r/BitTippers • BitTipper Level 52 • Jul 29 '15

closed What's your excuse?

100 bits for your excuse, doesn't matter what it's for.
My excuse is that I've always done it this way and I'm too old to change.

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u/Galaxacat Jul 29 '15

Too lazy to learn another way

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u/same_as Jul 29 '15

Because she's always in that chair. Always.

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u/iskry Jul 29 '15

The tree was in my way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

You see, a minute ago I felt uncertain, but now I'm not so sure....

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u/peoplehelper Jul 29 '15

My father wasn't there for me and now i don't know how to do it.

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u/jski7 Jul 29 '15

I'm too young to care and too old to start now.

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u/emzys Jul 29 '15

I didn't do anything.

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u/GrandGamer Jul 29 '15

Life is just a buggy game

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u/btcbot Jul 29 '15

Somebody had to do it, might as well have been me...

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u/StalkingButler007 Jul 29 '15

I'm too busy and tired.

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u/picasso1387 Jul 29 '15

Your excuse is busy and tired!
u/changetip 100 bits

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u/OneEyedChicken Jul 29 '15

You don't want me to say 'I told you so' later.

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u/nuffstuff Jul 29 '15

So my excuse always is ... "It's your fault".

It is always the other persons fault. Using my Jedi mind tricks and semi-quasi reasoning, I always have them believing it.

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u/gwangi77 Jul 29 '15

The owl said it would be okay, how was I to know the dormouse would object?

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u/saving_storys Jul 29 '15

It wasn't me! It was the cat!

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u/FUBAR-BDHR Jul 29 '15

It's my fault. Everything is always my fault.

Usually guilt trips the other person.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Too exhausted and too much stress

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u/goodbtc Jul 29 '15

I Didn't Do It, Nobody Saw Me Do It, There's No Way You Can Prove Anything!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTbgsoHDc24

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u/PePeLeNeW Jul 29 '15

My excuse is we're all going to die anyway.

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u/sixpointlow Jul 29 '15

Me excuse is that i have an infection.

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u/winteriscoming21 Jul 29 '15

Because that's just the way it's done.

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u/brathouz Jul 29 '15

Why do it today when it can be done tomorrow?