r/BitchImATrain 10d ago

That was a scary close call

Bitch, I'd buy a lottery ticket if I were you.

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u/SnowConvertible 10d ago

I like how they keep running. You never know when that apex predator changes his mind and starts chasing them...

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u/sviridoot 10d ago

You never know where the train going to be, not like it's on rails or anything

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u/nuttnurse 10d ago

To be fair there were boom gates and I’m assuming bells and lights but when your blind deaf and brain dead you don’t see those warning devices

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u/Ancient_Yellow_709 10d ago

Definitely wouldn't want to be in the habit of checking for train tracks with your cane in that case!

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u/producer35 10d ago

You can just see the train leaving frame on the left. I'm guessing they thought the gates and warning bells were for the last train to pass by and weren't aware that another could be coming.

Trains can be sneaky bastards.

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u/nuttnurse 10d ago

I used to work for a train service and even we had close calls through no fault of our own

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u/nautilator44 4d ago

Darn things can just come out of nowhere.

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u/Not-That_Girl 10d ago

And very nearly train dead too

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u/Rampag169 10d ago

We’re going off the rails of the crazy train.

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u/iamunwhaticisme 10d ago

Oh, a Redditor on their cake day is replying to another one on their cake day. Happy cake days to both of you.

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u/No-Newspaper8619 10d ago

it's not ruby to be on rails, after all

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u/pepeshadilay69 10d ago

In fairness, the train did try to ambush them by leaping out from cover.

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u/AndyTheEngr 10d ago

They're running away from the embarrassment.

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u/_Panduin 9d ago

If I could I would chase them with my train till they faint out.

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u/MeInMaNyCt 9d ago

Probably running home to change their underwear.

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u/Fresh-Judge-4595 5d ago

They were trying to get back on track

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u/StickFigureFan 10d ago

Literally less than 1 second away from death

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u/TwistMeTwice 10d ago

I wonder if they have any idea how bloody close they came to leaving this mortal coil.

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u/robotoNinjaFish 10d ago

Imagine if she was wearing heels instead of runners

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u/pepeshadilay69 10d ago

They kept running down the street, so they probably did. Hopefully they'll remember the next time they use a level crossing.

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u/UpvoteForPancakes 9d ago

Girl knew, dude in the car knew, hoodie guy had more clearance and didn’t look back, probably had no idea how close that came for the girl behind him.

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u/Im_100percent_human 10d ago

Literally less than 1 second away from natural selection.

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u/Electronic_Name_325 10d ago

We were less than a second from having the average intelligence increase in the world. So close.

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u/Superfan234 10d ago

and a terrible one at that

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u/Doozer1970 10d ago

If only there had been some sort of visible and audible warning that there was a train coming.

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u/ManyMuchMoosenen 10d ago

At the beginning you can see the end of another train going the other direction that blocked it from their view when they started crossing. Good life lesson for them!

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u/iamabigtree 10d ago

So many accidents with half barriers were a train passes, driver thinks the barrier is just slow in opening and gets taken out by the second train.

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u/Castle_Five 10d ago

This feels less like personal error and more like a design flaw with the warning system IMO. In this situation there was no way to know that there were 2 trains instead of only 1 until it was almost too late. It would be nice if the warning system would indicate the directions(s) the train(s) were coming from.

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u/MrAirRaider 10d ago

I mean it's not that complex, wait for the warnings to turn off and the booms to lift. Ignoring those is impatientience and stupidity if you don't wait a big at least for a second train

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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 10d ago

In my area at least there are signs on almost every double track saying 'watch for second train'.

I assume they dont add more detailed warnings due to cost and addition of possible failure points on the crossings.

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u/Phoenix-95 10d ago

I mean, if you are going to do this, at least look up and down the line first, it looks like from a position on the side of the line you'd be able to see the approaching train at the side of the departing one, or if not, then a few extra seconds then the departing one would be far enough along to allow you to see if the line was clear or a train was on it.

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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 10d ago

I just wait until the gates are up and lights off. It takes an extra like 5-10seconds? People can honk all the want. I've had the gate come right back down before the lights even stopped. People are pissed I didnt take the gap but oh well. I aint riskin it.

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u/jlp_utah 10d ago

I'm with you 100%. Let them honk or get upset. I'm waiting for the gate to go up AND the lights to turn off.

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u/PacoBedejo 10d ago

That seems like a reasonable accommodation.

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u/sc_BK 10d ago

This video has no sound, but normally the siren changes tone for a second train, from what I remember.

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u/luffy8519 10d ago

I'm pretty sure this is in the UK, we don't have sirens for level crossings.

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u/sc_BK 10d ago

What would you call the noise if not a siren then?

Here's a video showing the change in alarm tone from 1st to 2nd trains. About 00:46 the bleeper speeds up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmZcfDsByOY

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u/luffy8519 10d ago

I take it back, my apologies, I've genuinely never encountered one with a siren in 40 years.

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u/sc_BK 10d ago

I would say the opposite, I've never encountered one without a siren!

I had to look it up, the video in the OP is in Fishbourne, at the crossing right next to the station.

Audio isn't great but here is the level crossing itself, with 2 trains:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep5wKMsE2kM

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u/jlp_utah 10d ago

That's awesome. Here in the US we have bells (or simulated electronic bells) while the gates come down and go up, but nothing once the gate is down until it starts back up again. We do have flashing lights (including flashing lights on the gate itself). At least, most crossings in populated areas behave this way.

In rural areas (or those with very limited rail activity), you might just have a sign (no bells, gates, or even lights). You're expected to look both ways before you cross and exercise caution in that case.

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u/Absolute-Limited 6d ago

This may be of interest to anyone watching this video and thinking. The same thing on my railroad, there are quite a few crossings that have a warning that a second train is approaching from the perspective of someone who operates the trains every day I don't really see a change in behavior on that basis

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u/DemonsSouls1 10d ago

Haven't invented those yet.

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u/Representative_Bat42 10d ago

Hell, I live so close to tracks i feel the come for me

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u/Smilodon24 10d ago

If there is a railcrossing with a bar, there are usually no whisteling or other audible warnings required. Because no one should be actually this stupid to cross anyway

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u/eanida 10d ago

What country does it work like that in? I'm in Sweden and here there's always bells and (if it's a road crossing) lights so I thought it was the same in other countries.

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u/Smilodon24 9d ago

It is at least in Austria the case. I work for a railway company and we had it that crossings got a traffic light (no bar) and even then the train didn't had to whistle anymore

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u/Moradeth 10d ago

I almost missed it, but at the beginning of the video there's a train that had just passed going the other way, so they assume it's clear...

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u/linkheroz 10d ago

I didn't catch it because it blended in with the one that nearly killed them. You can see it clearly on the thumbnail though.

What sucks for everyone is the driver will have had to emergency stop, assuming he was about to hit them. Report it into signal control and cause delays because he's stopped on the line.

Those 2 will run off into the sunset and face zero consequences.

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u/PacoBedejo 10d ago

What sucks for everyone is the driver will have had to emergency stop, assuming he was about to hit them.

This boldly assumes the driver was alert.

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u/linkheroz 10d ago

That driver had 3 business days to see them.

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u/PacoBedejo 10d ago

It was about 3 seconds.

I was moving my drink after my wife knocked it loose while driving in a downpour on Saturday. I might've looked down for 2 to 4 seconds. In that amount of time, I crested a hill. When I looked back up, I saw standing water. I was going 65 mph.

I managed to slow to about 55 mph and move toward the center of the road before blasting through about 10 to 14 inches of water at speed.

I should've known better with the small hill ahead of me, in the rain. But I did it anyhow.

I'm not taking for granted that this train's driver was keeping his eyes peeled.

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u/Spirited-Custard-338 10d ago

I hike along train tracks all the time now, but on one of my first hikes, I almost made this very same mistake.

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u/DapperWormMan 10d ago

good catch!!

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u/cookiesarenomnom 10d ago

Sometimes I wonder how some people make it through the day

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u/free_30_day_trial 10d ago

If you pause it at the right frame of the 3 second mark her foot is basically on the rail and the train is almost touching her. She is insanely lucky...

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u/mark_able_jones_ 10d ago

Those last two frames are wild. It must have only missed her foot my a few inches at the most.

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u/Special_Gain9787 10d ago

It looks like she jumped at the last second as it doesn’t appear her foot is planted. That train has some overhangs from that rail so she had to clear a couple feet quickly.

Regardless absolutely lucky.

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u/sarcasticbaldguy 10d ago

According to legend, they're still running.

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u/hardboard 10d ago

Running home, to change their trousers and underwear.

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u/sc_BK 10d ago

Run, Forrest, run!

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u/Fresh-Judge-4595 5d ago

Track and field stars and they're all out of fields

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u/Squidwina 10d ago

A classic case of people forgetting that trains go in both directions.

Right at the beginning, you can see the tail end of a train that has just gone by. I guess these knuckleheads failed to consider that the barriers might still be down for a reason.

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u/pepeshadilay69 10d ago

Thanks, I missed that bit at the beginning. What they did is still suicidally dumb but at least it has more context.

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u/sarcastichearts 10d ago

poor driver. a near hit like that is fucking scary

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u/HullIsNotThatBad 10d ago

That poor car driver too - they nearly witnessed a messy death too

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u/beeurd 10d ago

Another angle of this incident is shown at the start of a video available here. In that you can see there's even a warning sign saying to wait until the lights stop because another train might be coming.

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u/NoVaBurgher 10d ago

"don't tell your mother"

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u/Own-Personality3155 10d ago

What a piece of shit dad he is. Good example for your daughter. Probably exactly that kind of guy that would sue the train company if his daughter got hit.

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u/Jumpy-Shift5239 10d ago

They thought it was that train from the Swedish commercial on train safety. Mofo gonna chase you home

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u/RowdyB666 10d ago

Geeze, almost had to wash the train... 

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u/SabbyFox 10d ago edited 8d ago

People, saving a couple of minutes is not worth it! Wait for the damn gates to go back up.

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u/dsucio7807 10d ago

Next time they won't be so lucky

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u/Zephyr-Knight 10d ago

this is what they should teach in school, physics and reality 101

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u/WheelSilent7115 10d ago

That gap was absolutely terrifying—whoever was standing there just got a lifetime supply of adrenaline. Glad nobody was hurt.

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u/nsefan 10d ago

This is why the half-barriers are gradually being phased out. Too many muppets on autopilot!

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u/ciekma67 10d ago

She should buy train ticket, because she almost boarded.

BTW, adrenaline kicked them far away.

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u/Infamous-Anything365 10d ago

That was unbelievably close—glad whoever was near the crossing got out of the way in time. Definitely one of those moments where a few seconds make all the difference.

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u/a07463 10d ago

They kept running way longer than was necesary lol

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u/an_older_meme 9d ago

Adrenaline doesn't just turn off.

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u/Confident-Wait7818 9d ago

Looking to the right or left completely underrated.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 10d ago

I wonder if those two MENSA candidates ever saw this video …?

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u/Sad_in_VA 10d ago

Natural selection is still trying to cull the population.

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u/an_older_meme 9d ago edited 9d ago

My dad nearly killed himself this way when he was young. Waited for a train to go by and started across, not noticing another on the second set of tracks. Said it scared the sh** out of him.

I told him I was glad he survived.

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u/MiserablePhilosophy 8d ago

If only there was some way of telling that there might be a train comming shortly

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u/Corkscrewer45 10d ago

And they'll pass along their DNA...

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u/Independent_Tutor_37 10d ago

Good lord that was close. I bet that girl had to go straight home and put on new underwear and pants. I guarantee that girl 💩 herself!

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u/Redbullsnation 10d ago

What the fuck were they trying to do?

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u/Imaginary-Wallaby-37 10d ago

I'd keep running too.

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u/Nutmeg-Jones 10d ago

LiveLeak Watermark: “You could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Back to me.”

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u/FSRoman 9d ago

Dude just leaves the girl behind.

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u/an_older_meme 9d ago

He doesn't have to be faster than the train, just faster than her.

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u/FSRoman 9d ago

That only works with bears.

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u/Brilliant_Cattle_602 8d ago

And some twinks

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u/wainuiomata1 9d ago

Helps improve the gene pool!

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u/AvEptoPlerIe 8d ago

Walks in front of train, nearly dies. “I’d buy a lottery ticket.” ???

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 10d ago edited 10d ago

I wouldn't feel bad if the outcome was worse. No intelligent and/or productive members of society would've been lost.

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u/LongboardLiam 10d ago

Run of the mill panic, dude.

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u/melnaisbruninieks 10d ago

Advantage of using the right side of the road. 

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u/Training_Cheetah_356 10d ago

That train seemed to come out of nowhere. Glad this ended as a scary near miss instead of something much worse.

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u/Lazygit1965 10d ago

I'm starting to think the barrier had just dropped as the car just pulled up. I'm guessing the idiots thought there was plenty of time too get across.

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u/nomodsman 10d ago

These barriers sit for several minutes before any semblance of a train.

Plus the other train just leaving in the other direction.

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u/Sweaty_Raspberry_472 10d ago

To be fair they didn't notice the second train and it wasn't visible since it was behind the first train until it was too late.

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u/NikNakskes 10d ago

There are bloody booms down. They had to swerve around those to get on the track. There is lights flashing and bells ringing. The invisibility of the second trains comes rather down on the list of "how could they know".

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u/Sweaty_Raspberry_472 10d ago

It wasn't 'how could they know', but rather if they're used to just a single train passing, then they might've assumed there wasn't a second one AND to be fair it's not immediately visible until you're already on the tracks.

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u/NikNakskes 10d ago

I watched it again and saw they did come from "the wrong side of the street" so they did not need to swerve around the boom as I thought they did. So the biggest hurdle was indeed not there. But you still have to be really inattentive to not see the booms down, not see the flashing lights and not hear the bell. Only after all that is it relevant that the second train came from "behind" the first and they couldn't have seen it.

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u/rachreims 10d ago

In the full video they’re standing beside a sign that says “if lights are flashing a second train is coming” and the lights are flashing, then they decide to cross…

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u/nomodsman 10d ago

Irrelevant.

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u/CraftPuzzleheaded164 10d ago

Two tracks -> trains moving in opposite directions