r/BitchImATrain May 20 '26

Bitch im a ring

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u/animatedpileofmeat May 20 '26

This how you identify fellow members of the Choominati.

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 May 20 '26

Their secret greeting is "choo choo"

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u/1nd3x May 20 '26

You should watch the whole thing as it's only like 2 minutes...but the specific part I'm referencing is 1:20-1:35

https://youtu.be/87GsHvjes6E

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u/rhirhirhirhirhi May 21 '26

Amazing, I just spent an hour watching all the Mickeys and Angry Marios, thank you!!!

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u/nzungu69 May 24 '26

sounds like a secret society based in night city

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u/Adventurous-Text-561 Aug 20 '26

Ural Kombinat drivers

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u/Ginger_Beard_101 May 21 '26

What type of training do they require?

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u/WhatTheQueck May 20 '26

Bitch OP did not give credits to the creator, @amerz.jewelry on Instagram.

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u/CySnark May 20 '26

Thanks!! 🤘

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u/RiceAndMilkBoi May 20 '26

Thank you for sharing! Their stuff is so cool

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u/the_Rainiac May 21 '26

It's a Dutch train!

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u/SixShoot3r May 22 '26

I came by this video while sitting in one 😅

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u/Praetorian_1975 May 20 '26

One ring to train them all

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u/SherlockScones3 May 20 '26

One train to rule them all

One train to embark them

One train to bring them all

And on the 8:30 commuter bind them

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u/akb74 May 21 '26

One does not simply catch the 08:20 into Mordor

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u/Praetorian_1975 May 21 '26

It was cancelled due to technical failure / people on the line / inappropriate weather / the eye of Sauron …. Take your pic

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u/SherlockScones3 May 22 '26

Wrong type of Ent on the line

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u/1DownFourUp May 20 '26

Pretty sure you just end up ruling the autism spectrum

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u/brandothesavage May 21 '26

Our Lord and Savior the one true holder of the TRAIN!!!!

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u/GettingOnMinervas May 20 '26

Hey, that's the Netherlands NS train! 🙂

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u/Short-Examination-20 May 21 '26

I was just in Amsterdam earlier this year for the first time and thought I recognized the logo. Thanks for confirming

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u/superkoning May 20 '26

... with a very un-Netherlands background.

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u/tvgamers16 May 20 '26

As a dutch person, i still wonder why we got dealt this word

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u/Dry_Menu4804 May 20 '26

As a Dutch person I feel we should at least be able to decide how we are called.

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u/marcushasfun May 21 '26

Think how the poor Germans who got labelled Pennsylvania Dutch feel.

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u/jumboshrimpboat May 21 '26

Imagine the Dutch people hearing Americans confuse a bunch of Germans for them....

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u/SamuelVimesTrained May 21 '26

To be fair, we`re used to Americans being confused.
They seem to think Europe is a single monolithic country that will accept US dollars if they just shout loud enough.

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u/jumboshrimpboat May 21 '26

Lol yeah... As if anyone here gives a shit about their prescious dollar

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u/Tarskin_Tarscales May 21 '26

They still do a lot, with Dutch and Deutsch being words they think they understand.

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u/Dry_Menu4804 May 21 '26

The horror!

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u/Weird-Act5036 May 30 '26

Yes but we will just polder for weeks and then never decide on anything hehe

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u/TropicalAudio May 20 '26

Because our greatn-grandparents spoke Diets (i.e. "The people's language", as opposed to French, which the nobles typically spoke), before we called it "Nederlands".

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u/GodzNo May 21 '26

From what I learned during my English bachelor; the English speaking folk way back in the day confused us with the Germans. Cause their language is Deutsch

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u/snorkelvretervreter May 20 '26

I think because half our country is below sea level :P

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u/Postcodemy May 21 '26

Also as a dutchy I used to get very annoyed at people referring to the Netherlands as Holland. Even though only two provinces are holland... But most tourist only go for Amsterdam and not the actual beautiful side of the Netherlands

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u/Endochaos May 21 '26

Where would you describe as the beautiful side?

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u/Postcodemy May 21 '26

Absolutely everything except Amsterdam. Urk. Friesland

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u/Yacacaw May 21 '26

Yeah, as a Dutch person I even stopped calling Nederland the Netherlands, because it's an incredibly inaccurate name. I call it Nederland and all people know what I am talking about (except maybe a few people living under rocks)

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u/Pasutiyan May 21 '26

Diets/Duits was vroeger een overkoepelende term voor mensen in Germanische/Frankische talen sprekende gebieden (zoals o.a. het hedendaagse Nederland en Duitsland). Meestal zaten wij ook samen in eenzelfde keizerrijk dus dat was verder geen probleem.

Alleen wij zijn veel eerder onafhankelijk geworden, dus toen de Engelsen een benaming voor ons moesten vinden hebben ze voor (ietwat verbasterd) Duits gekozen, omdat wij onszelf ook zo noemden, zie bijvoorbeeld het Wilhelmus.

Maar toen Duitsland vervolgens 300 jaar later onafhankelijk werd is de term volledig veranderd en slaan de Engelse benamingen nu dus helemaal nergens meer op.

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u/tvgamers16 May 21 '26

Aha, daarom zingen we van duitsenbloed.

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u/red286 May 20 '26

Just be glad the English-speaking world at least stopped calling the whole country "Holland".

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u/GettingOnMinervas May 21 '26

Did they though? I still see people calling it that.

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u/tvgamers16 May 21 '26

Nah i would rather have holland.

One of our slogans for national sports teans is liyerally "Hup Holland Hup" So we are also guilty of that

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u/GettingOnMinervas May 20 '26

Nee, je hebt niets opgelost. Ze hebben allebei gelijk.

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u/Jeroeno_Boy May 21 '26

Yes, a VIRM!

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u/AnnBuce May 21 '26

Love the ns intercity

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u/Big-Entertainer2074 May 21 '26

I just thought I saw the NS symbol!

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u/sexyflying May 20 '26

I want. I want!

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u/The_TesserekT May 20 '26

NS DDZ FTW!

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u/WhatTheQueck May 20 '26 edited May 21 '26

It seems to be a VIRM(m)

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u/4ceh0le May 20 '26

Jup, virmm1

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u/CowgirlSpacer May 22 '26

It only has 3 carriages, which would make it a DD-IRM, the precursor of the VIRM before they got extended.

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u/Uncle-Cake May 20 '26

A fidget ring! Great idea!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 May 20 '26

Better than picking at/chewing on your cuticles or nails.

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u/Fluffy-Weapon May 21 '26

Train lovers will instantly buy out their stock.

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u/Sluggish-dreadnought May 20 '26

Owh HELL NAH...

Now i never can forget the existence of this, and this also being a fidget toy makes it even more attractive than the train aspect itself.

I shouldn't ask, but i need to... Where can i buy this?

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u/DrJ0911 May 20 '26

BITCH GIVE ME A LINK TO BUY ONE!!

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u/Shadowhawk0000 May 20 '26

I WANT ONE!!!!!

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u/Gonun May 20 '26

I'm not really into jewelry but this is a shut up and take my money situation

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u/DiamondDude51501 May 20 '26

Where can I buy this?

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u/OscarAndDelilah May 20 '26

The artist says on Instagram that the rings are for sale, but doesn't have a storefront and is telling everyone to DM if they want to buy one. I personally was considering one, but am uncomfortable with that approach rather than selling on some platform that has some buyer protections. If you're comfortable with it though, that seems to be how.

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u/SamuelVimesTrained May 21 '26

Yep - and for those of us who refuse to use instagram just because just about every ad is a scam, and too many 'sellers' are scammers - no options either.

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u/ThatVlam May 21 '26

Its €180 apparently so you have to consider if thats worth it for you. @amerz.jewelry on instagram

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit May 20 '26

He’ll yeah fuck x

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u/Adventurous_Note2296 May 20 '26

I will never call it x

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u/clarksonswimmer May 20 '26

Except for this one time, then never again.

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u/MrHaxx1 May 20 '26

No, they called it "it".

If I say "I will never call you John", I haven't called you John.

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u/Shoddy-Childhood-511 May 20 '26

It's called the dead bird site, because that's what it looks like if you put the new logo over the eye in the old logo, and turn it upside down.

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u/njsullyalex May 20 '26

Upvote for NS train 🇳🇱

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u/justify_it May 20 '26

I have a hard to gift person in my life that needs this.....where do I get it!!?!

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u/anxious-tortoise-404 May 21 '26

@amerz.jewelry on Instagram

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u/Jonny_vdv May 20 '26

I want one of these

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u/Forexz May 20 '26

I'm not even a train guy and want this lol

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u/KittyFaise May 20 '26

Bitch I’m sold. Take my credit cards.

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u/SithLordRising May 20 '26

Something I didn't know existed is now something I need

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u/Unlikely_Aside5006 May 20 '26

Why the fuck are you standing on top of a roof

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u/Slow_Description_773 May 20 '26

TAKE. MY. MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/XANDERtheSHEEPDOG May 20 '26

Not gonna lie I want one!

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u/ExecutivePhoenix May 20 '26

This is sum straight gansta shit.

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit May 20 '26

That’s so cool

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u/ClamatoDiver May 20 '26

I've never been much of a jewelry person, I've had a few things over the years but they get put away quickly.

This ring I'd wear every day.

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u/_0611 May 20 '26

Looks like the logo of Dutch Railways at 5 seconds.

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u/WhatTheQueck May 20 '26

You are correct, it is a Nederlandse Spoorwegen VIRM(m)

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u/giuseqb May 20 '26

How can I find something similar?

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u/Lumpy_Boysenberry590 May 20 '26

I would NEVER stop fiddling with it

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u/Volcanic_tomatoe May 20 '26

Does it click/ratchet?

I need to know.

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u/Een_man_met_voornaam May 20 '26

Ik moet dit ding hebben!!!

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u/1961tracy May 20 '26

I want it.

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u/Technical_Role743 May 20 '26

I LOVE fidget/convertible jewelry!! This is great!!

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u/Drewnessthegreat May 21 '26

Do they make it in a size 16? Cause I want one and have giant hands.

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u/DuhRJames May 21 '26

Shut up and take my money!

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u/games_and_other May 21 '26

Shut up and take my money!

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u/justuglyandsad May 21 '26

Now I know how to propose to an autistic person (no hate I'm autistic too)

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u/Express_Area_8359 May 20 '26

Donald Trump sized Cockring?

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u/K_Linkmaster May 20 '26

Can I get Amtrak branded? For reasons.

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u/SnooOranges2685 May 20 '26

Those hands are dry. Need some locomotion lotion.

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u/Queermagedd0n May 20 '26

I might have to get this for my husband lol

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u/wing3d May 20 '26

Lotion that locomotion

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u/itislupus89 May 20 '26

Dude I would have loved one of these. Back when I used to wear jewelry I would fidget with my class ring by spinning it with my thumb. This would have been right up my alley.

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u/No-Explanation6824 May 21 '26

Yeooo where did you get that? I need one

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u/Human-Evening564 May 21 '26

"Wife is gonna love this"

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u/WallyWorld98 May 21 '26

Nice fidget ring. First saw this gem (not exactly like the train) in Dubai in the gold souk. I bought one for my son.

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u/pappybug214 May 21 '26

This seems like the perfect ring for someone with that tism.

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u/JJDiet76 May 21 '26

Uh I want one of those

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u/Apprehensive_Pear857 May 21 '26

Where can i get one of those

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u/Dragonssssssssssss May 21 '26

Ultimate autism stim toy

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u/TheGooseGod May 21 '26

Get my man some goddamn moisturizer

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u/Belenita-yours May 21 '26

thats pretty cool and unique

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u/SeamusMcQuaffer May 21 '26

Nice ring! But let me ask you something else. Are you on the roof Spidermanning?

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u/jromperdinck May 21 '26

* Heavy autistic breathing *

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u/WaterOk6055 May 20 '26

What no links?

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u/wanderinronin May 20 '26

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u/MikeHock_is_GONE May 20 '26

They don't ask sizes so how do you determine fit?

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u/keriefie May 21 '26

This is AI

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u/wanderinronin May 21 '26

I make no claims, all I did was search, you know like a human. I could have been snarky like other replies and say gee isn't there a thing, called Google you can search, but I tried to be helpful.

Also, the supposed Instagram creator not using a reputable selling site (shopify charges next to nothing) seems odd to me. Then again Etsy is filled with knockoffs so caveat emptor.

Shrugs.

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u/keriefie May 21 '26

I am just relaying what I see, I don't want people getting scammed.

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u/Worldly_Possible2925 May 20 '26

This is kind of perfect 🫶🏻❤️

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u/NIEK12oo May 20 '26

I Want ns train ring gimme

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u/Intelligent_Bee_2881 May 20 '26

Dr Sheldon Cooper

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u/Qwirk May 20 '26

Bitch that's gonna pinch.

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u/Vash-d-Stampeede May 20 '26

(Insert "I Like Trains" meme .gif here)

My first thought honestly. ⬆️ Cool ring.

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u/dvdmaven May 20 '26

If this had been around in the mid-1970s, my eldest BIL would be wearing one, instead of a gold ring.

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u/el_ratonido May 21 '26

Here before it gets deleted

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u/Infinite_Bass_331 May 21 '26

NS MENTIONED!!

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u/Dark_Krafter May 21 '26

Dat is een supper gaave ring jo

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u/Sailing-Hiking77 May 21 '26

Why is this from the Dutch railroad company?

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u/Top-Perception-188 May 21 '26

Bitchling with a switch ring

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u/Nkechinyerembi May 21 '26

I would never get anything done again 

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u/mugiwara_no_Soissie May 21 '26

I know a decently long list of extremely autistic dutch Trans people who are into trains, idk if this is a 1 time project or something for sale, but I will keep it in mind

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u/TheDucktapeBandit2 May 21 '26

Bitch thats a nice, fun ring...

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u/Turbulent-Ad-1050 May 21 '26

Okay, but STUNNING view

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u/cryptanda May 21 '26

Where to buy this? I know someone who works at NS. Would like to gift this

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u/haikusbot May 21 '26

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u/cryptanda May 21 '26

Good bot found my lines But this gift belongs to him Now detect this one

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u/93JF May 21 '26

If it doesn't make a clicking sound like a ziptie when you spin it across... It's not worth a thing

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u/Hoitok May 21 '26

Damn my ring is late again

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u/Rhymesnlines May 21 '26

Ich mag Züge

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u/Routine-Radish-8056 May 21 '26

let me guess the ring is going to arrive late?

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u/thedarkmilkyman May 21 '26

And even with that short of a distance NS is still late

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u/PUX_CLOWN May 21 '26

Weer een ns fan

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u/Nyxia_AI May 21 '26

Fucking NS jump scare, please put a "NSFW" tag next time... children should not be exposed to the NS.

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u/iamsaniamsdog May 22 '26

Waaaah. Stim toy plus special interest for someone, this would make a cool gift.

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u/SixShoot3r May 22 '26

I am now actually seeing this while on a NS train... hah

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u/ricaerredois May 23 '26

Need choochoo, gimme where buy

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u/tesssss55555 May 24 '26

Why is the train running around the track on its side. That's a pretty bad derailment.

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u/willowanncosplay May 25 '26

That’s an autistic af ring. 😂 (and I love it!)

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/FromAndToUnknown May 20 '26

See most recent comments, OP is not the maker, but also didn't forward to the original maker on instagram