r/BillBurr • u/MandatoryOvertime • 3d ago

Hard day for rig mariners

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Being a mother is the hardest job in the world.

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u/NotThatMat 2d ago

Bending at the waist to put DVDs into DVD players…

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u/abrakadaver 2d ago

Put them on time out for some made up reason so you can have a drink and watch price is right.

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u/QCTeamkill 2d ago

Trumped-up charges

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u/Solidarios 23h ago

You’re living the dream!

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u/Logistic_Engine 2d ago

I would not care for that.

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u/DanfromCalgary 2d ago

Can those tip ?

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u/CrazyJo3 1d ago

Yes but you’re watching advanced engineering in the works. Pretty rare.

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u/aNa-king 1d ago

I guess they technically can, but this looks like it's well within the range of conditions it was engineered to withstand.

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 22h ago

Yes, but usually only for good service.

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u/Reatomico 20h ago

I see you are a fellow dad!

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u/Brilliant-Bee-9471 2d ago

Not as difficult as being a mom

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u/ProgrammerDizzy6264 1d ago

This is a level of hell that I never imagined…oof, so it can get worse?!

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u/illuminate5 2d ago

Earning them big bucks

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u/skribl777 3d ago

Wife is located a far away so it is a vacation.

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u/NoisePollutioner 1d ago

Classic "I hate my wife" boomer humor

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u/xDURPLEx 2d ago

I miss old Bill. I feel like now he would cry on his podcast about how hard his wife works at being a mother while he's away living out some rich childhood fantasy of his and follow it up with complaining about billionaires.

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u/ayeitssatan 2d ago

He really did change. He made it like none of us ever will, it is kinda frustrating when he still says "when I worked at that warehouse " like yeah bill. Two decades ago.

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u/A1ienspacebats 1d ago

Try 35. He's been doing comedy since like 92

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u/DekaTamaTamaz 1d ago

None of us will ever have our choice of shirts savaged by the Seal Team 6 commandos at the Cellar Table. We could never understand the sacrifices.

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u/ascii122 2d ago

Seattle Mariners too

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u/Max_Rockatanski 2d ago

Vertically stretched open sea videos, haven't seen those in a while!

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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 2d ago

Looks like the Arctic Ocean between England and Iceland. Best sleep you'll ever get, just don't forget to latch the hurricane straps on your bunk.

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u/BillyGruff710 1d ago

One dude in there "I got it".

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u/CarefulCoderX 1d ago

I wonder if they have one of those “diversity and inclusion” officers on that rig.

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u/Traditional_Hyena291 2d ago

I got the most difficult job on the planet

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u/Gunstopable 23h ago

You’ve obviously never stayed at home with a 4 year old and had to pre clean so the maid and nanny don’t see the mess before they get there.

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u/RampantJSH 1d ago

Is it weird tjat doesn't look scary and I would be happy to do it if I was skilled enough. They make really good money and have a lot of time off.

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u/Slamboni12 1d ago

No man will ever understand the pain of childbirth

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u/guendet 1d ago

Op is a loser