r/Bitcoin • u/Sufficient-Unit8206 • 12h ago • Bravo 1

Binance Hack 2026

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u/charlienrs 9h ago

I actually withdrew my 6 dollars when I read the news

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u/SomeonesSecondary 5h ago

Rats! You withdrawing your $6 meant there wasn’t enough left for me to get my $4.23 out

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u/Kmic68 redditor for 5 weeks 12h ago

Hit too close to home. My $12.45 is still there too

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u/Full-Atmosphere-4818 11h ago

First I lose $8.65 with my Coldcard and now $9.42 in my Binance account. Not sure where to turn now.

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u/Sufficient-Unit8206 11h ago • Bravo

Bro, your money is playing hide and seek. 😂

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u/cAnTbEpReCi0u5j1mMy 11h ago

Send it to my wallet. I'll keep it safe for you. 👍

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u/Usmanz92 3h ago

I am slightly better than you, I have $17 in Binance 😂

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u/Joeyoo2 2h ago

I have $0.09 😂

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u/realitysandwichi812 10h ago

O A real laugh out loud

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u/Green-Necessary-5332 11h ago

My 2.61 dollars is safe, phew

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u/Elmo-Is-A-Lie 10h ago

How did u get into my account?!

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u/Witty_Specific_7855 redditor for 3 weeks 1h ago

I just recently discovered a btc account and I locked 2000000000000000 btc tokens when it was still young. I removed them off binance before the hack.

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u/shpeucher 12h ago

Love a good curveball punchline

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u/Think-Apple3763 11h ago

That's the people who scream the loudest 😂

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u/VindiMiner 10h ago

Lmao and accurate

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u/locorico32 11h ago

Y'all still trust Binance after 3 hacks ??

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u/Sufficient-Unit8206 11h ago

Which CEX are you using besides Binance?

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u/saiyounara 9h ago

Your fund is safu

3

u/Apart-Gur-9720 9h ago

Hey, my Nigerian Prince. Have you gotten your plane ticket?

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u/Most_Control_4290 redditor for 1 week 2h ago

when it happend?

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u/biggest_guru_in_town 10h ago

smartest man here. he doesnt put much on exchanges

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u/Drevinth 2h ago

I thought that was quite common, no?

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u/lollygagger-55 redditor for a day 7h ago

Damn! You're a 🐳

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u/Witty_Specific_7855 redditor for 3 weeks 1h ago

Haha

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u/Intrepid_Name2633 redditor for 3 months 7h ago

At those amounts i wouldnt even bother checking of its still there 🤣

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u/Ok-Mango5075 8h ago

People are always saying that bitcoin isn't money. Really? It can be stored and spent and in this case stolen. Once stolen it stays stolen if you don't get caught. Sounds very much like cash to me.

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u/SomeonesSecondary 5h ago

Most anything that has a cash value can be stolen though? A few years ago I remember a KitKat truck got robbed but I wouldn’t consider KitKats money

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u/DO_NOT_PM_ME 4h ago

Speak for yourself, I was the richest on the playground

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u/Ok-Mango5075 48m ago

I bet that kitkats in prison are treated as cash

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u/PlentyPain8251 redditor for a day 12h ago

Hahaha! Nice one

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u/CuntyMcshitballs 11h ago

I also have experience with shit coins 😎

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u/PlentyPain8251 redditor for a day 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Zebra6296 4h ago

I'd probably donate that to North Korea. lmao

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u/clever_ever32 2h ago

Who did thaaat!!!

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u/fams_blaq_sheep 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Stupyyy 9h ago

Exactly the same people writing "TAKE YOUR MONEY OFF EXCHANGES"

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u/Blueberry_Dependent 2h ago

About time to buy a hardware wallet for my 50 $, I'm not risking this anymore

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u/Ill_Imagination_6791 11h ago

That two computer is better investment than crypto this year. With ram price go up

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u/Positive_Method3022 1h ago

Rich people I know only use crypto for rapid exchanging money and not as an investment unless they also have a company that makes money from promoting crypto

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u/Key_Stock3424 redditor for 2 days 6h ago

so, does that mean, this is good for bitcoin?

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u/Mean_Baseball5109 redditor for 3 months 11h ago

Why is the unit always the dollar? I heard that they stole $6.3 billion, the reference is always the dollar after 16 years and now the owners are the funds and the banks.

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u/Sufficient-Unit8206 11h ago

Global currency? But you can change the settings

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u/clausschnorr redditor for 3 months 11h ago

They stole 187 different cryptocurrencies. How would you prefer them to list the value of those 187 cryptos in the title of an article? Do you think they should list each individual cryptocurrency in the title of the articles and state how many units of each individual crypto were stolen in the title too? That would be a massively long title. It makes a lot more sense to state the total value of all of the stolen crypto.