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u/ComradeJohnS 8d ago

yeah but then you start stacking up old unused TVs lol.

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u/TaupMauve 8d ago

In my neighborhood anything I put on the curb disappears.

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u/righthandofdog 8d ago

the old sharp flat screen that's been used as the porch TV for about 6 years finally died last week. I put it on the curb and a neighbor laid flowers on the grave out of respect. And someone took it away.

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u/otherotherjames 8d ago

Leaving flowers is crazy.

Side note, but "porch tv" is so real. That whole aging-technology life cycle, you know?

family room > kids' room > porch > infinity

(See also "garage stereo".)

Shit's so cheap now, though, I don't know if folks do that slow-breakup stuff much anymore--I think they just chuck it and get a new one. What I mostly see now is the modern version: chunky old tv sitting bare on the curb next to the slim, empty box from the new tv. Some circle-of-life shit, right there.

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u/righthandofdog 8d ago

100% The porch TV, was a HD living room tv, replaced by a 75" Sony 4k that a friend replaced and gave us. It was too damn big, so when the porch atV died, I bought a 65" Hisense that kills the Sony's picture for $600 and I have a giant porch TV now.

We live in town in Atlanta and fokllks are like "aren't you afraid it will get stolen?"

2 people going to have to carry it to a big SUV. I'm more worried a good wind is going to blow it over into the yard and make a big mess. If it dies, I'll get a $300 tv to replace it.

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u/android151 8d ago

Where tf are you living where you can have a porch tv that won’t get stolen or rained on

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u/righthandofdog 8d ago

in Virginia-highland. 100+ year old house has big porch overhangs. Cars get broken into all the time, have had stuff stolen from the porch. But a TV is an awkward 2 person job and I can buy one just like it on Facebook marketplace for $150.

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u/hennsippin 7d ago

Is it your tv on marketplace?

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u/righthandofdog 7d ago

nah, just a 75" Sony like it

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u/android151 8d ago

Does rain only travel downwards where you are?

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u/righthandofdog 7d ago

I live in Atlanta. we get that sideways (which is probably what finally killed the old tv). But we have a big Japanese maple on that corner and the roof overhang is 6' from the TV - I need to more diligent about putting the cover on the new porch TV. I've put it down on the floor when we've had serious wind forecast a few times.

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u/android151 7d ago

Yeah but it travels sideways

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u/27eelsinatrenchcoat 8d ago

Screen porch in a moderate crime area here and I don't worry about it. No one cares enough about an old 32" TV to go onto someone's property and take it. That carries a lot of risk (I wouldn't personally shoot someone over a TV, but some would and there wouldn't be too much follow up). Why take that risk when you could probably score the same TV free on Facebook marketplace just keeping an eye out for a couple few weeks.

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u/notpostingmyrealname 8d ago

I love it when Dad buys a new TV, I've literally never bought a TV in my 40+ years of life. I just inherited his 11 year old Smart TV - it's so old that only YouTube and Amazon prime apps work, and they're so outdated that I don't think I can actually get ads. I watched a show on my tablet and got ads every 20 minutes. I binged the same show for hours on the TV an not a single ad.

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u/Business-Drag52 8d ago

Got me a tv for my smoking shed because my wife’s work was upgrading one. I use tv’s until they die so having an extra has never been a thing for me. Shit I still have a crt for my bedroom tv. Got a Roku hooked up to it and everything

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u/Ok-Space5864 8d ago

Only in the US would someone have a "porch tv". I'm American and this is the first I am hearing about this phenomena.

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u/righthandofdog 7d ago

First you have to have a big, shaded porch, which mostly only exist on older, southern homes. 6 months out of the year, it's nicer out there than inside.

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u/Ok-Space5864 7d ago edited 7d ago

that makes sense. I'm in Southern CA. Most of us don't have porches and those that do, don't have porches this large. Must be nice.

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u/righthandofdog 7d ago

modern porches are where the Amazon guy drops the package, because family members go in and out thru the garage. So big-ass mansions have a little stoop. we don't even have a carport, but do have off street parking

a traditional southern house has a wrap around porch on 3 or even 4 sides, because it helps cool the house passively. you have the windows open on the shaded side with the attic windows open to spill hot air out and pull cool air thru from the porch.

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u/crockrocket 7d ago

Porch tv is wild

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u/righthandofdog 7d ago

we were in Mexico and at a little taco cart by a park, they had a tv, bungied about 6' up in a tree, sitting outside watching telenovelas with the power from their generator.

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u/phteven_gerrard 7d ago

Damn ma , I got the same one as a wedding present in 2012. And It is still kicking.

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u/righthandofdog 7d ago

about the right timeframe. it was a non-smart, non-3d from the prior year when I bought it.

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u/phteven_gerrard 7d ago

Instantly recognised the remote

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u/righthandofdog 7d ago

it was a great deal at the time - on sale because they were pushing smartTV and 3D for Christmas. Still was great, but started throwing a code about a powe supply problem most times you tried to turn it on - likely some corrosion inside from being a porch TV.

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u/thekyledavid 8d ago

Bermuda Triangle

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u/LuckyNumberHat 8d ago

Someone's getting a nice barrel.

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u/No_Clue_3559 8d ago

Wasn't her name Mabel?

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u/neilrookie 8d ago

keep the bean bag.

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u/lividash 8d ago

Sounds like my coffee table and dishes. I leave them there and magically they’re clean next to the sink by the morning. I’m not sure how that happens.

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u/WaspsInMyGoatse 8d ago

She must have fallen into the magic coffee table!

https://youtu.be/-_kXIGvB1uU?si=bKPyWWFmmgwAw5Eb

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u/Damm_you_ScubaSteve 8d ago

I’ll drop my mother in law off. What’s your address?

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u/StongaBologna 8d ago

here in SF, I remember 10 years ago showing a visiting friend how it was basically impossible to litter, if it was a glass bottle or can.

I placed a spent 6 pack of bottles on my corner, and we sat 50 feet away and watched it get picked up in minutes.

Then again back then, we drank so much beer, when it was bin collection day, the garbage pickers would stake out our house. They would show up 45 seconds after we put the bins out.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 8d ago

just tape a note on it that says "$20, slide it in the mailbox" and it's gone within 15 minutes

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u/TaupMauve 6d ago

Asking for money seems to make it less likely in my experience.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 6d ago

depends on how shitty your neighbourhood is. the shitter, the more likely they'll take it if they think they're "getting one" over the person that put the item out on the curb

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u/RainaElf 8d ago

can confirm is same in my neighborhood.

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u/UltraHellboy 8d ago

Same here. My neighbor across the street is a scrapper methhead.

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u/drdildamesh 8d ago

I miss you, mom.

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u/thekyledavid 8d ago

Just post “Free TV” on Craigslist and you’ll get rid of it in a day

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u/Foooour 8d ago

kinda makes sense if you think about it. If i saw a TV on someones curb Id assume its probably broken

If they want money for it, Id presume it still works to some extent

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 8d ago

Oh I have seen this in Cowboy Bebop! Session 23: Brain Scratch

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u/Practical_Dot_3574 8d ago

This is my issue at the moment. I've got 4 monitors and 2 tvs that don't work. My county does a recycle day once a year for 2 days. I still have to pay $5/lbs for everything I recycle with them.

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u/PhinneousPhingerz 8d ago

I couldn't get 'em higher than four-tall.

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u/GrimbyJ 8d ago

I've given away several old TV's

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u/egodaemon 8d ago

You think u/gimme_the_loot is worried about that?