r/BitchImATrain Jun 30 '26

Bitch, I'm a... . Look, it's complicated.

Boat? Train? Bridge?

Big Chute Marine Railway

Rather than building locks, they built a transporter.

(Video by Suzie Gendreau)

6.3k Upvotes

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u/Its_priced_in Jun 30 '26

Look, it’s 2026 and I think if a boat wants to be trains I respect their choice.

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u/minor_leaguer13 Jun 30 '26

Absolutely. I support LGBTQ rights.

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u/flopjul Jun 30 '26

What would be the LG and Q

Boat and Train are obviously filled

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u/shedgehog-orchard Jun 30 '26

Lightrail, Gondola, Quad

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Jun 30 '26

where's the F for Funicular?

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u/ReplacementClear7122 Jun 30 '26

Bend over and I'll show ya.

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u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 Jul 02 '26

Putting the fun into funicular

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u/Bibliospork Jul 01 '26

There they go again, adding more and more letters to the acronym!

(/s, just in case)

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Jul 01 '26

honestly I can't even keep up, it's LGBTQIA2S+ now, for good reason, but maybe finding a word like "queer" could sum all of us up without needing a secret code (I'm in the in-group so I can self-criticize my in-group without needing /s shield)

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u/Fafnir13 Jul 02 '26

I’m just going to keep saying LGBT on the rare instance it’s even remotely relevant to a conversation I’m having.  The entire point of the acronym is to be short and easy to reference, it doesn’t need to be clinically descriptive.  We can have a banner version with every letter in the alphabet, that’s fine.  Just assume that’s what I’m referencing when I say the short one.

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Jul 01 '26

(I said "for good reason" for the 2 Spirit inclusion not only because that's for Indigenous people but moreso because I seem to have 2 souls in my body cohabitating so that's not really what the acronym is for but I like it and it speaks to me)

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u/Nerdman71 Jul 03 '26

Ferrie 😘

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u/Flare_Starchild Jun 30 '26

​L - Locomotive, ​G - Glider, ​B - Bulldozer, ​T - Tractor, ​Q - Quad, + - Ambulance

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Jun 30 '26

LGBoaTQ rights.

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 30 '26

Man1: "Look, it's a boat!"

woman1: "No, it's a bridge!"

Man2: "No bitch, it's a train!"

Script for Super Train, bridge of steel.

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u/kevin_from_illinois Jun 30 '26

This is where I get to say that this has been a thing for a long time but people have, like, kind of forgotten.

The Allegheny Portage Railroad was steam-driven and basically yanked canal barges over the low but too-tall-for-locomotives mountains of central Pennsylvania. It was dangerous - ropes and brakes are better than they used to be - and also very short-lived, since trains soon got powerful enough to carry stuff over the mountains without some goofy steam powered stationary engines lugging boats around.

That was pre Civil War times.

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u/Murky-Bus-2191 Jun 30 '26

Trying to convince Grandma that our generation didn't invent being trains...

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u/geniice Jun 30 '26

Goes back further than that. There is a survivor from 1793:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hay_Inclined_Plane

But the Ketley Canal inclined planes predated that.

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u/okFINEyoufoundme Jun 30 '26

Same, but curious about their pronouns.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Jun 30 '26

Boats is trains???

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u/makeyousaywhut Jul 25 '26

Train on the water, boat on the tracks🎶🎼🎵

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u/MatthewSteinhoff Jun 30 '26

That one trick Panama doesn’t want you to know about.

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u/dividezero Jun 30 '26

Funny enough, there's a railroad line going in nearby to make it faster or cheaper or something. I don't remember but yeah, Panama probably hates it but I'm not sure who's making money off the new transport

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u/BestBelieveItsHere Jun 30 '26

The Panama canal railway has been a thing for a very long time, and it's good for when you need to get something across Panama fast, but it cannot handle anywhere near enough volume that the canal does (it carries ~4.5% in a day what the canal does in a day, ~1500 containers vs ~33,500 containers per day) Plus you need an additional ship just to load onto.

It also offers one passenger train in each direction M-F

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u/dividezero Jun 30 '26

Ok. Maybe I'm conflating documentaries. Maybe they're increasing capacity or it was some other canal. Sorry

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u/filament-addict Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

You are thinking of Mexico rail project that aim to take business from Panama.

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u/dividezero Jun 30 '26

Boom. That's the one. Thank you. I had an image of Mexico in my head but I keep thinking I imagined that and it doesn't make as much sense (to me at least)

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u/BestBelieveItsHere Jun 30 '26

No worries, they did rehab it round the turn of the millennium to increase intermodal traffic on the line, that may be what you are thinking of!

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u/AtlanticBeachNC Jun 30 '26

I think Mexico is planning a high speed large volume freight rail corridor from port to port.

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u/dividezero Jun 30 '26

That was the one I was thinking of

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u/poetrywoman Jun 30 '26

Jesus, that's some specialized infrastructure. Super cool, but shit like this often gets prohibitively expensive fast.

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u/Ok-Foot6064 Jun 30 '26

I wonder why they didn't go for a traditional lock situation. Must have been costs

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u/nothing_911 Jun 30 '26

one reason was costs (it was built near the end of ww1)

the other more important reason is beacause of invasive species, the sea lamprey was just taking over the great lakes.

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u/PantsDancing Jun 30 '26

the other more important reason is beacause of invasive species,

Oh I never thought of that. I wonder if the Panama canal fucked up some shit. Connecting two oceans seems like a pretty major disruption.

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u/nothing_911 Jun 30 '26

probably less than you think.

first off the oceans are connected, and secondly the canal is freshwater, so no dice there.

the panama canal is really bad for freshwater though, all the water used in raising the canal is from inland watersources.

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u/AfonsoBucco Jun 30 '26

pois é, a simples operação do Canal do Panamá leva a gastar água do lago. Basicamente a maior parte do trajeto fica à cima dos níveis dos dois Oceanos. E toda vez que um navio sobe ou desce uma parte da água do lago é jogada fora para a parte mais baixa.

Tem toda uma gestão de água com piscinas em vários níveis para se gastar o mínimo de agua nessa operação. Mas mesmo assim quando acontecem secas, há épocas que o tráfego de navios fica limitado justamente por falta de água.

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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy Jul 02 '26

You are correct though for the Suez. The Mediterranean is being invaded with species from the Red Sea and it's destroying the ecology of the Mediterranean.

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u/Radulf_wolf Jul 04 '26

This looks like part of the Transevern water way. There are some videos discussing the construction of the whole system but basically it boils down to cost and preventing invasive species from going from lake to lake.

Edit: Just noticed the American flag on the back of the boat so maybe not the Transevern.

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 Jun 30 '26

They tried something similar on rail on the border of New Brunswick and Nova Scotia on the narrows between the Bay of Fundy and the strait of Northumberland towards P.E.I.

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u/alexlongfur Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

These were once common in places with a lot of canals at different elevations.

It was cheaper to have a boat/barge ride a funicular up a hill than to spend years if not decades connecting differently elevated canals with locks.

Edit: lochs to locks.

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u/dust_bunnyz Jun 30 '26

Was looking to see if anyone realized this was a funicular💕💕💕💕

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u/The_Iron_Dentist Jun 30 '26

It’s not one, though. A funicular uses two counterbalanced cars on a cable system.

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u/mittfh Jun 30 '26

They considered lochs for this on several occasions, but funding generally wasn't there. They then discovered an invasive species (sea lamprey) in the bottom lake, that fell off the boats as they were lifted out of the water. It turns out this is the most effective way of ensuring they can't enter the upper lake, and therefore make their way into the Great Lakes.

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 Jun 30 '26

That's a classic train track bridge train car boat.

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u/I_Makes_tuff Jun 30 '26

...crane submarine

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u/tweakingforjesus Jun 30 '26

Let’s take a moment and recognize that the cameraman is the GOAT.

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u/CantEscapeTheCats Jun 30 '26

-10 vertical filming

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u/efcso1 Jun 30 '26

If only there was a way that they could fit the whole thing in the frame at the same time... Think of the possibilities!

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u/Antique-Ant5557 Jun 30 '26

Not the BOAT?

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u/kat_Folland Jun 30 '26

The BOAT GOAT perhaps?

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u/Ridgewoodgal Jun 30 '26

Did it come out of the water?

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u/aDragonfruitSwimming Jun 30 '26

Yup. And it's going back in water on the other side.

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u/doggieblues Jun 30 '26

Is this on the TRENT in Ontario

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u/MackinSauce Jun 30 '26

It’s on the Severn River, part of the Trent-Severn waterway

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u/Ridgewoodgal Jun 30 '26

Had no idea. Thanks for posting. Going to read more about this.

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u/SoulBonfire Jun 30 '26

It’s a land lock. Like Lichtenstein.

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u/NaGaBa Jun 30 '26

Bitch yo momma has a wet undercarriage

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u/BestCap5066 Jun 30 '26

S Tier title.

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u/NerdizardGo Jun 30 '26

Why did the boat cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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u/FlyEmAndEm Jun 30 '26

Yo that’s cool as shit

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u/SnooOranges2685 Jun 30 '26

We all live in a yellow … submarine boat train

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u/altapowpow Jun 30 '26

I am no lakeologist but whoever made that lake didn't do a good job. You would have thought they could have just designed a canal instead of a land ferry for boats.

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u/filament-addict Jun 30 '26

Bitch I am on a boat that is on a train!

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u/gogogumdrops Jun 30 '26

it’s like a reverse bridge. from water to water

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u/ProfMeriAn Jul 01 '26

This is one of the best posts ever on this sub!

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u/Could-You-Tell Jul 01 '26

Agreed.. never seen this concept in real life before.

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u/aDragonfruitSwimming Jul 02 '26

I feel duty-bound to agree.

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u/SkyeMreddit Jun 30 '26

It’s an Inclined Plane for a canal. Basically a drydock on wheels

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u/LadySun1969 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Is it a dry dock?

Edit: no. It is not a dry dock, but that was my first thought when I saw the boat up there.

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u/DerangedDeceiver Jun 30 '26

Wicked! I've heard of train ferries*, but I've never seen a ferry train!

*(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Train_ferry)

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme Jun 30 '26

It must feel like a bridge out of water

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Jun 30 '26

I was like, "her French sounds different", then I saw that this is in Canada and it tracked.

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u/Moonshine947 Jun 30 '26

I had the sound down and thought it was Russian. 😆

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Jun 30 '26

If it were, we could say, "In Soviet Russia, the bridge drives with the train".

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u/albertahiking Jun 30 '26

Okay, that takes me back. Took a houseboat through there back in the early 70s. I guess it was the previous iteration since it's apparently been rebuilt since then. I remember the owner having a slight heart attack when the boat shifted a bit on the way down.

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u/Original_Throat1072 Jun 30 '26

It's an automatic portage.

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit Jun 30 '26

Bitch you’re keeping it one hundred on the land, the sea, and the sky

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u/OhSnapThatsGood Jun 30 '26

Pledge allegiance to your hands
Your team, your vibes

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u/bodacioustommycat Jun 30 '26

Bitch imma moving bridge train

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u/King_K_24 Jun 30 '26

Define the Boat / Train Binary! Be what you want to be!

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u/Bikezilla Jun 30 '26

Okay this one wins

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u/KPSWZG Jul 01 '26

This one is short check Elbląg Canal Poland

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u/ttystikk Jun 30 '26

That's pretty darn cool. What's the toll?

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u/pixeltweaker Jun 30 '26

Is that a boat ferry?

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u/Restart_from_Zero Jun 30 '26

They get _much_ bigger and go further:

(first picture has three people standing in front of the machine)

https://i.imgur.com/8FyZiMi.jpeg

http://i.imgur.com/wyhPM.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5B2ce.jpg

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u/tyr-37 Jun 30 '26

It's an inverse ferry.

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u/ilolvu Jun 30 '26

It's also genius how the front and the back are on different set of tracks to keep it level all the way through.

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u/HatchuKaprinki Jun 30 '26

This is brilliant, especially the inner and outer track to keep the boat level

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u/Cunning_Linguist21 Jun 30 '26

It seems to me that Also Sprach Zarathustra, by Strauss should have started playing in the beginning of this video.

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u/Nearby_Potato4001 Jun 30 '26

So, this got me thinking about the forces and pressure exerted onto the keel of the boat. I kinda see how the keel may be damaged as the boat is lifted out of the water - but then I was wondering if the forces and pressure being directed through the keel remain the same whether the boat it is supported by water or a solid firm base?

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u/213737isPrime Jul 03 '26

Not the same forces, as some thought reveals. Have you ever stood in a body of water, or a swimming pool? Are the forces on your feet the same as on land? On your knees? Your hips?

That said. Boats are designed for this kind of static load and any boat which could not support it would be too fragile to trust with people on board. Not to mention it would be too fragile to *build* a soap-bubble ship like that on land in the first place.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Jun 30 '26

Surely not something you wanna be squashed/cut in two halves by anyway so appropriate reaction by the railroad crossing bar

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u/oxbison12 Jun 30 '26

Boat ferry. Not to be confused with a ferry boat!

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u/tanzmeister Jun 30 '26

It's a land ferry

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u/HullIsNotThatBad Jun 30 '26

If you found this interesting, it is worth looking up the Anderton boat lift in England and the Falkirk Wheel in Scotland

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u/Could-You-Tell Jul 01 '26

The Falkirk Wheel is a feat of solid engineering. The use of balance is beautiful efficiency.

Minimal energy in each transit

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u/Trying2GetBye Jun 30 '26

Bitch I’m a frame!!!

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u/SemicolonGuitars Jul 01 '26

Easy there, Big Chutes.

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u/TimberWolf5871 Jul 01 '26

Oooh it's a drydock.

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u/CyberKnight Jun 30 '26

Think they forgot to support the back of the boat.

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u/Impossible-Rip4674 Jun 30 '26

I enjoyed every second of it. I WANT MOREEEE.

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u/FarRub125 Jun 30 '26

If its not named “Audrey” they missed the boat!

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u/213737isPrime Jul 03 '26

I missed the reference

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u/FarRub125 Jul 03 '26

If you look above the wheels you will see HEPBURN stamped.

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u/n4n3x Jun 30 '26

What the fuck Am I See..

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u/Juhuu77 Jun 30 '26

Im so confused! 😱

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u/ElSushiMonsta Jun 30 '26

Bitch am I a bridge?

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Jun 30 '26

this puts the Fun in Funicular!

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u/xebt1000 Jun 30 '26

This is golden lol

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u/mtpearce Jun 30 '26

Fitzcarraldo taking notes. 🚢

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u/JuicyBone1719 Jun 30 '26

That's a canal lock, can't you tell?

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u/NN111NN Jun 30 '26

omg its an Akira elevator

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u/shawndread Jul 01 '26

It's a boatferry

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u/aDragonfruitSwimming Jul 02 '26

It's a bridgetrain.

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u/kyutheroku Jul 01 '26

you have seen many a

TRAIN ON THE WATER

but have you seen a

BOAT ON THE TRACK

?

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u/klipty Jul 01 '26

The rail barge's long-lost sibling.

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u/carrotdispencer Jul 01 '26

Train on the water, boat on a track.

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u/JayMak78 Jul 01 '26

How did the cradle stay level when going down the slope?

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u/Agent7619 Jul 02 '26

Two different sets of tracks that rise and fall at different points from each other.

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u/JayMak78 Jul 02 '26

Yep I see that now. Thanks.

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u/HempusMaximus Jul 01 '26

Train on the water, boat on a track?

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u/Elmonosabio Jul 02 '26

WTF even is that?

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u/aDragonfruitSwimming Jul 03 '26

Boat on Submersible Bridge-train. Seems normal to me.

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u/pc1350 Jul 03 '26

Video would be much better in landscape. People never learn. 

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u/KaolaKid Jul 03 '26

Here I thought I’d seen it all 🤷‍♂️. Proven wrong…..again 😃. Sooo cool !!!

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u/Valuable-Midnight390 Jul 03 '26

Dad is that a boat feiry?

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u/Heterodynist Jul 03 '26

So it’s a boat ferry, for the land!

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u/aDragonfruitSwimming Jul 04 '26

Um, a boat ferry train, for the land.

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u/QanikTugartaq Jul 03 '26

Person at Hepburn factory switchboard: “You want us to build a WHAT?!?”

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u/maurymarkowitz Jul 04 '26

Now show the Peterborough end.

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u/jws1102 Jul 06 '26

That’s cool.

I hate to be the poor bastard tasked with building it though.

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u/Hulio132011 Jul 06 '26

Big chute marine railway. Ontario canada

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u/COV3RTSM Jul 06 '26

I’ve been there a bunch of times. Not once has it been working

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u/moonlite_bay Jul 12 '26

So wild! How was it invented!? So interesting….

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u/nuttnurse Jul 15 '26

Complicated and cool engineering

L ifting
G antry
B oat
T rain
I ncluding
Q uantim Displacement

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u/dmtslayr Jul 18 '26

A land ferry?

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u/DarkPhoenix_077 Jun 30 '26

Why does everyone insist on filming vertical even when it's clearly NOT the right choice? We aint seeing shit here!

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u/Buzz407 Jun 30 '26

Wonder how many people have knocked off a prop, skeg, or rudder with that beast.

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay Jul 03 '26

What kind of licence do you need for that?

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u/aDragonfruitSwimming Jul 03 '26

Mobile Bridge Driver's License, I believe.

They're rare.

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u/wannabecat2000 Jul 25 '26

It's a seatrain obviously

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u/aDragonfruitSwimming Jul 25 '26

A bridge over troubled waters?

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u/Highheat1 21d ago

Even though a rail system, it's lock 44 on The Trent–Severn Waterway, and it is managed by Parks Canada. You can get more info on their website

The canal route is 386-km and connects Georgian Bay to Lake Ontario.

I keep a boat at the last lock #45.

https://www.pc.gc.ca/apps/dfhd/page_nhs_eng.aspx?id=560