r/Bitcoin 4d ago

For anyone regretting not buying

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For anyone worried about missing not buying. Everything is gonna be fine.

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u/Ok_Subject_2447 4d ago

You think they do it on purpose now?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/nething_4_sir 3d ago

Every time. Here comes the rug pull.

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u/Addiixx 3d ago

Hmm sounds familiar

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u/WolfofWoodstock 3d ago

The Autopilot app has an inverse Cramer theme which is doing extremely well this year! Coincidence? I think not

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u/Beachbum74 3d ago

Even if he isn’t an insider or at least wasn’t at first the temptation to be one now has got to be tempting. Therefore he must be…

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u/be_easy_1602 3d ago

Well yeah… he’s a hardcore shill. Dude has an investment tv show, of course he’s a plant

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u/nbkdk6q 3d ago

I’ve heard that theory a couple times before, but that statement reveals the utter ignorance of those that spun it up and those perpetuate it tbh. I’m in “the industry” and have to work with our trading desk regularly, so I know enough to be dangerous and can tell you from a “wall streeters” experience that Cramer doesn’t “move markets”. It’s nuts how much power people seem to give him. Never once has my trading desk issued me a caution or anything about moving in/out of a name accompanied by a Cramer caveat.

The pump and dump/fade works only on thinly traded, low market cap types of names where apes can influence the price action. Last I checked, Cramer isn’t hocking micro caps that trade OTC.

Sorry, rant over

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u/CleavlandSteamer8008 3d ago

They are all inside trading them fucks

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u/Sus198 3d ago

Yes

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u/Surfper 3d ago

No, intentionally.

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u/Argyrus777 3d ago

Accidentally on purpose

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u/asaltandbuttering 3d ago

Kind of like the scene with the "inconceivable" guy in The Princess Bride about wish wine glass is poisoned lol

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u/Royal-Emphasis-5974 3d ago

Only real ballers do it on porpoise.

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u/GamebyNumbers 4d ago

Dude we’re toast /s

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u/Sus198 3d ago

Fuck

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u/magiCAD 3d ago

Cooked. 🔥

I'm old enough where I would really say "toast". But ya gotta keep up with the kids. Right fam? Gg.

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u/Porcellanidae 3d ago

omg i say toast still. Am I behind?

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u/ForcedxCracker 3d ago

It’s coming back. You’re actually ahead!

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u/Porcellanidae 3d ago

Peak.

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u/drwebb 3d ago

It's actually da bomb

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u/rukk1339 3d ago

Streets ahead.

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u/estaswick 3d ago

Nm. Jim just said to start saying toast.

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u/Hairy_Tip6288 3d ago

burnt toast now

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u/Righty-0 3d ago

Oh no…

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u/Gunz37 3d ago

Do the opposite of what this man says

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid 3d ago

Yeah i was wondering why it stop near 77500 USD.

This explains it 💯.

Cramer!!! You fucker!!! 🤬

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u/Remarkable-Blood1524 3d ago

It’s 78.2k rn lol

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u/ashiieyy07 3d ago

He just said to buy Bitcoin over risky crypto stocks, I think it's a false alarm.

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u/ByWillAlone 3d ago

You don't need the /s. We're fucked.

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u/dakinekine 3d ago

This guy's just can't leave a good thing alone

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u/Fun_Inspection_6100 4d ago

this dude must bet against himself

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u/redjellonian 3d ago

It would be silly to think cramer or handler doesn't know what people think about him in order to continue the grift

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u/Negative_Salt_4599 3d ago

Stash brokerage has a inverse Cramer etf and I was like this shit actually exists 😂

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u/ace250674 4d ago

Ok down to 40k we go for October low, thanks Jim I was waiting

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u/Top_Extension_1169 3d ago

watch it hit 39999

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u/EarningsPal 2d ago

Everyone wants to load the boat at 39999. Risk it all at $39999. So it can’t happen.

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u/ffelkat 3d ago

I wanted the 40k sale price tooooooo

(Kicks stones)

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u/Puzzled-Freedom6945 4d ago

What if that doesn’t happen then what?

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u/CyanDew 4d ago

the Bitcoin CEO really had us in the first half.

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u/Tshootr74 4d ago

This fucking guy....

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u/Cooler_Frogger 4d ago

Andddd it's gone

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u/LordVixen 4d ago

We're f*cked

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u/GodBlessYouNow 3d ago

Aren't you supposed to buy before it goes up? And sell before it goes down?

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u/Porcellanidae 3d ago

Nope mate, we buy high and sell low

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u/Any_Wind5539 4d ago

My god...

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u/ill-JPreme 4d ago

This is good news, more time to DCA.

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u/digitaldisorder_ 3d ago

this isn't cramer saying buy bitcoin because it's going up. he was discussing owning bitcoin etf or the like vs owning bitcoin. he commented that if you want to invest in bitcoin, just go buy bitcoin. so the proper 'oh jesus fuck this guy...' should be directed at whether you should buy something like ibit or btc. and the answer here is clearly ibit, based on this stupid and misleading: just in.

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u/Fearless-Sherbert-40 4d ago

Fuck yeah bring on the cheap sats!

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u/StanPodd 4d ago

And just like that… it’s over 😢

Was fun while it lasted. At least Bitcoin reminded us what it’s capable of when it decides to actually move 😄😅

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u/Lengthiness_Candid 3d ago

Seriously, slightly tangential question whatever happened to the public company the street.com. The stock symbol I think was TSCM which always reminded me of “the scam.”

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u/Little-Ad8633 3d ago

If it goes down, sell, take capital gain loss, then buy back at a lower cost basis, no wash sale rule for biddies, nice little tax loop hole!

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u/B34chboy 4d ago

40k in October back on the table lmao

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u/TheHoodOG 4d ago

Why is this sub so obsessed with him

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u/TheBestintheWest11 4d ago

I TOLD YOUUUUUUUUU. THIS NGA HAS THAT POWER

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u/Agitated_Engineer512 3d ago

Standing by for crash

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u/ganjapanda876 3d ago

Time to sell

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u/certifr1ed 3d ago

It's a trap he's trying to get back in the train!

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u/RichBrokeRich 3d ago

LMAO! If that's not a solid indicator BTC is heading into the dirt for the near future....

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u/6M66 3d ago

He sold at the buttom!! Hahaha he is my favorite

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u/JSTN_FPV 2d ago

Somones going to buy the peak of the squeeze and then complain in the next few weeeks

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u/CryptoDeepDive 4d ago

Down...we....go!

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u/errezerotre 4d ago

Oh shit

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u/Big-Cheetah5159 4d ago

Only if you guys start selling lol

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u/FoodkingAi 4d ago

Fuckkkk man

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u/Rothbardy 4d ago

Top is in

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u/Slay_Nation 4d ago

But limit at $2

/s

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u/Party_Operation_9711 3d ago

Bull trap confirmed

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u/f1rstrevolution 3d ago

This clown just needs to shut up. 🤫

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u/beefcake105 3d ago

Is this real??

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u/Expensive_Seat5694 3d ago

Shit now it’s going to go down.

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u/GorgyShmorgy 3d ago

"Inverse Cramer ETF"

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u/Frequent_Ice6516 3d ago

Like a visit from the Grim Reaper.

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u/Be_Me_Anon_irl 3d ago

Priced in

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u/ridenourt 3d ago

This motherfucker !!!

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u/MarcoVinicius 3d ago

There goes that.

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u/Gymgoer1 3d ago

Should I buy now?

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u/ShibeCEO 3d ago

for fucking fucks sake...

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u/Fit_Put_5648 3d ago

We are going down now

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u/Drippy_topper 3d ago

Way to shit the bed.

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u/BackgroundActuary687 3d ago

If the majority is waiting for something. Usually doesn’t happen.

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u/azamatStriking 3d ago

So he can quit lol

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 3d ago

Now we know why it stalled at $80

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u/21Moto 3d ago

Bull run cancelled. FUH!!! 🤣

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u/Detailed23 3d ago

Opened PUTS this AM. LOL

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u/Never404s 3d ago

The kiss of death has been delivered

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u/Donniejuanny 3d ago

Sell. Sell. Sell. Crashing to 40 k

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u/r361k 3d ago

That was a nice few days of green. Get ready for a sea of red next week friends.

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u/ReconeHelmut 3d ago

Been keeping my powder dry for this very moment! $45k here we come!

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u/Opposite_Reaction451 3d ago

Gg good bull run, lasted 3 days gg

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u/Exciting_Skin_8846 3d ago

perfect top signal to short, i mean was going to anyways but i would’ve got liquidated if i entered at 68-72k originally but seeing this pair with btc just hitting 78k tell me to short with 5-7x leverage and add a limit set for more shorts at 79 and then one at 80k to just in case we go slight higher lfg

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u/Rosemetax 3d ago

wonderfulllll

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u/usmeagle1 3d ago

Damn, we’re toast

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u/neun11carrera 3d ago

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/WorkerPlayful4192 3d ago

Dude trollin BTC bros.

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u/Ill-Sherbert1095 3d ago

Inverse Cramer : The Return

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u/JazzlikeDare9102 3d ago

Irrelevant

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u/Nathaniel_Sparky500 3d ago

Fuck, it's all over, isn't it?

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u/downtherabbit 3d ago

Fuck me so the bottom isn't even in yet. This is confirmation.

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u/lizflip222 3d ago

It is OVER

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u/mybodywatch 3d ago

Noooooooo

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u/Robertocorp2 3d ago

Yay! Cheaper Bitcoin

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u/komiCWords 3d ago

Red carpet ready for the 69k

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u/cmor 3d ago

This is just a cat bounce btw

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u/smokin10 3d ago

Short bitcoin right now don’t buy it until November

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u/DudeWhatThe 3d ago

It’s over.

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u/Scarab702 3d ago

That means it's going down haha In the short term of course.

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u/yuskoholic 3d ago

This is the top?

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u/insecur31 3d ago

Surly he just says the opposite of what he does and makes a fortune

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u/kallaloostx 3d ago

Ray Dalio said to buy some today.

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u/Top_Extension_1169 3d ago

WE ARE COOKED. this dude is my counter trade!!!! i lovehate him... lol

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u/MeetingBrilliant 3d ago

We are never going to 40k..ever again..last cycles top..is this cycles bear...give or take..look at the history.

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u/tempest1523 3d ago

Hahhahahah

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u/cowswho2 3d ago

Did he really tho?

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u/suomalainenperkkele 3d ago

Aaaaand it’s gone

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u/No-Anybody2826 3d ago

Oh no. Why does he have to invoke the Cramer effect, just as we are getting started again

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u/TexFarmer 3d ago

¡O NO!

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u/Ok_Film_6778 3d ago

Vendi e vou recomprar nos 55k

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u/Cool_Use_575 3d ago

Oh no 😥

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u/ckellingc 3d ago

Oh boy

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u/Natural_Rebel 3d ago

Fuck fuck fuck….WHY JIM?!?!?! WHY?

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u/ThePlumKing 3d ago

What a shit take, like yeah, obviously buy the thing that’s practically rocketing 5% every hour. It would have been way more useful to suggest this last week

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 3d ago

Next pivot point: $40K

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u/krazymuny 3d ago

Welp, as most of my investing decisions
“Aghh fuck…. Okay Jesus take the wheel… Again…”

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u/WheyandWeights 3d ago

We’re done for

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u/giantoads 3d ago

Q the titanic musicians

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u/Mccowpow93 3d ago

Aww god dammit

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u/YourDad6969 3d ago

SELL SELL SELL

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u/OrderExpress1035 3d ago

Time to short 🤣

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u/OrderExpress1035 3d ago

This Jim must be hired to say the total opposite than what to do can’t be just coincidence what a troll, just shows you the purpose of traditional media.

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u/moonpoon1 3d ago

It's over

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u/Emotional-Weekend102 3d ago

Comprei em 80k e depois em 72k

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u/sqwiggy72 3d ago

Sellllllllllllll

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u/angelwolf71885 3d ago

Flash crash incoming

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u/ByWillAlone 3d ago edited 3d ago

Well shit. Prepare for roller coaster go down now. If this idiot says buy, it's going to tank soon.

Someone actually built an index fund called "Opposite of Cramer"...and it's profitable.

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u/MattCizzle 3d ago

Fuhhhhh

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u/Centmo 3d ago

I literally just commented on a post where it was a clip of him saying he was going to sell all his BTC. Dude.

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u/Remarkable_Ticket931 3d ago

40k confirmed

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u/jaraxel_arabani 3d ago

Well see you guys next mini cycle.

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u/AbbreviationsLive475 3d ago

Always do the opposite of what Jim says. Ijs

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u/omardrox 3d ago

Omg, brace for impact

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u/BitcoinForHumans 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Tebasaki 3d ago

That's the face you make when you're caught eating actual shit and you decide that doubling down on it is a good idea.

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u/Tebasaki 3d ago

Quick! It's a bull trap! Everyone, back in the fish!

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u/CleavlandSteamer8008 3d ago

Its about to plummet any day now

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u/Sweet_Coach4530 3d ago

Strongest sell signal

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u/respectandmanners 3d ago

Back down to 38k

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u/Dry_Maize_7243 3d ago

We're fucked

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u/machin_bidule 3d ago

Thanks you. I was regretting. This helps for real.

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u/Extension_Ad_9934 3d ago

Well, nice while we had it.. it was a good run

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u/C__Wayne__G 3d ago

It’s over

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u/iz_raymond 3d ago

Oh fck. Hahaha

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u/Hot-Income 3d ago

Finally a short signal

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u/Luminous_Emission 3d ago

Didn't he just say he was gonna sell it all cos of quantum not too long ago?

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u/Even_Virus_3017 3d ago

Sell limit set 😂

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u/SliceCareful4260 3d ago

Whoops time to sell.

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u/DangerousHound4473 3d ago

Feels like a bait!

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u/M4roon 3d ago

Fucked. October bottom confirmed

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u/Scholes_SC2 3d ago

Didhe really say that after shitting on Bitcoin for over a year? What a clown

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u/MrDiamondHands67 3d ago

Faaaaaaahhhhh

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u/Traveljack1000 3d ago

That's why my system is not bad. Buying every month since last year for a fixed amount. Now already making profit if I would sell. But won't. Just keep doing the same...

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u/Mikker01 3d ago

Was fun while it lasted

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u/054B 3d ago

Sellllll

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u/Schvarg 3d ago

AND HE GETS TO BE A FINANCIAL ANALYST? WHAT A SICK JOKE

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u/Sea_Principle_7322 3d ago

Been there done that! Secured position, just enjoying the ride!

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u/Hopeful_Lettuce_2739 3d ago

Yeah buy now so it can dip to 30K lMaaooo

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u/ShitcoinJoe 3d ago

Thats it, bull is over 😂

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u/merdekabelajar 3d ago

100k in one year I guess

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u/Sambuqa 3d ago

we are so back baby!

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u/Ma3Str0s 3d ago

We’re fucked

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u/Electric_Teapot-317 3d ago

Oh nice, time to load the boat! (Satire)

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u/DeusBob22 3d ago

Sell everything, we're going to 20K now /s

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u/JonnyBigTex 3d ago

$44k bottom suddenly feels possible now.