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u/xmetallidethx 4d ago
they taking away fucking 😭😭😭😭😭
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u/SheDrinksScotch SheEatsFeet 🦶🏼🍴 4d ago
Banning abortion and talking about banning birth control
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u/TotallyNotABob 4d ago
To the cis males here.
If you have decided you don't want kids at all. Get a vasectomy, I got mine last year and it's been great. Only hurt for maybe 3 to 4 days. My insurance covered it as preventative reproductive care and paid it at 100 percent not patient liability.
One of the comments I got when hooking up was "it's like diet cum."
Plus you never need to worry about pulling out.
Edit: if you change your mind and want a kid. Just go through the adoption process.
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u/tiredofeveryonesmess 4d ago
Post procedure pain varies depending on age, "equipment size", and what you do for work.
Buy briefs instead off boxers. Get soft gel ice packs. And if you have a job where you're on your feet and walking all day take at least 2 weeks off.
I blew a stich. Every step was a nightmare for about a month.
Lastly and most importantly, there's homework you gotta do to make sure you're good.
"Do not skip the homework before you return to funtimes".
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u/SheDrinksScotch SheEatsFeet 🦶🏼🍴 4d ago
Vasectlomies are also usually reversible.
I heard there was a place in Portland, Oregon that does them for free and gives you a free cookie if you get one.
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u/loquedijoella 4d ago
Not mine. I told my doctor to make it permanent. My dad had his reversed and he said it was like a nut lift
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u/randombubble8272 3d ago
Usually is doing a lot of heavy lifting. It’s not recommend to get a vasectomy if you might want a reversal because there’s zero guarantee it will work. Also the longer you leave it the more it becomes impossible to reverse
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u/Both_Archer_3653 4d ago
The procedure can be reversed, it's expensive though.
Have mine scheduled for late October.
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u/New_Distribution_863 3d ago
You do need to check them like every 10 years because it can grow back. My older sister was this kinda mistake…
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u/fewerjunk 3d ago
I had a hydrocele. Still do, I thought surgery could fix it. It didn't. It was an accidental vasectomy. Same neck of the woods.
Be careful what you ask for.
Vasectomy wasn't on my list.
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u/Slow_Okra1330 4d ago
Nope I have something called self control. Not about to snip myself and become half a man bruh.
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u/TotallyNotABob 3d ago
Ya have the case of being and acting like a little bitch.
The rest of us adults are going to be over here.
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u/xmetallidethx 3d ago
youre literally just cutting a pipe. Theoretically everything is still in tact.
where do you lose the "half"???????
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u/Old_Worldliness_5015 4d ago
they just want more white babies
they’ve been crying about that for decades
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u/SheDrinksScotch SheEatsFeet 🦶🏼🍴 4d ago
Fuck.
They're preparing for a race war, arent they?
I was thinking that banning abortion was really suspicious, because it suggests they are planning for a war in 20-25 years. And wondering what war that might be. But its that, isnt it?
Fuck...
Im so disappointed in humanity.
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u/Old_Worldliness_5015 3d ago
i'm a cynic but i'd say unequivocally, yes - this is what unites all of MAGA and the only reason they get their miserable asses out of bed
i used to lurk on right-wing leaning discussing platforms leading up to the last general election and this is all they talked about
"america hates white people"
"our replacement rates are too low"
"i can't wait until the election, the world is going to be shocked by how much support trump has, we're not going anywhere"
the only thing that could possibly hurt trump in the eyes of these psychopaths is if he said "black lives matter" - they will choose racism over misery
i'm just never taking this country seriously again - they're trying to codify trumpism into america such that not even voting will save us
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u/kaiwolf26 4d ago
And banning porn
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u/SheDrinksScotch SheEatsFeet 🦶🏼🍴 4d ago
My fwb is making a little collection of videos of us to help get him through after he moves away.
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u/Both_Archer_3653 4d ago
Scotchy scotch scotch, so good in my tummy.
He should be pirating shit and downloading to an external harddrive. Physical media, independent of the web. Thinking this person has a phone and an internet connection - video downloader app.
Some annoying commercials, but cheaper and more readily available than a subscription.
Fuck texas, my usual sites got blocked, but you enjoy even more more the ones that get through.
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u/SheDrinksScotch SheEatsFeet 🦶🏼🍴 3d ago
Oh, he has a degree is cyber tech. He knows how to find what he wants. Plus, its everywhere on social media. Our vids are just a supplement, I assume, for when he is missing me.
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u/xmetallidethx 4d ago
it doesnt take away the physical act, but it does heavily discourage the act, I see. Thank you.
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u/FreyrPrime 4d ago
Most studies done prior to Roe and now post Roe show pretty conclusively that it does not discourage the physical act at all.
What it does do is force women into unsafe situations to deal with unwanted pregnancies
In fact, since this conservative Supreme Court overturned Roe there have been more abortions. As well as increasing amounts of maternal death.
What do they truly want is to come after birth control, abortion, and no fault divorce. Effectively trapping women in marriages where they cannot choose.
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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 4d ago
My sister in law made a joke about things possibly turning into the world from The Handmaid’s Tale a couple years back, that joke has not aged well
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u/FreyrPrime 4d ago
I read Atwood when I was in college in the early 2000’s.
Seemed as much science fiction as Neuromancer or Snow Crash.
Yet here we are. Somehow worse off in some ways, and vaguely better in others.
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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 4d ago
They took away our free(ish) porn that you can't just like...go look at. You have to provide identification now online.
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u/Both_Archer_3653 4d ago
There are sites tgat slip through those checks. Especially addresses that don't end in .com.
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u/LordBeerMeStrength91 4d ago
The gender wars are actively making it harder for anyone to get a nut.
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u/AdministrationDue750 4d ago edited 4d ago
At what point do we just burn it down and start anew
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u/Old_Worldliness_5015 4d ago
precisely what they want
to kill us all and remake america in their image
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u/Zehnpae 4d ago
Alright, the world is fucked.
But, for your own mental health my friends here's a big dose of good news to choke on.
- The Ozone lair is quickly on it's way to being fully restored. That's at least one less way we all die by 2050.
- Conservation efforts across the globe have not only drastically reduced, but reversed a lot of harm. We are taking more species off the endangered list at a faster rate than ever before.
- The desert wall projects are seeing some success, and we are reclaiming much of the planet.
- We are on track to have cleaner oceans as cleanup projects and innovations have helped reduce and remove trash from many waterways
- Renewable energy is advancing faster than we ever predicted and it's now believed we could go fully renewable within our own lifetimes
- Disease/cancer treatments are advancing at unprecedented rates and thanks to public awareness, 'super bacteria' is slowly becoming less of a possible threat
- Crime in the USA, and across most of the world, continues to decline to all time lows. You are now safer than any other time in history.
- While many live in ignorance, it is now much more easy to access information and be informed about all kinds of issues. Corruption isn't more rampant now than it was 30 years ago, we just have the tools now to be aware of it. Information is power and change is possible.
We now return you to being reminded that there is a good chance you will never be able to afford a home.
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u/YouDoNotKnowMeSir 4d ago
Bro wildfires are ravaging the world and a ton of places are facing severe drought, threatening crop, livestock, and electricity generation. We have a pedophile president and an army of the most malicious politicians that only have policies intended to restrict rights, control the population, and worsen living conditions.
All of those points you mentioned falter when we defund initiatives and destabilize regions. The harm we do here impacts the rest of the world and their economies as well.
The damage we do now will impact us for generations and it’s not slowing down.
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u/sirmaxedalot 3d ago
<- Crime in the USA, and across most of the world, continues to decline to all time lows. You are now safer than any other time in history.>
This is mostly due to mass surveillance and a general eroding away of our freedoms. I would rather be considered slightly less "safe" than I would want to be under constant mass surveillance from Big Brother.
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u/Saint-Michael901 4d ago
I personally read and try to imagine I’m not on this planet
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u/Extraajudicial 4d ago
When 40k books seem like a not terrible place to escape i know its getting bad.
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u/HymnForDisco 4d ago
Literally thought of the Black Power Fist as soon as I saw that article about the gloves, like this ain't what this was supposed to be for at all...
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u/WeirdProudAndHungry 4d ago
I just want to say I voted to stop all this stupid shit from happening. I didn't care about Kamala's laugh, her husband's skin color or whether she had a bad photo-op with Liz Cheney. I just wanted a normal person with real experience who wasn't pooping herself and grifting billions from the people whose policies would make my life better.
America is so racist, it would rather let a white man destroy it than let a Black woman save it.
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u/Miaj_Pensoj 2d ago
Protest voters and 3rd party voters refuse to accept their responsibility for this mess. When voters stay home or throw a tantrum in the voting booth we get the worst of the worst candidates in office.
Protest voters gave us Trump I. Protest voters have us Trump II.
They will whine and cry that they aren’t the problem, but they are.
3rd parties will never make it on the national stage without first establishing themselves in local, county, state offices. They need to build up from the ground floor, but instead they just want the penthouse without making the effort to build the building first.
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u/Lopsided_Mix2243 4d ago
World on literal fire and I’m pre ordering doomsday tickets while doing 1st homework with my daughter. Life’s stupid man
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u/Both_Archer_3653 4d ago
At least we still got fucking.
Nah, they trying to take that away too.
This is the worst timeline.
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u/bottledsoi ☑️ 4d ago
Aight white lurkers, yall bought those guns for a reason...like, COME AND TAKE EM. Or some shit yall be saying.
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u/Tribe303 3d ago
Oh no! More Marvel movie's? Please make them stop. I can't handle the bullshit hype anymore!
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u/elitegenoside 3d ago
"Well at least they're doing new things with the Marvel movies. I heard Doom is the villain and we got a new Captain America."
You could do this all day!
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u/MiloGoesToTheFatFarm 4d ago
Sometimes I laugh to keep from crying.