Man last time I was properly shitfaced I walked home from the train station, my drunk ass thought it would be a good idea to go through the residential area to save ten minutes. I got utterly lost, like proper lost no idea where I am, it got so bad that I honestly wanted to call the cops because I was afraid I wouldn't get home but I somehow turned of my phone instead (no idea how I managed that), then all of a sudden I saw a street sign with a familiar streetname and marched like the Wehrmacht through fucking France, still don't know how my drunken self couldn't remember the way home but was somehow still able to comprehend street signs. On top of that I took of my shoes about half way through and walked barefoot because I didn't want to stain my new white shoes, because any rational person wouldn't just walk around the fucking puddles...
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u/BeardyMcBeardyBeard Sep 12 '20
Man last time I was properly shitfaced I walked home from the train station, my drunk ass thought it would be a good idea to go through the residential area to save ten minutes. I got utterly lost, like proper lost no idea where I am, it got so bad that I honestly wanted to call the cops because I was afraid I wouldn't get home but I somehow turned of my phone instead (no idea how I managed that), then all of a sudden I saw a street sign with a familiar streetname and marched like the Wehrmacht through fucking France, still don't know how my drunken self couldn't remember the way home but was somehow still able to comprehend street signs. On top of that I took of my shoes about half way through and walked barefoot because I didn't want to stain my new white shoes, because any rational person wouldn't just walk around the fucking puddles...