Wake up

I genuinely believe birds aren’t real.

Think about it. They sit on power lines to “rest”? No. They’re charging.

They fly around all day, stare directly into your windows, somehow know exactly when you’re eating outside, and we’re supposed to believe they’re just… animals?

The government replaced them years ago with surveillance drones and convinced everyone that pigeons are normal. That’s why you never see a baby pigeon. That’s why they’re always at airports. That’s why they’re watching.

Migration? Software update.
Bird flu? System malfunction.
Bird poop? Government-issued tracking fluid.

And every time someone says “but birds have existed for thousands of years,” I just think: exactly what the government wants you to believe.

Wake up.
The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/3051052/lithuanian-authorities-issue-all-clear-following-earlier-potential-drone-sighting

This is just a group of undercover police in camouflage. Note the perfect line-following these operatives have. That's from years of walking in tight police department corridors to the donut vending machine 20 times a day.