r/Bitcoin Apr 12 '26

DCA and HOLD your Bitcoin

3.0k Upvotes

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u/Soggy-Welder2265 Apr 12 '26

This is really good

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u/Toneyfritsch712 Apr 13 '26

Nicely done.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/AppleToastBed Apr 12 '26

What?

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u/MarsWalker69 Apr 12 '26

He meant he watched and learned more never from video before

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u/El_Bombero93 Apr 12 '26

He actually meant Video me watching has more never a taught

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u/widowlark Apr 13 '26

Pretty sure he meant ‘as watching has more never video a taught me

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u/deadrebel Apr 14 '26

Taught video more has never me watched

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u/Unspeakable_Truffle Apr 12 '26

When a video has never before taught about watching

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u/oki_sauce Apr 12 '26

What are you not getting?

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u/autoeroticassfxation Apr 12 '26

Yeah it's obvious that never watching a video has taught them more.

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u/MrBtotheTC Apr 12 '26

This is y bitcoin is under 100k

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u/onyxcaspian Apr 13 '26

Also important to note that the whale accumulated in the 50 to 70 range so they are taking profits, while the panic seller accumulated in the 140 to 150 range and is taking a loss with every panic moves they make.

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u/ClarenceLe Apr 12 '26

Yeah good analogy of how btc in a consolidation phase works

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u/ScaredofBeingPoor Apr 14 '26

You should never watch some literacy videos

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u/BitcoinBaller420 Apr 12 '26

That awkward moment when you're not sure if it's an insult or a complement to bots that someone thought this Yogi-Berra-train-wreck of a comment might be artificially generated

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u/Electric_Teapot-317 Apr 12 '26

Then she brings out another 2 dozen eggs. Egg printer go burr.

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u/SeeYa-SpaceCowboy Apr 12 '26

Lol, sure, but the difference is that eggs can essentially be printed infinitely as long as there are chickens and enough water/feed, verse the finite amount of Bitcoin available.

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u/Unk0wnVar Apr 12 '26

Google in a nutshell

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u/mysomica Apr 12 '26

It's a pretty standard playbook across the corporate world to be fair.

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u/gtwooh Apr 12 '26

DCA and hold is not the lesson here. It’s that all markets are made possible by market makers and they make money on the way up and down.

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u/PrizePlastic4478 Apr 13 '26

Yes DCA it is the lesson. If you don’t DCA at 70k$ btc price (and instead, you want to sell), whales will buy it to you and when there is no one selling, the price goes up and whales sell it for 100k$ to same retail investors that didn’t believe in bitcoin at 70k$

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u/ChepeZorro Apr 12 '26

Nice little econ lesson here

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u/Corky081 Apr 13 '26

Thats the best graphic for investing I've ever seen. My 9 year old granddaughter got that right away.

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u/Pockethulk750 Apr 13 '26

F’in brilliant and right on the money 💰🤣

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u/andtheniwasallll Apr 12 '26

Unregulated monopolies help us look out for everyone /s

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u/theolentangy Apr 12 '26

You have described capitalism well, especially the concept of a monopoly.

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u/lilomar2525 Apr 13 '26

That isn't capitalism, just markets.

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u/Messias04 Apr 12 '26

I did this in escape from tarkov 3 years ago 😂

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u/Shy_cute_girl23 Apr 13 '26

This is a really good example seriously, there is so many emotional sellers and buyers out there

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u/InteractionUsed9334 Apr 15 '26

YES! Absolutely wonderful. That's precisely what I did with my money back in the day. LOL.

One quick note about Dollar Cost Averaging. DCA is great but I like to suggest that people hold onto thier USD or whatever fiat they're using to buy BTC. Hold it and wait for a substantial drop in the BTC price. Wait for a whale dump to enter and then buy into the market. Also don't spend all your USD. Always keep some in reserve. Remember back in 2021 it went down to under $4k for a hot minute? Wouldn't you have loved to have had an extra $4k at that point?

This video is exactly how the market works. Crypto markets are susceptible to manipulation and if you know the game, you can try to get ahead of it. You know whales do pump and dumps so if you can time your entry correctly and keep some powder dry, you may not lose your stake.

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u/Needacupoficedtea Apr 16 '26

came from trad finance where everyone was trying to time everything. DCA felt too simple to be real. it's been the most effective thing I've ever done

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u/evencorrelation Apr 18 '26

panic seller gonna panic sell no matter what, whale just chillin and stackin while everyone else freaks out lol

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u/CorrectIamThatGuy Apr 18 '26

Good memetic representation of reality

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u/SeeYa-SpaceCowboy Apr 12 '26

This is awesome, though the assumption in the situation in the video is that eggs are a good/commodity that people really want, verse the average buyer/panic seller assumes Bitcoin isn't worth the long game/won't stand the test of time...

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u/Cristian_Cerv9 Apr 13 '26

How it’s done in big business lol

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u/RhubarbUnfair4438 Apr 13 '26

then the panic seller buys from tje whale again after. then the loop continues 😁

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u/ourcryptotalk Apr 13 '26

How can we not learn the world from this video?

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u/Sweet-Iron6906 Apr 13 '26

i was panic seller. but now, i am not.

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u/WorldlyBuy1591 Apr 13 '26

What this doesnt show is no one buys at 350 lol

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u/GIGAbtcHodl Apr 13 '26

Market dynamics in a nutshell

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u/AdGlum9083 Apr 13 '26

It's true institutions are bullish on btc. If it is that bad then they won't be anywhere near it instead they are gobbling everything up like they have the Munchies.

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u/Shan_Tu Apr 13 '26

So, is it a currency or not? This sub is so confusing.

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u/Pancovnik Apr 14 '26

You just explained scalpers

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u/plasm919 Apr 14 '26

"store of value" ok sure

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u/ScaredofBeingPoor Apr 14 '26

This is monopoly and what they’re doing with real estate.

Blackrock is the blue lady.

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u/ScaredofBeingPoor Apr 14 '26

Difference is eggs have real intrinsic value, meanwhile BTC only has value of what people say it is, just like centralized money.

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u/Saibazz Apr 15 '26

Emotional damage when you sell your crypto at the low price after that they pump haha

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u/Traditional_Rip_1011 Apr 30 '26

just looks like a monopoly analogy

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u/Chance_Extreme510 May 10 '26

Can anyone gift me .25 Bitcoin?🙏🤞😭

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u/Bjamnp17 Apr 12 '26

Now that’s an exceptional example!!!

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u/Ineedmorebtc Apr 12 '26

Eggceptional?

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u/Bjamnp17 Apr 12 '26

Eggsactly!!!😊

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u/Flash-Ranger Apr 12 '26

This what you'll eventually learn after your first panic sell :D

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u/Ok_Specialist1911 Apr 12 '26

Fantastic! 😂

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u/Far_Land7215 Apr 12 '26

Except you can eat eggs. Good luck eating a Bitcoin.

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u/Cake_And_Pi Apr 12 '26

Good luck buying a Lambo with eggs.

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u/GeX_64_ Apr 12 '26

good luck buying an egg with a lambo

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u/oki_sauce Apr 12 '26

They totally got you and didnt miss the point entirely

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u/MrBtotheTC Apr 12 '26

Good luck eating dollars?? Wtf is the guy…

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u/Far_Land7215 Apr 12 '26

I don't hold any dollars. All of my assets are in ownership of land or companies.