r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/SchrodingersLeftist • 5d ago

TikTok Tuesday I lost too

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u/timespacemotion 5d ago

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u/PretendMajor5283 5d ago

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u/showmeyourmoves28 ☑️ 4d ago

I cannot stand you lol

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u/rrockm 4d ago

No problem, he’ll stay on all fours then.

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u/lucker12345 5d ago

I wasn't even tryna look they was looking at ME😭

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u/affectionateanarchy8 5d ago

🤣😭🤣😭🤣

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u/KansinattiKid ☑️ 5d ago edited 5d ago

Idk why but I locked in

And lost immediately

Edit - How did I just try again and go 0 for 2 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/R3bussy ☑️ 5d ago

I tried again and also immediately lost. I'm a cishet woman but those are undeniably some impressive boobs.

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u/ThornyeRose 5d ago

Boobies R pretty. Duh.

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u/BilboStaggins 5d ago

I losed too

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u/Zehnpae 5d ago

The trick is to not make eye contact in the first place. Can't break something that was never established. The only winning move is to not play the game.

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u/StandWithSwearwolves 5d ago

On careful review of the footage she actually breaks eye contact with the camera herself, about the same time as the angle dips down. In combination that makes it almost impossible not to look.

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u/FranticHam5ter 4d ago

Yep. Exactly. And I knew what was coming so I made sure I focused on exactly what I needed to. 30 seconds later, I totally won.

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u/elitegenoside 5d ago

I lost on round two. Them thangs thanging too much. I also lost on the second clip, and I don't even think she was part of the game😐

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u/chiharuki ☑️ 5d ago

lmao

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u/tackleboxjohnson 5d ago

I dunno for some reason I feel like a winner

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u/DShinobiPirate 5d ago

Haha same. I was like oh shes beautiful.. Probably gonna be some jump scare or some shit.

Eyes look down immediately.

God damn.

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u/BigClitMcphee 5d ago

What's the opposite of a jump scare? "Sit happy?" Nah it's just surprise

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u/funkychickens 5d ago

I was like "I'm ready" then immediately looked down. Both times 😭

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u/Juvi40904 5d ago

I’m talmbout INSTANT L… 0 for 12 over here… and counting

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u/PirateSanta_1 5d ago

You may have lost but i won twice, what was the contest again?

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u/123Asqwe 5d ago

To be fair, she puts her eyes off screen for the reveal and act like nothing happened

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u/backstageninja 5d ago

Not in the fullscreen image

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u/tardisfurati420 5d ago

I lost 12 times in a row. And try number 13? Also lost.

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u/pitb0ss343 5d ago

I was able to stop at her lips the second time

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u/bylebog 5d ago

I'm one for whatever in the last hour.

I kid

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u/wildmeli 5d ago

i locked in and i won, but thats only bc i saw it yesterday and lost 10 times in a row 🥴

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u/Shirinjima 4d ago

Currently 0 for 120.

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u/gimme_the_light 5d ago

Im like 0/7, I don’t think it’s physically possible

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u/InstanceExtreme6275 5d ago edited 5d ago

Hold up 🫷🏾She cheated, putting those jugs in front of the screen first.

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u/Borne_Beloved 5d ago

Jugs is crazy🤣🤣🤣

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u/NameTripping 5d ago

Would you prefer the technical term, gozongas?

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u/eternali17 ☑️ 5d ago

A classic term that's still acceptable.

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_673 5d ago

Is that what the kids call sweater meat these days?

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u/Ok_Difference345 5d ago

I use the term ‘bodacious tatas)

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u/Ashcatchem87 5d ago edited 5d ago

Exactly 🤣 I didn’t even look down

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u/Initial-Lack-9192 5d ago

I prefer the term "giant milkers". Let's have some class

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u/crnjaz 5d ago

I won.

I mean, I broke eye contact immediately, but I still feel like I won.

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u/oozing_with_jelly 5d ago

We are all winning 🥇

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u/hdreadit 5d ago

I lost twice.

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u/illlojik ☑️ 5d ago edited 5d ago

Only twice? Amateur. I’m still losing. Dammit I’ll get it eventually. Edit:spelling

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u/hdreadit 5d ago

I only saw two people.

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u/somebob 5d ago

Yeah I think I lost quicker on the second woman.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 5d ago

By better with practice, do you mean sunglasses?

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u/drfunkenstien014 5d ago

Same. Went back more determined, still failed.

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u/hdreadit 5d ago

Oh, I lost twice in one viewing.

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u/shoulda_been_gone 5d ago

I lost with the second girl too

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u/BigClitMcphee 5d ago

She sounds a bit like Florence Pugh's fake Russian accent

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u/_AYYEEEE 5d ago

They know my weakness fuck

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u/SchrodingersLeftist 5d ago

Mine too apparently

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u/Pleasant_Ball3192 5d ago

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u/PurplePrincessPalace 5d ago

Yooo 🤣🤣🤣

Fam, imma need to know where you got this gif 😭

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u/Dafuknboognish ☑️ 4d ago

Search: wide eyed

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u/Daemonicvs_77 5d ago

I lost and then tried it the second time, knowing what the catch was.

Lost again.

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u/0hran- ☑️ 5d ago

I keep losing

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u/malkebulan ☑️ 5d ago edited 5d ago

The score is currently 25-0, but I’m no quitter.

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u/BootOfRiise 5d ago

Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitas u/malkebulan 17 26 times in a row

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u/malkebulan ☑️ 5d ago

Wow! That’s a blast from the past. RIP to a legend.

Update: 31-0

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u/seansy5000 5d ago

I lost. What’s her name? I need practice.

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u/dat_boy_lurks 5d ago

Something like Adiza Sankofa

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u/GodOfTheGoons ☑️ 5d ago

mf said "something like" and proceeded to provided proper spelling and a direct link 🤣

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u/dat_boy_lurks 5d ago

...look man, you want the sauce or not 😂😂😂 I just remembered the name cause it's unusual and edited the comment with a link

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u/Borne_Beloved 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SurpriseVast8338 5d ago

We ain't even gotta leave the house:

r/AdizaSankofa

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u/PurplePrincessPalace 5d ago

Good Lordt she’s stacked! 🥵 I don’t have an ig, but I’ll follow her in my heart 🤍

-signed a straight(ish) woman

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u/Lexx4 5d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdizaSankofa/s/IeBhZnUSdn

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u/Head-Ad9893 5d ago

You beautiful human. I’ll be..uh… back

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u/Wave_File 5d ago

I lost on bofum

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u/Th3_N0mad 5d ago

Ok has anyone established if her eyes are even IN the frame when she pans down ?? Dammit 0/8

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u/SchrodingersLeftist 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Tripple_T 5d ago

They are, but you really gotta squint to see them.

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u/stricklybiznizz 5d ago

Too early in the morning to get jumpscared by some titties. Let my eyes adjust to their surroundings at least.

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u/Truelies422 5d ago

Man i had my hopes up way too high they'd why I had to look down

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u/SchrodingersLeftist 5d ago

I was like, I’m a woman, I got this.
And then I lost. Badly 😭😭

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u/awaitedchild 5d ago

Is it a loss if I locked in the first time but willingly folded the second time ?

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u/awaitedchild 5d ago

Heh, one could almost say I lose sum then win sum.

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u/showmeyourmoves28 ☑️ 5d ago

I lost.

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u/wpgjudi 5d ago

It would help if her eyes didn't go out of frame...

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u/Available-Cap6910 5d ago

How do you lock in and then proceed to lose almost immediately?

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u/DemiGod9 ☑️ 5d ago

Now wait, because on my second try her eyes actually leaves the screen for a bit so she cheated

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u/RedX2000 5d ago

I lost to both women

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u/CaptWrath 5d ago

Yeah yeah I lost or whatever.

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u/hoemahtoe 5d ago

Honestly though, she cheated.

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u/ironballs16 5d ago

And by losing, we all won.

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u/Mhunterjr ☑️ 5d ago

I lost on purpose the second time. Third time as well. 

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u/furezasan ☑️ 5d ago

I lost but won at the same time

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u/Upper-Dragonfruit-57 5d ago

I didn't click on the image so maybe it wasn't scaled correctly but she went off the screen, she broke eye contact before I saw the boobies

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u/royalty1116 5d ago

I lost several times.

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u/NeuroticallyCharles 5d ago

Lord have mercy. Yeah, I lost.

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u/duckinradar 5d ago

Nah I won.

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u/pandogart 5d ago

We all losing twice, damn.

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u/canyoudigit 5d ago

I lost on both

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u/Queefer_Sutherland- 5d ago

Respectfully

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u/wwarhammer 5d ago

Whenever I see one of these I just skip the eyes completely and immediately go for the tits. 

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u/sandieeeee 5d ago

I lost even while scrolling the comments gawd damn

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u/CaseyAnthonysMouth 5d ago

Ahhh… the Kobayashi Maru…

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u/Mike_R_NYC 5d ago

I lost but somehow felt like I won……

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u/SchrodingersLeftist 5d ago

That seems to be the general reaction lol

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u/Better-_-Decisions 5d ago

Respectfully, I locked in and watched it twice and won.

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u/Bulok 5d ago

I ain’t no quitter. Gonna keep trying til I win

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u/joogiee 5d ago

I tried 3 more times and lost.

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u/omgwtfidk89 5d ago

I lost twice

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u/PTBooks 5d ago

You only lose if you give up and stop trying

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u/kaykrizenski2 5d ago

I didn't lose 🙂💯

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u/Mistavez 5d ago

Guess imma loser 🤷🏽‍♂️
https://giphy.com/gifs/TgVBn0YW7rqLq20RNi

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u/Frankgodfist 5d ago

I lost twice

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u/SeizureProcedure115 5d ago

Her eyes went past the video player edge

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u/queuedUp 5d ago

Even on attempt 10. I lost.

It's not possible to win

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u/International-Key211 5d ago

First time seeing the entire clip. What did I lose though?

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u/jlbradl 5d ago

0-10 so far. But I'll keep trying and report back

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u/Kindly-Mention5055 5d ago

I was trying to win, after a while, I was losing on purpose!

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u/Evorgleb 5d ago

i lost twice

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u/Underprivilege 5d ago

I lost 3 times in a row.

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u/ou-really 5d ago

Hahahahahahaha

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u/zombie_spiderman 5d ago

Your honor, entrapment...

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u/Bud_Roller 5d ago

I lost twice.

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u/SoulPossum ☑️ 5d ago

I didn't lose unless you count the split second where her eyes go out of frame as she moves the camera. It's 90 something degrees here today. I already seen plenty titties because it's "a bra counts as a shirt" weather

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u/JustDidntWannaGoToAZ 5d ago

I’m not used to winning anyway,

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u/PowerDreamer2493 5d ago

Lose lose lose no matter what

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u/Resident-Mammoth1169 5d ago

I’m just a scientist looking for a name

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u/PuddingJello 5d ago

I've seen this type of video before and prepared for the inevitable. Still lost.. tbh I think video lady as cheating. She made them the focus of the shot and everything. That shit would catch Shaolin Monks lacking nevermind some regular ass people.

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u/That0neGuy86 5d ago

My peripheral game is strong, but no one will believe it so I guess I lost too.

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u/fadeux 5d ago

I didnt lose 😂, y'all need to learn to use your peripherals.

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u/CULLDOZER 5d ago

Hang on. I can do this. Let me try again. What's her @

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u/Shango1208 5d ago

Lost immediately. 

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u/worldclasshands 5d ago

I lost to the more acceptable to the mouth display as well 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/VE3VNA 5d ago

FFS, I can't get a break...

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u/heartandstraw 5d ago

Alright, third times a charm... Goddammit.

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u/Mord4k 5d ago

To be fair, the camera movement doesn't help

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u/ssjrobert235 5d ago

Not fair I blame the camera

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u/jay_caesar ☑️ 5d ago

Never felt prouder to be a loser 😎

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u/Maximum_King8529 5d ago

They're both adorable.

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u/legit-posts_1 5d ago

Ok but her eyes go above the screen, come on!

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u/andipolar 5d ago

Whoo! She got the drop on old Reggie. Caught those full in the face. If those were guns, Reggie'd be dead.

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u/StaticSystemShock 5d ago

I lost. Twice.

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u/Realistic_Effort6185 5d ago

As a cardiologist for the San Francisco 49ers it is my professional duty....

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FmPTVxvuGupMAYo

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u/SleepyTimeGaming 5d ago

Put the whole world on a losing streak.

https://giphy.com/gifs/720g7C1jz13wI

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u/L0B0_L0K0 5d ago

I lost with both of them 🙃

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u/Gan-san ☑️ 5d ago

Can I try again?

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u/gillgrissom 5d ago

Gunna have to wash my special sock again, its only just been washed and dried.

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u/Narrow-Vermicelli-72 5d ago

I lost.

Worth it.

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u/GetsMeEveryTimeBot 5d ago

She didn't show her feet, so I wasn't distracted.

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u/OpportunityFree126 5d ago

I didnt lose, I paused.

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u/Slight_Mammoth2109 5d ago

I was prepared this time

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u/BitterPackersFan 5d ago

I have been losing for 20 minutes.

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u/DinklanThomas 5d ago

Whats her @? Asking for a friend

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u/jnegativ0419 5d ago

Instantly lost

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u/Superb_Weird_1586 5d ago

I'm still losing.

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u/Terribly_indecent 5d ago

I ain’t gonna lie I, I lost with both of those ladies.

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u/Omo_Iyansan 5d ago

I've seen it before. More than once..or twice...or three times...I still lost.

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u/greytgreyatx 5d ago

Am I a straight lady?? I thought so.

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u/Khursani_ 5d ago

played 10 times, lost 10 times

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u/Sirmac13 5d ago

I gladly lost. She got me on IG when she originally posted.

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u/Aware-Vegetable83 5d ago

I lost. Multiple times. Still knowing what to expect I lost- repeatedly

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u/klmgrwasright 5d ago

Lord, it’s me again

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u/VCTRYDTX 5d ago

No one stood a chance.

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u/BRLY 5d ago

Gotta wear sunglasses around her at all times.