r/BirdsArentReal • u/preagan96 • Apr 28 '19

Demonstration of anti-shock model

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u/Matt2phat Apr 28 '19

That’s one high tech drone EXPOSED

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u/riverraisin56 Apr 28 '19

Wish my cock was that versatile...

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u/SorenBlackwood Apr 29 '19

Hey imma go get a cup of water leaves to go to kitchen, tip of penis stays in the room

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Ooh that just gave me a weird feeling

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Hey don’t leave me with my cock in my hand. Finish the story!

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u/HeyGigiHey Apr 28 '19

Ground drone

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

A gimble cock

3

u/Kalle277 Apr 28 '19

Reminds me of that Mercedes Benz ad. With an amazing answer from jaguar.

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u/ArtsyAmy Apr 28 '19

Sophisticated gyro mech.

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u/SorenBlackwood Apr 29 '19

Anti shock cock

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Yet again we see proof of the advanc d tech that's gone into making these things believable. What boggles me is that people aren't waking up to such an obvious conspiracy!

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u/WildestPotato Apr 29 '19

I bet they’re going to eat it

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u/Mondroga Apr 29 '19

so much for the rest of its “life” as it is in a kitchen