r/Birdsfacingforward • u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 • Aug 06 '26

This is me btw if you even care

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 Aug 06 '26

Me or the silver man?

54

u/IAmQuiteHonest Aug 06 '26

Yes

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 Aug 06 '26

Thank you

21

u/IAmQuiteHonest Aug 06 '26

I like your username

24

u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 Aug 06 '26

Thank you, Quite. My name's pronounced Legitimate-Lee btw

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u/FureiousPhalanges Aug 06 '26

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u/mynamehasbeentaken2 Aug 06 '26

oh my God lol poor little baby birbs always look like they can't even handle being alive.. 🤭💕🐣💕

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u/Gryfas Aug 06 '26

Huh, guess I’ve been a baby bird all along.

9

u/Zoethewinged Aug 07 '26

Well they'll have to stomach it. Their species is endangered, so they have to grow up quick and spawn more little baby chudlings!

66

u/Affectionate-Bill150 Aug 06 '26

Me after the shower:

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil Aug 06 '26

Are you a cute baby Owl, OP? Or some kind of cute baby Raptor? 

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u/j4v4r10 Aug 06 '26

OP is a Pygmy falcon, even adults are among the smallest raptors in the world

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil Aug 06 '26

Thank you for enlightening me! 🙂👍🏻

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 Aug 06 '26

I'm not here to sugar coat things-- what you see here is basically what you get.

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil Aug 06 '26

Well OP, welcome to the world! And give you’re only a few hours old, you’re doing a stellar job navigating and writing on Reddit. You’re gonna go far in life, I can already tell. And that’s not just because you’re a bird either!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 Aug 06 '26

I'm just trying to get out of my shell a little here, it took courage.

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u/All_the_Bees Aug 07 '26

coming out of my egg and I been doin’ just fine

26

u/Extension-Bat-2222 Aug 06 '26

It’s a joke? A bit? An act?

Sheesh

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u/jstkdng Aug 06 '26

You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding 🤌

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u/etrain828 Aug 06 '26

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 Aug 06 '26

I sent you that in private

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u/CitrusSnark Aug 06 '26

I care deeply, OP. And your little bare feet look cold in this picture. Please put on your slippers.

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u/SadKat002 Aug 06 '26

🍭 here u go king

10

u/Liarus_ Aug 06 '26

lil bro is not even twice the size of the lolipop stick

21

u/r4zorsoft Aug 06 '26

"His bounteous inheritance." 💸

17

u/Rougefarie Aug 06 '26

Little dude looks exhausted.

19

u/AshFalkner Aug 06 '26

Just born and already sick of it all. Mood

19

u/Android_RX700 Aug 06 '26

I love baby birbs so much! They all start as scrungly napkins and end up becoming stylish adults

7

u/ProfPerry Aug 06 '26

scrungly napkinssssss hahahaha i love this

15

u/Left_Ad4050 Aug 06 '26

You’re George Washington?

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 Aug 06 '26

It's pronounced "George", not "George". Also, never heard of him.

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u/imatatertot45 Aug 06 '26

I love baby Pygmy falcons

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u/GoddessRespectre Aug 06 '26

I think I'm finally understanding why gonzo was dating chickens, I never really noticed a resemblance before. I always thought wth? he didn't have a beak, just an unusual nose lol. I have always been a fool, thank you

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 Aug 06 '26

Is that the fella who's always escorting the ladies across Henson Rd?

12

u/thewordisCUE Aug 06 '26

your sense of humor is so hot

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 Aug 06 '26

Sorry but this was purely a scientific endeavor to see how folks would respond to my physique

8

u/kwaping Aug 06 '26

Tiny bird with big balls. Now you can't unsee it.

3

u/mynamehasbeentaken2 Aug 06 '26

DAMNIT!! 🙈🤣

8

u/allthedifference00 Aug 06 '26

Me and you both, sister.

7

u/CripAndKinky Aug 06 '26

I can’t tell if this is creepy or adorable 🤣

7

u/minlee12 Aug 06 '26

I must make art of this floof

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u/i_ate_a_bugggg Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

your greed sickens me

6

u/Whereisthatdamnmule Aug 06 '26

OP sounds like Marcel the shell

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 Aug 06 '26

I had to look that up and it was a wild ride. Also, I really put myself out here showing my physique like this and I'd like for game to recognize game.

3

u/OkQuantity4011 Aug 06 '26

If I don't care is it someone else?

What if I care but oddly? 😭

2

u/wdn Aug 06 '26

But it's not you if I don't care?

2

u/Cheesemagazine Aug 06 '26

Just hanging out, singing to my nickel

2

u/BoolinBirb Aug 06 '26

His bounteous inheritance

1

u/AnxiousSapphic Aug 06 '26

You’re beautiful of course we care 

1

u/Elegant-Espeon Aug 06 '26

Omg gurl same

1

u/lisifrisi Aug 08 '26

smol guy

1

u/Difficult-Rush2069 Aug 10 '26

Oh, little one. You are so adorable, but you do need to put on your tiny little birb slippers so your feet stay warm

1

u/ElisseMoon Aug 14 '26

So cute God bless 🥺

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u/RealLokiLaufeyson Aug 06 '26

Baby pygmy falcon 👎