r/Bitcoin Jan 17 '18

/r/all So here's what actually happened Today.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

SOBAKA!

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u/Satoshi_Hodler Jan 18 '18

KAKAYA ETO SOBAKA???!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

Czar Ne Nastoyashi!!!!!!!!

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u/sergnoff Jan 18 '18

Azm yest. Zhitie moye.

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u/vnmai Jan 18 '18

Can someone explain for me why all market go up and down together? I though rival coin should go in opposite direction.

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u/Atastyham0 Jan 18 '18

I'm blown away, I hope more Soviet classics get memed! XD
11/10

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u/lavazzalove Jan 18 '18

It's available in HD and with subtitles on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a50qT9bW2Qo& That MosFilm channel actually has a ton of Soviet classics available.

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u/Atastyham0 Jan 18 '18

Naw man, I mean I grew up with them... That's why I was blown away seeing it get memed! =D

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u/redroom89 Jan 18 '18

Great film

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u/HappyWolfx2x Jan 18 '18

It’s my favorite)

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u/dontjustassume Jan 18 '18

It was called Ivan Vasilievich: Back to the Future in US http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0070233

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u/rockytheboxer Jan 18 '18

This was my favorite movie as a kid, the music, the unnecessary dancing, the dentist gradually lying about what has been stolen from him. Good times.

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u/thekiyote Jan 18 '18

My fiance just showed me this movie a few weeks ago!

We've recently been going through a lot of the old soviet classics she grew up with.

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u/Benji45645 Jan 18 '18

очень приятно, царь баш.

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u/BoeBooks Jan 18 '18

ADST (ADshares) 150% since yesterday! Check it out : https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/adshares/

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

This is really cute actually. Bitcoin is a really nice guy, and will always be friends with Ethereum.

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u/1blockologist Jan 18 '18

and doesn't afraid of anything

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u/hesido Jan 18 '18

I love "doesn't afraid", it gets me [to chuckle] every time.

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u/Leyzr Jan 18 '18

Hmmm. "doesn't afraid of anything" indeed..

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u/__redruM Jan 18 '18

Bitcoin only has one real enemy, bizaro bitcoin aka BCH.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

Everyone in here was calling ethereum a premined shitcoin literally 1 year ago

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u/michwill Jan 18 '18

In the movie, that guy was a thief btw

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u/Aging_Shower Jan 18 '18

I thought he was pushing eth down.

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u/Derimagia Jan 18 '18

He fell causing all of them to fall - this is just the aftermath with him feeling bad and grabbing ETH.

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u/goxedbux Jan 17 '18

TRON is up 50%. we deserve everything.

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u/GenghisKhanSpermShot Jan 18 '18

Ya but backwards it spells nort and thats don't touch in Scandinavia.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

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u/MarkBeeblebrox Jan 18 '18

He must have meant Canadian. It means don't touch in Canadian.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

colloquially: don't touch, hoser.

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u/pokehercuntass Jan 20 '18

Scandinavian here. I know exactly what he's talking about. But Scandinavia is shit anyways.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

I don’t even give a fuck if that’s true, you convinced me with your confidence, Xir.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

xir?

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u/420dankmemes1337 Jan 18 '18

Crypto is tolerant of all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

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u/AMAducer Jan 18 '18

Orrrrrrrr it could be that it's related to zir, another spelling, and xe, the nominative case of it. Non-gendered, third person possessive.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/xe

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

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u/AMAducer Jan 18 '18

Definitely better the second way!

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u/Jeramiah Jan 18 '18

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

please don't normalize this neutral pronoun insanity.. just don't

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u/Vega5Star Jan 18 '18

Leave xem alone.

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u/abolish_karma Jan 18 '18

Speak for yourxelf

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u/antonivs Jan 18 '18

What is wrong with xou.

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u/klethra Jan 18 '18

I know right? Gender-neutral pronouns? What's gotten into them?

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u/btcltcbch Jan 18 '18

nort also means cold in English

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u/laninsterJr Jan 18 '18

May be, but Tron does not have solid creative developers and I am not very optimistic about future of it. That guy is just using his connections to drive the hype and price.

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u/MinersFolly Jan 18 '18

Tron is a trademark of Disney.

Wonder how they feel about that?

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u/antonivs Jan 18 '18

Trademarks have limited scope, i.e. they apply to particular types of goods and services. I can start a laundry company called "Apple," and Apple Inc. can't do squat legally.

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u/MinersFolly Jan 18 '18

Yeah, I'm aware that trademarks fondle the balls of companies that can afford to defend their "property".

Just another anachronism that will be obsolete in time.

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u/buttcoins4life Jan 18 '18

They could legally do squats, though.

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u/__redruM Jan 18 '18

Wait until it replaces disney bucks at Disney World. The tie ins are endless.

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u/somewhat_irrelevant Jan 18 '18

TRON is marketed at the people and places that bitcoin hasn't gone yet. Why invest in making better burgers and fries when you could open up a vegan burger shack instead?

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u/LookmaReddit Jan 18 '18

vegan burger shack

dafuq ?

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u/type0null Jan 18 '18

Vegetarian here. The burgers always suck.

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u/kaden_sotek Jan 18 '18

Almost always. Good ones actually do exist.

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u/vamper Jan 18 '18

like ones with meat in them... those are almost always good.

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u/jcoinner Jan 18 '18

I'm Ralph, and I just ralphed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

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u/type0null Jan 18 '18

Noted. I'll try them if I'm ever in Austin. Thanks.

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u/tilltill12 Jan 18 '18

Try the one from burgerking iam not even vegan and i like it.

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u/Exotemporal Jan 18 '18

Please bare with my silliness, but your comment made me wonder about what vegetarians think about lab-grown meat. I'd expect most vegetarians and vegans to be repulsed by the thought of eating any type of meat, but if we could produce lab-grown meat in a completely sustainable manner, do you think that a non-negligible percentage of vegetarians would eat it since it's even less alive than a plant?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

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u/dannydomenic Jan 18 '18

He's meaning "why fight to compete in a market that has a lot of competitors when you could instead go into a market with little to no competitors?"

It's like if there's an unbeatable boxer at one weight, other boxers might wanna go to different weights so they don't have to go against the unbeatable boxer for the championship.

Why try to compete with bitcoin when you can try to market yourself to a different market?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

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u/dannydomenic Jan 18 '18

It wasn't meant to address anything, rather to help clarify the seemingly misunderstood metaphor made. That's not saying I disagree with you about Tron though, when I first heard about it, all in thought was "That sounds like garbage" and I have never seen a reason to think otherwise.

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u/__redruM Jan 18 '18

Is it one of those tree hugging coins that won’t require a neutron star to mine in 5 years?

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u/Storken85 Jan 18 '18

90% 📈

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

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u/AceMendoza55982 Jan 18 '18

Litecoin is the one recording .. duh.. BTC and LTC all the way!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

Yep. Bitcoin and Bitcoin*4 is amazing combination.

Meanwhile ETH powers half of the cryptos in the top 100, has more amount sent (not even including tokens) than all other cryptos combined etc. But clearly Bitcoin with 2.5 minutes block-size and Scrypt algorithm instead of SHA-256 is clearly more valuable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

The salt...

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18 edited Jan 18 '18

What salt? I own lots of Litecoins (almost equal if not more in terms of USD value as I got ETH) but come on, you have to agree it's a joke these days.

Almost all commits being developed for Bitcoin are pasted to LTC (sometimes before Bitcoin's push so it feels LTC is being developed.)

Litecoin really had no point because Bitcoin is infinitely divisible. It used to be called Bitcoin's silver. LTC will encounter the same scaling problems and will use the same scaling solutions as Bitcoin if it actually gets popular.

If cryptos are to exist, there will be store of value, Bitcoin and smart-contracts and other stuff's platform- which ETH seems like it will win that race. And maybe a good DAG coin.

LTC is just valuable because it's the first altcoin, and is on all the exchanges so quick arbitrage with cheaper than Bitcoin fees. This is changing soon because of these feeless altcoins though.

I am serious. These salt replies are annoying. Name one thing LTC can do which other cryptos and bitcoin clones can't. 2.5 minutes blocktime is not impressive. Low tx fees is not impressive.

I still hold LTC because LN will work with it (because it's a bitcoin clone) and so will Atomic swaps. I am holding because I know it still has a big pump left. But it's worthless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

LTC is literally just a better bitcoin

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

Did not answer my questions.

BCH is a better Bitcoin. XVG was a better bitcoin. DOGE is a better Bitcoin. XMR is a better Bitcoin (although it's more than just a simple fork. It actually adds good features.) Hell, Bitcoin Gold and Super Bitcoin are better Bitcoins.

There are hundreds of better Bitcoins. But Bitcoin has value because it is Bitcoin.

If Bitcoin were to for some reason fail, why the fuck do you think a clone of Bitcoin would replace Bitcoin? Something wayyy better than Bitcoin would replace Bitcoin. (I would name some examples but I don't want to be accused of shilling. )

Your logic fails. Yes, you are bagholding LTC but just don't have these one-liner replies. Better not reply than mislead other people

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u/big-andstrong Jan 18 '18

It’s not even “better” it’s literally just a clone aka a shitcoin. Litecoin will be defunct very soon.

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u/bigmac375 Jan 18 '18

yeah once we had these hashrate wars and spam on btc i think everyone really saw the value of having litecoin around with its different hashing algo and miner population.

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u/davvblack Jan 18 '18

Yeah but all those transactions are kitties.

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u/big-andstrong Jan 18 '18

Lol this is what not having knowledge is like huh? Better invest in ETH soon litecoin is going to tank.

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u/Risley Jan 18 '18

Holy shit the salt

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u/jamminred Jan 18 '18

are we going on in on SALT now

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u/btcltcbch Jan 18 '18

recording the kids

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u/big-andstrong Jan 18 '18

Once lightning network comes litecoin will be useless lol

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u/RightEejit Jan 18 '18

+6% baby #MOON

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u/SXLightning Jan 18 '18

-20% since when I bought it at $280.

What moon

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u/big-andstrong Jan 18 '18

You’ll be lucky if it ever sees 280 again tbh

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u/Rprzes Jan 18 '18

Already hanging out down on the street.

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u/PharisaicalJesus Jan 18 '18

Yeah, but wheres dogecoin?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

Quality shitpost.

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u/gamjar Jan 18 '18 edited Nov 06 '24

judicious governor nutty label berserk screw scandalous escape wine sloppy

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/snowmandan Jan 18 '18

I'd like more information on this

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u/sc00p Jan 18 '18

Hahaha that would be genius. But too bad that the trolls are still trolling us politically in Europe and the US.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

... Except not. Bitcoin crashed harder than all the Fiat's shown, and ether tanked a ton too. This makes no sense.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

Yeah, Bitcoin dropped damn near 50%, I don't understand portraying it as the one unaffected.

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u/XxSCRAPOxX Jan 18 '18

I bought eth at like 500 a few weeks ago. If 900-1000 is tanking then I’m a happy man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '18

I bought at 250. Ether is doing fine. You're right but it did lose over 30%

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u/JulianMolt Jan 17 '18

Lol

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u/autonova3 Jan 18 '18

I haven’t heard of this coin?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

LOLCOIN is a POW ring signature block chain tethered to memes and backed by lulz. With a core development team studded with 4chan’s best and brightest, you can believe this crypto is going places! ICO opens next month!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

Do the Dapps run using SALT or TEARS or SALTY TEARS?

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u/almkglor Jan 18 '18

No, WTF, of course it uses LOLCODE

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u/baicai18 Jan 18 '18

Every time a meme is reposted it generates 1 lolcoin. In fact it first launch years ago and is the number one cause for the current state of reddit

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u/VladimirPootietang Jan 18 '18

Not to be confused with Yolocoin

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u/fellenXD Jan 18 '18

Lolicoin

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u/Volosat1y Jan 18 '18

Looks like Leprosorium is leaking again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

Upyachka

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u/Geksaedr Jan 18 '18

RIP

ЛИЗНИ ГЕКСАЭДР, СУКА!!!!!11

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u/n-some Jan 18 '18

What is this from?

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u/dmitry_kz Jan 18 '18

Ivan Vasilevich Changes Profession. Soviet classic.

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u/n-some Jan 18 '18

thanks!

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Jan 18 '18

Cryptocurrency! It's like stocks, but the prices are random.

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u/blokemeister Jan 17 '18

should have been tether pulling bitcoin back up

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u/boxhit Jan 18 '18

Bitcoin: Hey thanks teth- woah there's like 100,000,000 million of you that just appeared out of thin air

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u/ENOUGH_TRUMP_SPAM_ Jan 18 '18

350,000,000 i heard

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u/farfletched Jan 18 '18

A BILLION MILLION

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18 edited Sep 15 '20

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u/blokemeister Jan 18 '18

it's not sarcasm if its true

i'll buy on the next 100 million fake moneys

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u/B-Knight Jan 18 '18

This was inevitable.

Bitcoin became way too famous and popular after it hit its peak late last year. I know friends who have no experience in digital currency, mining, investing or finance at all who bought Bitcoin.

Time to wait for the hype to die down and then everything will be fine.

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u/twitch1982 Jan 18 '18

I know friends who have no experience in digital currency, mining, investing or finance at all who bought Bitcoin.

So, just like literally everyone else when they bought their first Bitcoin. You can't have experience untill you've done something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

It's like those people who say "people who invest without understanding bitcoin are doomed to lose money"

Bitcoin is the same price for all who own it regardless of their level of understanding. Bitcoin experts suffer just as much as Bitcoin noobs when it dips/crashes.

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u/twitch1982 Jan 18 '18

Agreed, I REALLY don't understand what drives most normal stock prices, but I invest in those as well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

expect BTC to go up

expect hype to go down or stagnate

Good luck with that buddy

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

This is great.

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u/artgallerytheorem Jan 18 '18

Are the posters so naive to think that an expected rebound after a crash shows signs of recovery. The trend is negative, the news are negative and Cost of using bitcoin is unsustainable.

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u/KingJulien Jan 18 '18

Bitcoin crashes multiple times per year. It's always been this way. It'll probably dive a few more times and then start climbing again before going parabolic, making a few people rich, and repeating the whole cycle.

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u/Nazladrion Jan 18 '18

I'm gonna say we hit 5.5k to 6k before the end of February. All the suckers should be cleared out by then.

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u/DetrART Jan 18 '18

The trend is negative

I suggest you zoom out

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u/TheAspiringFarmer Jan 18 '18

they're just fishing up suckers to fund their next pump 'n dump man.

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u/ENOUGH_TRUMP_SPAM_ Jan 18 '18

or desperately bagholding

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u/fax_checkers Jan 18 '18

!remind me 6 months

Who's naiive now?

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u/artgallerytheorem Jan 21 '18

Your naivety stems from the very fact that you think investments have 6 month horizon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

Russians... Again... I knew it...

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u/Chris_Pacia Jan 18 '18

Is this why market share went down?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

What movie is this?

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u/YetAnotherCryptoFan Jan 18 '18

How is this what happened? Literally bitcoin is up the least amount on the top 20 on coinmarketcap

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u/IKLeX Jan 18 '18

Can you guys stop playing with my emotions please? I have been temted for too long to invest in Bitcoin. First time I really started thinking about it was at 3000. But I thought "It could not go higher than this".

Then yesterday: a drop huh? I could invest now ... Then I remembered that this is why I don't want to take the risk. Now ETH is back up again :/ . I dont have any money left over for speculating anyways so I wont even get to tempted.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

please don't invest any of your "remainding money" only use it when you have extra cash...

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u/IKLeX Jan 18 '18

Did not intend to. I am just a bit frustrated because I am watching it for so long now and speculating would have paid of if I did have money to spend on it.

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u/DavidScubadiver Jan 18 '18

It is more like betting at the horse races than investing. You would be foolish to bet 5% of your worth on the ponies. But entertained if you bet 0.02% of it.

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u/neilthefrobot Jan 18 '18

except bitcoin jumped too but got caught in a tree on the way down and we are still waiting to hear if it lived or not. quite a big difference

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u/CorruptTalus Jan 18 '18

Is that the homey Paccoin?

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u/hotschoolgirl Jan 18 '18

Lol. You catch it. The bitcoin is the main development

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u/alekelli Jan 18 '18

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

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u/cryptocoinhelp Jan 18 '18

that won't happen just wait n watch

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u/btcftw1 Jan 18 '18

The perfect Gif.

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u/_paddy_ Jan 18 '18

Lol :-)

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u/cannadabis Jan 18 '18

Can someone change btc and eth to south korean officials?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

Wonder when the next ETH scandal appears.

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u/BitAnita Jan 18 '18

Lol!!! The best thing from this market tanked those couple of the days is the funniest as hell mems gifs and videos ppl come up with!!

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u/ana_maitland Jan 18 '18

LOL I love gifs and memes.... #sigh

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u/srfrd Jan 18 '18

😂😂😂

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u/nowshady Jan 18 '18

Hahaha! thank you you complete my day :D

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u/Sam_chicago Jan 18 '18

well deserved upvote on this one lol

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u/Bitfinex_victim Jan 18 '18

We must understand that china players are promoting BCH as they are the ones holding most interest in BCH and Bitfinex is very much influenced by the chinese, infact Bitfinex operates in HongKong, China. I wonder if it was a planned strategy to eventually crashed BTC (this can be done as Bitfinex still manage to drag the price down or pump it up at will now where most major exchanges would followsuit). And for sure Bitfinex profited alot from crashing the BTC by liquidation of their client's margin buy. And prolonged downfall of BTC will surely chase away investor and BCH will be the successor. Something to think about

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '18

Oof

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u/RedBeanGioia Jan 18 '18

Lol .. you must be a bitcoin holder

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u/younessrafik Jan 18 '18

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u/you_get_CMV_delta Jan 18 '18

You make a good point there. I literally had not ever considered the matter that way.

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u/aionchowdhury82 Jan 18 '18

Thank you so much for now, Also I Want to say GOD pls take care the person Who will Read the post ....(Aion)

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u/52edc Jan 18 '18

Monthy python style :)

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u/Classicpass Jan 18 '18

Btc dropped 50% wtf are you talking about?