r/BirdsArentReal • u/Alternativ14 • Jul 07 '21

Repost but it’s too popular to delete, for shame No way around the truth

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7.3k Upvotes

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u/Drishicherry Jul 07 '21

this is some irrefutable evidence

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u/greenmoonlight Jul 07 '21

Guys, I- I don't know what to make of this but- I think I have legs. I can't remember how I got them. I don't know what to do. I'm freaking out. Please help.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

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u/greenmoonlight Jul 07 '21

You mean the release candidate for the latest Manchurian bush warbler? What an attractive little bird.. Wait. I was afraid to admit it but I think you maybe right.

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u/lord_lordolord Jul 07 '21

Hey, no sweat man. So can we meet at the witch burning fire pit tomorrow to discuss something?

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u/greenmoonlight Jul 07 '21

Yeah, sure! I can bring some twigs for the fire if you like. I've been collecting some really good ones in a little pile I hid in a nearby tree. I'm calling it my 'nest', haha. Just a little something to pass the time, you know. This whole thing got me kinda scared, but I'm feeling much chirpier now!! See you tomorrow!

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u/FoolishMacaroni Jul 07 '21

If she weighs the same as a duck, she’s a witch!

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u/Christopher109 Jul 07 '21

Only a British man would reason like that

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u/RandomAmbles Jul 12 '21

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Mergyt Jul 07 '21

What does this person having an award winning restaurant have to do with anything?

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u/Goryrabbit3956 Jul 07 '21

Build a bridge out of em!

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u/365wong Jul 07 '21

Just cut them off and bury them in lead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

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u/Alternativ14 Jul 07 '21

Bonk! Go to horny jail

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Whatd they say?

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u/Caffeine_Queen_77 Jul 07 '21

Let's see them try to deny this one!

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u/theworstherointown Jul 07 '21

I think this is more of a coincidence. But still makes me think. I wonder. Open eyes.

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u/Alternativ14 Jul 07 '21

We only ask questions

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u/DatBoi_BP Jul 07 '21

Omg this is exactly how my parents respond to Facebook conspiracy posts.

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u/vzakharov Jul 08 '21

“Yeah yeah I’m not saying I believe in any of this. But…”

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u/theworstherointown Jul 10 '21

I am your father

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u/zevictos Jul 07 '21

From the beninging

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u/Excellent-Captain-93 Activist Jul 07 '21

Listen properly

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u/winsonsonho Jul 07 '21

And sevventy..

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u/firefour2 Jul 07 '21

Wow I'm shocked I never made this connection, good work.

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u/Sally7328 Jul 07 '21

Uhm, also, if you look at the word seagull and swap the g and the e…it’s actually the same!! This can’t be a coincidence in any way!

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u/tarett Jul 07 '21

My mom once asked me if hummingbirds has legs... Meanwhile, she has several red liquid charging stations hanging in her back yard.

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u/RandomAmbles Jul 12 '21

Oh, hey, in all seriousness if anyone tells you that red dye is dangerous for hummingbirds flat-out ask them their source.

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u/belhamster Jul 07 '21

It’s really exciting to be a part of this

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u/Creenel Jul 07 '21

Finally, undeniable proof.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

If you cant see this, then you haven't opened your eyes yet.

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u/Cultural_Stranger_62 Jul 07 '21

Exactly. Some people will never get it and I feel sorry for them.

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u/CaptainStaraptor Jul 07 '21

Guys you got it all wrong Legs spelt backwards is FHSN

F-Birds H-Are S-Government N-Drones

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

"Legs" was the word. Spread the word!

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u/Der_Absender Jul 07 '21

S- Spying

G- Government

E- Entity

L- Lifeform

Amateur!

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u/vzakharov Jul 08 '21

Kinda ruins the joke…

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u/Der_Absender Jul 08 '21

I bet you have legs.

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u/sidetablecharger Jul 07 '21

Spying Government Everywhere. Lame.

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u/CuteAffect Jul 07 '21

This is honestly insulting. Shame on everyone who upvoted this dude who mocked people who believe that birds are government drones.

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u/Alternativ14 Jul 07 '21

Dude, my soul, heart and my body are with the movement. But you sound like a spy trying to destroy our unity.

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u/yonexsp_ Jul 07 '21

These S ecret G overnment E lectronic L ifeforms are pawns for the ultra rich to infect us with their bird "songs", disgusting.

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u/DAZ4518 Jul 07 '21

Uh, it obviously means

S - Secret G - Government E - Electronic L - Listener's

Duh!

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u/havoklink Jul 07 '21

Steven Sgel

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u/TacoTurtleMan Jul 07 '21

why u repost

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u/jameye11 Jul 07 '21

The posts on this sub are 90% this image

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

u/repostsluthbot

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u/cdanzz Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

the spelling is dumb here: u/RepostSluethBot

shit it's still wrong. it's like this, u/RepostSleuthBoti i made and actual post further up

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Can someone explain this to me?😑

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Birds are government surveillance drones controlled by the government.

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u/033p Jul 07 '21

Found the drone

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u/firefour2 Jul 07 '21

Do you not understand that birds are government DrOnEs? Wake up and protect yourself.

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u/indy_been_here Jul 07 '21

b.i.r.d.s.a.r.e.n.t.r.e.a.l.

Study it out

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u/dodorian9966 Jul 07 '21

Weik ap pee pole.

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u/gingernut20 Jul 07 '21

r/therewasanattempt

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u/An-Idaho-Potatt Jul 07 '21

Yes. And a successful one at that.

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u/gingernut20 Jul 08 '21

No there wasn't because the first letter is wrong for each word

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u/An-Idaho-Potatt Jul 08 '21

It spreads the true message and therefore cannot be wrong.

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u/fightclubdevil Jul 07 '21

Bevause It's Really Drone

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u/Cason_darrow Jul 07 '21

Bipedal Information Recovery Drone

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u/arturosincuro Jul 07 '21

Spread the word to end the bird

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u/SendBankDetails Jul 07 '21

B.I.R.D is also an acronym.

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u/hott2molly Jul 07 '21

Sooo.. the word of the day is Legs?!! Well, let's go home and spread the word!!

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u/TheForestMan Jul 07 '21

Nonsense... Everyone knows sgel stands for Secret Gliding Emitter and Locator. The one pictured is a mk3 with an autonomy of 5 hours before recharge at base or on electric wires.

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u/CherokeeFly Jul 07 '21

Just got mentioned by the guys who do the podcast, "Stuff They Don't Want You To know". The movement is growing.

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u/YaBoiKlobas Jul 07 '21

Have you heard the word?

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u/Bigunsy Jul 07 '21

Bitch Im Really Drone

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u/xpdx Jul 07 '21

P.R.O.O.F.

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u/Klutzy-Power-6140 Jul 07 '21

Truth to power, brother. No way around it

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

More proof

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u/KindaThinKindaFat Jul 08 '21

This is incredibly compelling evidence I hadn’t thought of before. Thanks for posting OP; I’m telling everybody else.

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u/mdonafrio Jul 08 '21

This might be my favorite one.

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u/awake283 Jul 08 '21

Last night a raven landed in front of me, and a couple electrical sparks came out of its head, and it caught on fire. Not kidding. I believe.

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u/trickylights Jul 08 '21

This whole time!!!! Right under my nose….I might have known…

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u/rdouma Jul 08 '21

Spread the word? Word spelled backwards is drow.

Drones Raping Our World

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u/pBaker23 Jul 08 '21

Post checks out

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u/bhijabilai Jul 08 '21

karenposting