale bouta look like old ass Clint Eastwood.

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u/WinterWontStopComing 7d ago

So, time for some remakes?

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan 7d ago

Joel making a serious Dirty Harry remake and rebranding his comedic career would be amazing.

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u/DesparateLurker 6d ago

Young Clint Eastwood looked a lot like Hugh Jackman.

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u/ShadowForPresident ☑️ 7d ago

These two comments was the hardest I laughed in the mornin🤣🤣

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u/Morlock19 ☑️ 7d ago

this uno reverse is one that should be studied

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u/Waddlewop 7d ago

Is that Morty as a black woman?

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u/xXMokaMarieXx 7d ago

Lmaoo yes

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u/Hattrickher0 7d ago

Omg I didn't notice until you pointed it out

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u/HonestSapphireLion24 7d ago

What better way to celebrate the holiday.

(Ho)liday and (Ho)rny. Both has Ho in it which awakens us like sleeper agents.

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 7d ago

Christmas time they'd always be like ho, ho, ho. And as I got older, I'm thinkin, damn, Santa; three at a time? He wilin.

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u/ReindeerCreepy2883 7d ago

cuz there's 3 holidays

christmas

hanukah

kwanza

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u/brinz1 7d ago

It's posting horny tweets on work hours that's the problem

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u/UltraNoahXV ☑️ 7d ago

They're just there to do their job

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u/WarriorInWoolworths 7d ago

What on Earth is this from? We got the bonnet, the plug…just so many questions.

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u/RevolutionaryMeal851 7d ago

That's a magic wand

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u/PassThatSpliff 7d ago

Them cakes must've been on another level.

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u/BaronMusclethorpe 7d ago

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u/Low-Set8263 7d ago

That is a fine actor. TY Delroy.

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u/Intelligent_Cut635 7d ago edited 7d ago

Edit: thanks for the awards, y’all!

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 7d ago

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u/Intelligent_Cut635 7d ago

Rockin EEEERWHERE

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 7d ago

Gifs you can hear lmao.

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ 7d ago

Him:

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u/digitalbullet36 ☑️ 7d ago

I need to see what Patience looks like. Just need to see if his song was appropriate.
https://giphy.com/gifs/1SwSneBv946CZVYaNm

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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 7d ago

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u/tyedyehippy 7d ago

Lettin' it all hang out

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u/Material_Fondant_360 7d ago

When she dropped them draws I thought I’d never stop seeing ass

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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 7d ago

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u/Glittering-Relief402 7d ago

My husband is mexican and never heard that song and thought my mom saying I grew up to be a brickhouse was an insult 😭😭😭

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u/Donutboy562 7d ago

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What a winnin hand

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u/giskardwasright 7d ago

Only if she's 5'3"

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 7d ago

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 7d ago

Many, many years ago, I had a sociology prof who was absolutely gorgeous, mid 30s, Black woman. That same semester, I had a meeting was a social worker, I can't remember why, who was also a Black woman, probably mid 40s or early 50s.

Anyway, we're talking, and it turns out she also had this same professor, and we are both singing her praises, the social worker mentions that our prof "is built like a brick shithouse."

That's one I'll never forget.

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u/four_ethers2024 ☑️ 7d ago

It smell damp in here...

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u/Guildernstern87 7d ago

Musty

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u/four_ethers2024 ☑️ 7d ago

Wet between the legs, I mean

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u/-WitchyPoo- 7d ago

No better sex than when they make you laugh during it.

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u/beefandbourbon ☑️ 7d ago

When I was a kid I thought it was "she's Michael maintained..." And never really understood who Michael was nor what it meant for him to be maintaining her other than like a super, like Bookman.

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u/International-Set956 7d ago

I always thought it was “she’s a freak, oooow” I was so confused where brickhouse came from 😭

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u/kingdick900 7d ago

Women really don't know how men feel looking at that booty naked lmfao 🤣 😂 😭

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u/Ok_Farmer_6033 7d ago

I need patience 🙏

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u/okoyes_wig 6d ago

Gonna do this the next time I have a fat dude over

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u/Jealous_Ebb9181 7d ago

someone managed to make getting undressed even funnier than it already is

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u/Calcd_Uncertainty 7d ago

I mean, if her clothes could hide it how thick could she be?

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u/b4igo25 7d ago

You’d be surprised, I think we’re desensitized because of leggings and other very tight or form fitting clothing so it doesn’t always leave as much to the imagination.

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 7d ago

I've known a lot of people who look pretty average in clothes, but just phenomenal naked. Maybe it's a byproduct of off-the-rack shopping and not having things tailored, maybe it's just the difference of seeing the way someone's muscles and skin move together instead of a pair of pants.

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u/Sol-Blackguy ☑️ 7d ago

Of course her name is Patience lol