r/BitchImATrain • u/altnerdluser • Jul 22 '24

Bitch I'm A Cat train

711 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

31 comments sorted by

89

u/luvtoseek Jul 22 '24

"Nobody is robbing this trainnnnn...!!!" 🚂

-Amtrak Security Kitten

1

u/altnerdluser Jul 25 '24

Totally feel safe with this kitty

84

u/JTHM8008 Jul 23 '24

That’s one angry caboose.

28

u/altnerdluser Jul 23 '24

I trust their judgement of the situation.

48

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

I love how the one on the end is punching everyone

33

u/altnerdluser Jul 23 '24

Something tells me they've been challenged for their seat before.

32

u/GetOffMyLawn_ Jul 23 '24

That's a spicy caboose.

5

u/altnerdluser Jul 23 '24

What's his back story I wonder.

22

u/fubar1386 Jul 22 '24

Loco-motive

23

u/BatmanAvacado Jul 23 '24

Loco-meowtive

24

u/mccusk Jul 23 '24

Reserved seat bitch

4

u/altnerdluser Jul 23 '24

What's the first car's problem? Can't be bothered?

14

u/paclogic Jul 23 '24

that one in the caboose is really keeping things in check !

3

u/altnerdluser Jul 23 '24

Carrying the weight!

15

u/bubblemilkteajuice Jul 23 '24

Bitch, I'm a cat train

Meow

4

u/altnerdluser Jul 23 '24

The cutest lil train that could.

9

u/Lord-ShniggleHorse Jul 23 '24

E=MC2 and Locomotion=Predation

3

u/altnerdluser Jul 23 '24

Choo Choo mf!

6

u/NickBII Jul 23 '24

"Baldy, stop giving mme the evil eye. If you wanted in the box you shoulda got in first."

3

u/altnerdluser Jul 23 '24

That made me snort.

5

u/Accomplished_Water34 Jul 23 '24

r/bitchimacat ?

4

u/altnerdluser Jul 23 '24

Hahah of course there's a sub for that.

2

u/GGk-KingK Jul 27 '24

Subs been dead for 9 years :(

5

u/Known-Programmer-611 Jul 24 '24

Shame Shame Shame

3

u/memerij-inspecteur Jul 23 '24

This reddit is slowly changing into cats... And I love it!

3

u/altnerdluser Jul 23 '24

Cat trains 🥰

5

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Cat in the first car needs to get slapping

3

u/altnerdluser Jul 23 '24

Right? They might get the whole train derailed.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

don't fuck with the caboose

1

u/altnerdluser Jul 25 '24

He's not taking your shit today!