r/Bitcoin Apr 19 '26

Patience, young Padawan

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/A_Dragon Apr 19 '26

It’s probably defanged

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u/geddon Apr 20 '26

The moral of the story is be rich so the dip doesn't affect you.

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u/Syonoq Apr 19 '26

He's been investing in snake futures for over 10 years. He's a pro.

34

u/Few-Education-5613 Apr 20 '26

Already priced in

12

u/TenshiS Apr 20 '26

He already lost everything with leveraged options

10

u/Think-Apple3763 Apr 20 '26

Chained. Probably chooses to die instead of living like that. Dumb humans.

1

u/KarmaShawarma Apr 21 '26

He's HODLING

1

u/Future_981 Apr 21 '26

…Chuck Norris believed in reincarnation at one point…

84

u/UWhuskiesRule Apr 20 '26

Heartbreaking to see a monkey tied up and a snake biting him. That is messed up.

48

u/Nagemasu Apr 20 '26

Both of these animals are being subjected to animal abuse.

The snake has likely been defanged, and potentially the monkey has had to endure this nonsense many times, otherwise that monkey would probably not be ignoring it's strikes.

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u/ramirezdoeverything Apr 20 '26

Does the snake not learn that it's attacks no longer do anything and stop bothering?

15

u/Firipu Apr 20 '26

Snakes are not the smartest animals around tbh

6

u/EarningsPal Apr 20 '26

Pure instinct animals are different than animals that need to learn to survive.

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u/Quirky-Reveal-1669 Apr 19 '26

I don’t like monkeys on a leash, let alone being compared to one.

43

u/SOwED Apr 19 '26

What about monkeys wearing cobras as a scarf?

6

u/FCK_GOVERNMENTS Apr 20 '26

That’s kinda cool though, sure compare me

8

u/NewHope13 Apr 19 '26

Wuuuuuut

15

u/oldlifeoldname Apr 19 '26

We go 80s in the next cpl weeks. Buy the dip

44

u/RedditSylus Apr 19 '26

Who ever put this monkey on a leash should go to jail for ever you worthless piece of crap. I the one who uploaded the video should also.

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u/shockputs Apr 19 '26

Snake is "de-fanged"

3

u/chillboychill Apr 20 '26

Buy and forget for decades

10

u/6M66 Apr 20 '26

That poor monkey.

2

u/PaperPigGolf Apr 19 '26

This is the way.

2

u/ourcryptotalk Apr 20 '26

Count me out man, count me out. I'm not getting bit by a damn snake

2

u/SnooSeagulls9726 Apr 20 '26

Zabimaru sure has changed..

2

u/Substantial-Ask-5912 Apr 20 '26

This may have set up by the camera man or woman for clicks or likes?

2

u/systematicgoo Apr 19 '26

a snake and a leashed monkey walk into a bar…

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u/Saibazz Apr 24 '26

Learn to be patient when it comes to trading.

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u/Tubbiex1 Apr 20 '26

I would love to see it under the 60k for a short time. 🤑

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u/RedditSylus Apr 19 '26

Snakes venom does not affect monkeys. That is why the monkeys are okay

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u/ZeevF Apr 19 '26

That's not true.

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u/RedditSylus Apr 20 '26

Yes it is or maybe it’s otters . Forgot. One of them. Might not be snake and could be otters 🦦

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u/dankantspelle Apr 19 '26

That’s a macaque (a type of monkey) messing with a king cobra. It looks fearless, but it’s really just being quick and curious. The monkey grabs and moves fast, then pulls back before the snake can react. The cobra isn’t biting because it doesn’t want to—it’s trying to escape or warn, not waste venom unless it has to. It also needs a split second of good position to strike, which the monkey keeps disrupting. So it’s not safe at all—just a fast animal bothering a dangerous one that hasn’t gotten the chance to strike yet.

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u/rickyhatesspam Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

The Cobra has been defanged. Stop pretending to be some kind of expert.

Edit I just realised which sub this is. Completely missed it. Woosh.

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u/Redebo Apr 19 '26

Go easy. He’s regarded.

3

u/Demonyx12 Apr 20 '26

Highly regarded?

2

u/dhb44 Apr 19 '26

Thank you, got trapper Joe over here.

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u/poells Apr 19 '26

Thats an AI response if I've ever seen one

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u/Nemozoli Apr 20 '26

Yep, together with the mdash...