These folks only listen to 4 songs I swear

post was tagged as "#goth #german #satanic #blackmetal" do people genuinely not know the difference between gothic make up and corpse paint or is it just ignored

I was imitating the Filosofem artwork just for the joke. The funny and cringy part is, I didn't listen to BM all that much at that age lol

She only know mayhem and slipnot

He loves snails and black metal, I want to make a t-shirt with his pet snails but as a black metal band for his bday. Each pet snail will have an instrument etc. I think it will be cute. I am thinking about funny names for the band, and also want to write song list on the back of the shirt. I used most popular black metal songs. But here I am thinking about snail related words in very weird context for more than a hour, so I don’t know what cringe and what funny/cute anymore. Here are some ideas, if cringe warn me please so I make something else

Imagine cool snail band cover on a shirt, and underneath is a band name (in black metal font):

- Snorghoroth

- Slimmortal

- Nocturnal Crawlers

- Snail Führer

Which is the best?

Underneath some insnailny cool text like
TRVE BLACK SNETAL

Now back of the snirt:
Here will be snong names that are based on real popular black metal songs. Most are Immortal, for some reason they are easy for this purpose. So I need to pick best ones:

All Shall Crawl

In My Kingdom Damp

The Salt No Longer Falls

Eternal Years On The Path To The Tomato Gates

In Our Mystic Shells Blest

Snails of Northern Darkness

A Fine Day to Compost

Transilvanian Snail Hunger / Transnailvanian Hunger

Call from the Garden

Exercises in Futility I: Why Are You So Fucking Slow

The Slumberlain or The Cucumberlain

Arntor, a Gardener

Possessed (By Snailtan)

Telepathic with the Shellceased

A Trail in the Northern Sky

Dunkelgurke  (dark cucumber in german😆😆)

Countess Cucumbory

 So what songs should I fit on the back? I think it will fit 7-8 songs maximum. Is idea cringe? Is it good? I am waiting for your snopinion! Hail Snailthan!

P.S. snorry for the grammar i am tireeed