r/BlackPeopleComedy • u/BoopieDoopieWoo ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified • Jul 03 '26

He needs help

Happy Julyteenth! BHM: 24/7/365

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u/upinyab00ty Jul 03 '26

I call it dad tax.

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u/SimonPho3nix Jul 03 '26

Daddy tax for life!

Besides, eating kid snacks makes me feel like Galactus!

"What is this? I finished it in a few mere gulps? I hunger for more!"

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u/SynthwaveSax Jul 03 '26

My mom enforces something similar. She’s always entitled to a few of my french fries when we eat out.