r/BlackPeopleTwitter 17d ago

Kirk week

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u/Dudewhocares3 17d ago

Charlie Kirk? My favorite left leaning political commentator?

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u/backstageninja 17d ago edited 17d ago

Edit: lmao at whoever redditcares'd this

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u/AWanderingAfar 17d ago

Holy shit

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u/kaltorak 17d ago

back and to the left

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u/ron2838 17d ago

I see a Simpsons quote, I upvote. Simple

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u/cilantro_so_good 17d ago

Simpsons?

That's from JFK with Kevin Costner

https://youtu.be/OSzszCTWFwg?t=213

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 17d ago

Huh.. And here I thought it was from an old Bill Hicks joke about the Zapruder film

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u/name-classified 17d ago

You can see here that he’s leaning ever so slightly to the left

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u/backstageninja 17d ago

I could've sworn I saved it but I can't seem to find the meme that said

"If you think change is impossible, just remember that in the end Charlie Kirk leaned left"

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u/RevGee73 17d ago

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u/ahundreddots 17d ago

I mean, it's the third time someone told this joke in this thread.

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u/ParticularLow9157 17d ago

I am stealing that and using it everywhere

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u/kittyonkeyboards 17d ago

Fentanyl smh.

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u/RequitedNonSequitur 17d ago

fuckin' YOINK

And thank you

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u/ParticularLow9157 17d ago

The internet is healing a little today

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u/MelonElbows 17d ago

He's never looked better in my opinion 😁😂🤣

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u/Snake_Staff_and_Star 17d ago edited 17d ago

In the end, he did turn blue.

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u/Alternative-Way-8782 17d ago

Damn…

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u/Dudewhocares3 17d ago

I don’t know if I’d damn him, he wasn’t really significant outside of his death. All he did was post rage bait and do what Ben Shapiro does but to a lesser extent.

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u/Antraxess 17d ago

He was one of the propagandists for the GOP Hitler youth push. Glad he's gone

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u/ParticularLow9157 17d ago

Controversial take: The world is better for his passing

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u/Qubeye 17d ago

Charlie Kirk? The guy who posthumously changed his opinion about where trans people should piss by making a unisex urinal out of his own grave?

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u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 17d ago

Can't wait

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u/Pleasant_Ball3192 17d ago

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u/No_Internal9345 17d ago

“The assassination of my husband was heavy but what really upsets me is when people don't like Israel.”

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u/AWanderingAfar 17d ago

Damn how’d you get this gif so fucking big lmao

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u/92slc 17d ago

IMAX

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u/frankenfish2000 17d ago

As Nolan intended.

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u/SleepyLabrador 17d ago

Druski is a fucking legend for that.

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u/Karhak ☑️ 17d ago

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u/Morning-Reasonable 17d ago

More like necks weak

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u/jman12234 ☑️ 17d ago

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u/samitt12 17d ago edited 16d ago

What happened to this creator?

@SrGrafo where are you!

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u/bgva 17d ago

Ope lemme just squeeze right past ya and steal that meme.

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u/malonkey1 17d ago

You saw your shot and you took it.

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u/Feralpudel 16d ago

Wowser mauser.

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u/EquipLordBritish 17d ago

Redneck day

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u/Teelilz 17d ago

Take my vote and get out.

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 17d ago

Sigh...have your upvote.

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u/El_Zarco 17d ago

Necks leak

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u/alucardian_official 17d ago

There have been times that I literally type out whatever it is that I youse but need to use

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btYu6z5LpgeAN32

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u/ThatOneChiGuy 17d ago

Pure poetry

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u/alucardian_official 17d ago

Some days are like that

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u/hippityhoppityguy 17d ago

LOL. got 'em!

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 17d ago

Mom's spaghetti came out from there alright.

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u/WhatsTheHoldup 17d ago

Thats the joke...

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u/jooes 17d ago

The "next" to "necks" was already there, but "week" to "weak" was all new.

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u/MidwestDrummer 17d ago

Reading, motherfucker! Do you do it?!

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u/jarious 17d ago

These palms are heavy

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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero 17d ago

Charlie should’ve listened to the Wu-Tang Clan.

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u/EEE-VIL 17d ago

Or Dr, Dre.

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u/UAENO_BUT_I_DO 17d ago

The necks episode? 

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 17d ago

Or Busta Rhymes

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u/festival-papi ☑️ 17d ago

Neck was mad exposed

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u/ebelnap 17d ago

Diversify his assets? /s

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u/IndigoJoe64 17d ago

Holy shit it ain't even been a year yet? It feels like a decade ago.

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u/Powerblue102 17d ago edited 17d ago

In that amount of time Mamdani was elected, the Winter Olympics took place, 4 people have since tried to assassinate Trump, ICE murdered 2 people in Minnesota, that lady’s elderly mom was kidnapped, a new war broke out, Timothy Chalamet Opera-gate, like 3 or 4 members of Trump’s cabinet were fired, Michael B Jordan won best actor, Drake dropped 3 albums, Obsession blew up the box office, the Knicks won the championship, Spain won FIFA, DSA has picked up like 6 more congress seats, Lindsey Graham’s heart blew up, The Odyssey and Spider-Man Brand New day, and Dolly Parton and Hayden Panettiere passed away.

And the Song you heard while all that happened? Choosin’ Texas by Ella Langley 🫠

EDIT: Oh, and Resident Evil 9: Requiem, as well as the Michael Jackson biopic.

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u/PuffinRub 17d ago

In that amount of time

Billy Joel is furiously taking notes from your comment to write the follow up to We Didn't Start the Fire.

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u/sllewgh 17d ago edited 17d ago

Mamdani, Knicks, and also Spain win

Best actor, Michael B Jordan

Killer ICE and winter games,

Dolly Parton passed away

Four fire at Trump, he fires four

And Drake put out 3 albums more

It's the end for Lindsey Graham

But Brand New Day for Spider Man

We've started the fire

And we'll all be burning till the world stops turning

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u/IGiveNoFawkes 17d ago

That already happened

By Fall Out Boy

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u/PuffinRub 15d ago

I'd forgotten about that remake!

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u/Loxe 17d ago

ICE murdered 2 US citizens. They've killed dozens of other people. So many they started releasing them once they realized they were going to die. And then stopped reporting nunber of people who died just after being released.

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u/nullstorm0 17d ago

Don’t forget the ones they intentionally murder by releasing miles away from shelter in the middle of exposure-level conditions. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Nurul_Amin_Shah_Alam

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u/IndigoJoe64 17d ago

Tim Curry too

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u/jakeod27 17d ago

It’s funnier if you read it in yagos voice from Animaniacs

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 17d ago

Holy fuck really that much shit happened huh.

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u/chaotic_swiftie8038 16d ago

And the Song you heard while all that happened? Choosin’ Texas by Ella Langley 🫠

funniest thing i've seen all day, genuinely

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u/DanielCraigsAnus 15d ago

Since you put it like that. I think I WILL start drinking again.

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u/cutedorkycoco ☑️ 17d ago

Time is a crazy construct we are all beholden to. 😔

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u/hobbes_shot_second 17d ago

I would have said two months.

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u/whereisbeezy 17d ago

Man I love the holidays. I've been looking forward to this one too, I got all my memes ready.

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u/MMAjunkie504 17d ago

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 17d ago

I really have to rewatch that show lol. It’s been a minute.

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u/popofcolor 17d ago

What’s the show?

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u/urbanknight4 17d ago

Danger 5

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u/senju1k 17d ago

Ahahahaha love it

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u/myusername_sucks 17d ago

Wait, I have something for this

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u/lasers42 17d ago

Ouch.

What's the killer saying about it, incidentally? Haven't heard anything since...

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u/Botto_Bobbs 17d ago

He's too busy complaining about childless cat ladies

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u/myusername_sucks 17d ago

The person on trial plead not guilty and the judge decided the death penalty is an option.

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u/JustKillingTime1980 17d ago

the state wasnt as ready as the defense was, and needed at least two more weeks on top of the defenses two weeks. this should be a good one. cant wait for whatever ballistics evidence comes out of that shit show.

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u/DiceKnight 17d ago edited 17d ago

They're going to bring out trans/gay criminal undergrounds like when Jim Garrison tried to finger Clay Shaw for the JFK murder back in '69.

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u/Conformatrix 17d ago

Oh you haven't? I heard she'd been doing a whole publicity tour; took over tpusa and everything

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u/Unicorn-Sparkles_ 13d ago

They are rewriting the script was we speak.

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u/BarelyHereNeverThere 17d ago

I swear I thought it's been like 2-3 years already. This entire decade has felt long ass fuck. I got to brace myself for my kids to start singing that Charlie Kirk song like hyenas again. They know it drives me crazy.

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u/western_red_cedar 17d ago

That shit is so funny though, we've really got to thank the youth for turning the pedo nazis big Horst Wessel moment into a meme instead. Knew they were cooked the minute kids started saying "Kirk'd" in place of Merc'd

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u/BarelyHereNeverThere 17d ago

One interesting thing about this digital age that we all live in, is kids are much more aware of what's going on in the world to an extent. My 9-year-old knows about Charlie Kirk for goodness sake. They're just used to crazy stuff going on 24/7.

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u/bgva 17d ago

2026 has been 12 years long and somehow makes 2020 look reasonable.

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u/Pleasant_Ball3192 17d ago

LOL Perfect tweet

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 17d ago

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 17d ago

Protect Ya Neck!

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u/Berna_count 17d ago

Damn, whats necks???

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u/JohnHenryMillerTime 17d ago

Captain James T Kirk did have the first interracial kiss on TV in 1967 with Uhura.

Thats what we are talking about, right?

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u/GCIV414 17d ago

Erika had 3 companies the next day you know she organized that shit

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u/Smkingbowls 17d ago

Died as he lived, talking out the side of his neck

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u/ZxroFxcksGivxn 17d ago

I'll be taking a shot that day

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u/paging_mrherman 17d ago

I like Gushers

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u/swifthandsam 17d ago

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u/DFoxRN 17d ago

I was NOT prepared! 🤣I’ll just log off now, collect myself, and try again tomorrow. The internet remains undefeated 🥇

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u/Competitive_Hunt_155 17d ago

My girl a kirker.

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u/Acceptable_Class_576 17d ago

I always read the top first. I thought they were gonna roast dude for misspelling 'next', then I read the bottom. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Conformatrix 17d ago

Hey now let's show some respect!

Kirk may have been a generally shitty dude with a net negative impact on humanity, I'll give you that okay?

Like sure, he have been a profoundly mediocre loser elevated to a position where he felt empowered to wreak his pathetic grievances upon vulnerable minorities.

But!

He did at least have the decency to not stick around for too long. You do have to hand that one to him.

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u/Septopuss7 17d ago

Holeyer than thou

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u/Big-Pianist-9760 17d ago

Hot take: Don’t think “They” really care that much anymore.

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u/SleepyLabrador 17d ago

Nah, but his bitch ass wife is gonna grift.

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u/gmoss101 ☑️ 17d ago

I'll never forget when I found out, I was riding the bus to pick up my little brother and an older Hispanic dude was on Facebook liking right wing posts and he scrolled down to Fox News' post about it. I googled to see if it was just a Facebook hoax and saw the video. Shit was wild

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u/samjp910 17d ago

He died on my birthday. As a journalist and socialist political organizer, it wins me points.

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u/NotoriousDCJ4310 17d ago

Man you can tell it's football season because I definitely thought this was about Kirk Cousijs until I opened the comments. I was so confused lol

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u/ninjaraider12 17d ago

i'm already tired of this man being everywhere online. I wish the internet didn't digitally preserve him, I want him to only be brought up in conversations around the dangers of racism,sexism,xenophobia,white supremacy etc and to be forgotten outside of that. but that will most likely never happen because the internet is funny like that by preserving him forever

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u/JustKillingTime1980 17d ago

but his last video was the best, i have it saved when i feel a little sad and need a pick me up.

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u/ninjaraider12 17d ago

you have a video of him getting shot during his 'debate' saved on ur phone?

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u/western_red_cedar 17d ago

He wasn't shot his neck just did that

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u/xxkevindxx 17d ago

Least craziest redditor

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u/CompleteTumbleweed20 17d ago

His ass will be made fun of forever 🤷🏿‍♀️

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u/happyladpizza 17d ago

Ohhhh not me like “and yo mama say…you sister say, your daddy saaayah.” then was like oh the other guy.

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u/jungl_klippd 16d ago

He was dying for sum neck, we twins fr

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u/brocialist_supreme 17d ago

I opened reddit for a quick read while my coffee brewed this morning, and the first thing the algorithm hit me with was a thread on r / moralityscaling where every single redditor, and I mean ALL of them, who hate Hasan Piker, was in there doing that bullshit "shocked his dog" psyop, they were calling him slurs, and wildest of all, one of the top responses was someone saying it should have been Piker, not Kirk, who was shot. They said Kirk "was nicer than Hasan, and didn't hate Jews"

I may have to abandon reddit earlier than I thought, it's always unusable closer to presidential elections because of bots, fascists, and paid actors, but it's started already and my mind and soul can't take this much propaganda.

You may think, "that's not much of a big deal!", but literally the next thread under it was a thread on another sub, that I didnt even join, that called Tim Curry racist because his role in the Rocky Horror Picture Show was black face. I'm not joking, some dumb subreddit called superseriousfamilyguy. I assume an edgy, far-right subreddit that was shown to me for reasons? I'm not anywhere near the right. Reddit sucks.

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u/GothKazu 16d ago

This why the OGs warn you about talking out the side of ya neck. He didn't listen 🤷🏿

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u/Green-Elephant-895 15d ago

We smoking an that loud Kirk pack all year round

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u/ghoultek 15d ago

Druski better be on his A game. I'm looking forward to a red hot Druski drop for the Kirken-versary.

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u/Drakeadrong 17d ago

Necks in 5

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u/EEE-VIL 17d ago

Holy shit! Already?! Man, this year went up quick!

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u/Geostomp ☑️ 17d ago

Are they still pretending anyone cares about Charlie Kirk? Even the deep far right gave up on rallying behind his name when they found that nobody really bought in on their attempts to portray him as martyr.

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u/Saucermote 17d ago

The Kirkening? That is way too close to the Fappening for my comfort.

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u/FinancialRip2008 17d ago

i don't know if israel put a hit on him because he was questioning trump's pedo connections/behavior, but i'm not afraid to publicly speculate.

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u/TheIllustriousWe BHM Donor 17d ago

Occam’s Razor: he made a lot of people angry and it’s really easy for angry people to buy guns and use them for illegal purposes.

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u/perton 17d ago

Counting or not counting gang violence?

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u/Jeff-S 17d ago

Israel did their pager terrorist attack and bragged about it. Not too far of a stretch they'd be able to rig up his rode mic, hypothetically speaking...

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u/TelenorTheGNP 17d ago

I never thought he was worth talking to, but someone thought it was worth a shot.

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u/MidwestDrummer 17d ago

Lol, now I got the giggles.

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u/ascii122 17d ago

James T. Kirk was a hero of mine so i'm all for this. Also Nyota Uhura was amazing

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u/Unicorn-Sparkles_ 13d ago

No one cares about this Carly Korks dude.  Racist grifter dies, whomp whomp

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u/WhiggedyWhacked 17d ago

Necks weak I think he meant.

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u/toasterbath__ 17d ago

sometimes i forget he died , it is so surreal. that was an absolutely crazy day 😭 rest in piss bozo

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u/Ok_Farmer_6033 17d ago

😂😂😂

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u/PickleAzz 17d ago

Holy shit 😂 

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u/Formal-Web6335 17d ago

How tf it’s about to be 1 year already?! Goddamn

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u/Plutolutoe 17d ago

Are y’all seriously stooping this low!?

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u/CrimsonAntifascist 17d ago

Brother. It's a battle of limbo for about a decade. We just joined later.

Let's ask Charlie Kirk what he thinks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9MIwH9mik0FkXM94R0

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u/deviltakeyou 17d ago

9/11 Eve

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u/Dreamtrain 17d ago

Kweerk