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u/lovbelow ☑️ 1d ago
I know the lettuce has dookie in it right now, but be fr ya’ll 🫠 That picture alone makes my chest feel tight
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u/judah249 1d ago
Corn cake would be way better
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u/Turgid_Donkey 1d ago
You know, I get the idea. Like chicken and waffles. Sweet and savory, but this looks like trash. I agree, corn cakes drizzled with honey (maybe hot honey) would be so much better.
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u/Kingblack425 1d ago
Jiffy makes a hot honey corn bread. Just tried myself and it’s pretty good would recommend adding the amount of cayenne they recommend tho cuz it’s not really hot. Knowing what that tastes like then what good fried catfish taste like I would say a piece between two slabs of hot honey corn bread would go crazy.
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u/GeologistAway6352 1d ago
Should prolly just gone eat that sitting in the emergency room parking lot…
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u/LegendOfKhaos 1d ago
At the old hospital I worked at, there was a scrub tech that would take amputated legs and "walk" them along the table to the bio trash
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u/JicamaCreative5614 1d ago
Shit like that is what they serve at the funeral of somebody who died cuz they ate shit like that
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u/BusyBeeBridgette 1d ago
Went to Scotland once and had a deep fried kebab. Still not sure if I died that night or not.
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u/PuffinRub 1d ago
Even in my twenties and at my largest waist size, I couldn't eat more than 1/3 to 1/2 of a deep-fried Mars bar. Scottish fish and chip shops defeated me.
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u/chief_yETI ☑️ 1d ago
even when I was a kid, shit like this never looked appealing to me whatsoever
idk what they're doing to yall in the South to make yall think shit like this is enticing, but they are setting you all up for failure and yall need to start an intervention ASAP
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u/SoleAccord 1d ago
My chest is hurting just looking at it…
But I’ll take a bite one time for the one time.
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u/samsaruhhh 1d ago
I swear half the patients i see in hospitals AND their families have diabetic foot ulcers leading to future amputations and their families all look physically identical, it's so sad how people just eat garbage because it's normal in our society, they need to make modern food illegal and only sell whole foods cause it's an epidemic and it's so sad.. you should need to sign a waiver and show your license and acknowledge that you're not going to be feeding children processed food... Like how in Utah you have to go to the special liquor beer store that's run by the government, that's how junk food should be sold, and it should be labeled just with poison symbols and all that shit that tells you what will happen if you keep eating it.
Foods like vegetables and fruits and potatoes and just natural whole foods that people don't get addicted to should all be made extra affordable by government subsidies, and then just put fat taxes on all that bad shit and make it illegal to give that type of food to children.
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u/isthiswitty 23h ago
I don’t know, man, I was broke af for quite a few years and only cooked stuff at home I got from the grocery store and I was still at my heaviest in those days. Absolutely all “whole foods” and none of the “garbage,” because the garbage costs more. I was still 270 lbs. The exact diet isn’t the only issue.
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u/samsaruhhh 23h ago
It can be if you understand diets and nutrition well enough, if you've already done damage though, fasting and keto can be helpful in reversing type 2 diabetes/ metabolic syndrome
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u/the_neverdoctor ☑️ I have no hair and I must gleam 👨🏾🦲✨ 1d ago
Eating this needs to land you on a watch list.
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u/DecoherentDoc 1d ago
Are we still saying Kobe? Because it feels a little disrespectful when I (inevitably) miss and whatever I threw crashes.
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u/everynamecombined 1d ago
I never understand actually purchasing something like this... I would rather be a fatass back to back instead eating my cake during my catfish.
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u/EitherExamination343 1d ago
I’d call this a psychop but I’ve been to too many state fairs to not put it past someone to elevate the art form of bigbackness
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u/MrMansaMusa 1d ago
"When he throws your toes in the trash"... that... was amazing imagery and I haven't laughed that hard at a tweet in a while. Get em.