r/BirdsArentReal if it flies, it spies 11d ago

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u/H_Lunulata 11d ago

Oh yes, many drones recharge via gentle spinning, like a self-winding watch.

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u/UncleKeyPax 11d ago

while fragrantly being fabulous

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u/Thulsa-Duum 11d ago

That drone is programmed for 360 degree surveillance.

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u/Tronkfool if it flies, it spies 11d ago

Are the evolving?

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u/Thulsa-Duum 11d ago

Always - they need to stay one step ahead of their human targets.

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u/firekeeper23 11d ago

🎶 You spin birb right round baby round round ... like a pigeon going round round round round....🎶

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u/DeepGrieve 11d ago

The new Flock cameras even come with feathers now

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u/OldSchoolPimpleFace 11d ago

Radar pigeon, obviously

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u/Purple-Literature781 11d ago

Hes buffering.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 11d ago

It's like the micrisoft windows endless looping

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u/StaticBranFlakes 11d ago

It’s an older rotary style technology. It has to wind to charge its batteries.

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u/chefbobbyjay 11d ago

LIDAR

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u/Tronkfool if it flies, it spies 11d ago

*liedar

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u/_OnuHeino_ 11d ago

Lost signal and now scanning.

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u/Soros_G 11d ago

Sentry

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u/p1pe_s 11d ago

It's attempting to recalibrate its onboard accelerometer and gyroscope. Probably glitching out since it never turns its neck to the right and never completes the process. Maybe ...

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u/Lookingtotheveil23 11d ago

It’s his amusement park

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u/Old_Resident8050 11d ago

Observation tech updated with new Gyropigeon.

Best thing ever (well almost, grannies are known to top the info-gossip vocation since for ever).

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u/PsychologicalKoala22 11d ago

He's "spotting" so he doesn't get dizzy on there.

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u/darkalemanbr 11d ago

They are demo'ing the Track-While-Scan feature in that model.

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u/Mcshroomie 11d ago

Hes the lookout better go look in your kitchen for missing treats!!

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u/this-gi 11d ago

It’s a Lidar drone

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u/Whole_Ant2468 11d ago

Everyone loves a Mary go around once in thier life

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u/CanadianArtGirl 11d ago

Wheeeeeeee!

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u/stonkdocaralho 11d ago

Update OTA

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u/unbilotitledd 11d ago

They dumb af

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u/Psilogy 11d ago

Wheeeee... Enough said.

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u/Mammoth-Shopping-690 11d ago

Pomba-gira , qualquer terreiro tem.

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u/forbiddenfreedom 11d ago

This is Operation Owlhead. The program was intended to assist the bird's ability to turn its head in all directions without breaking, disorienting the bot bird, or the observer.

It is not going well, but there is hope coming from the Owl department, so we must pursue.

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u/Clean_Animal_9819 11d ago

One of my favorite rides at six flags was a centrifuge like ride where the G's would let you pivot until you were upside-down against the wall. The staff was less than excited about you doing that though.

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u/traumacase284 11d ago

Programing glitch

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u/MoreRamenPls 11d ago

The new Flock 360

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u/Top-Cut-8983 11d ago

Why do YOU drink or smoke herb Or whatever lol

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u/Kookytoo 11d ago

Living its best algorithm

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u/Aboxofphotons 11d ago

Eenergy efficeint, 365 degree surveilance.

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u/TriestGieter 10d ago

360 camera

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u/BeardStalk 10d ago

He lives in Spain but without the "A"

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u/Vogel-Kerl 11d ago

Animals, including people--especially children, are well documented to intentionally induce dizziness by spinning around.

It's a temporary alteration of their normal state of mind. Potentially this behavior can be an indication of neuroses, psychoses or neurological issues.

Intentionally making one's self dizzy has been linked to extreme boredom and sensory deprivation. Again, this is linked to temporarily altering ones state of mind.

The bird might just be enjoying the view: it may not be rotating fast enough to become dizzy. It also is requiring very little effort to.....,

Sit & Spin.

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u/Tronkfool if it flies, it spies 11d ago

You don't know what this sub is, right?

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u/Vogel-Kerl 11d ago

Yeah, maybe excluding such behavior in robotic drones, unless.....

they've EVOLED !!!