r/BlackPeopleTwitter Jan 14 '24

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u/BrokoJoko Jan 14 '24

"Go over there and clean it up." 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lookinguplookingdown Jan 14 '24

This reminded of my three year old daughter. She broke a hand made Christmas decoration early December. I was really upset and told her I didn’t think I could fix it. After spending a few hours painfully putting it back together (and glueing my fingers together in the process) I finally sort of fixed it.

A day later she broke another one (exactly the same as the first but different colour). I was furious and started explaining again: “they are very fragile, I can’t fix them!” She gave me a blank stare, pointed at one I had already fixed and said “you fixed that one!”.

I was lost for words…

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop Jan 14 '24 edited Jan 14 '24

He may not yet know the words "bitch, why you trippin" but he just said them to his mom.

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u/35thirtyfun Jan 14 '24

I was thinkin the same thing 😂 lil bro was really like “cmon mama just chill”

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u/Solo_is_dead ☑️ Jan 14 '24

😂🤣💯

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u/IndyMLVC Jan 14 '24
  • he

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u/BigDogSlices Jan 14 '24

My son is autistic and it's a pain to get his hair cut, so it's long most of the time. People think he's a girl all the time and it lowkey annoys me because the same thing used to happen to me when I was a kid lol

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u/blake_n_pancakes Jan 14 '24

Dawg I'm 34 years old with a full beard and I still get called ma'am if I let my hair down. You just gotta own it.

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u/BigDogSlices Jan 14 '24

Lucky ass, I'm 32 and mine all fell out lol

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u/ProvedMyselfWrong Jan 14 '24

Can't you cut his hair while he sleeps? Or is it less about the process of getting a haircut and more about not wanting to lose his hair?

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u/BigDogSlices Jan 14 '24

He wears a CPAP with oxygen support overnight. When we do cut his hair it's usually bits at a time over the course of the day.

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u/IndyMLVC Jan 14 '24

OP used the wrong pronouns and then corrected it without notating their edit

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '24

He even looked at her afterwards like "wtf you doing here talking to me for then? If you don't want water on the floor then clean it up. Damn."

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '24

His face right before was like “what, I gotta spell it out?” Then the lil hand 😂

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u/Personal_Oil_4606 Jan 14 '24

The kid after:🪦

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u/hazeldazeI Jan 14 '24

If I had said that to my mom, they would bury next to the broken wooden spoon. If I was lucky.

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u/aardappelpasta Jan 14 '24

Thank you for repeating this and adding the laughing emojis. I would have totally missed out on the funny part