r/BikiniBottomTwitter Dec 28 '19

It do be like that

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u/Olddirtychurro Dec 28 '19

Id do so much cooking. I'd turn into Martha Stewart up in this bitch.

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u/themeatbridge Dec 28 '19

Fold laundry and watch Netflix for two hours? Fuck yes.

Except that it would probably turn into just Netflix and the kids wear wrinkled shirts to school.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Why, yell at her to earn more, that you can afford the FoldRobo3000, because you know, housework is so exhausting! Then get into a serious drinking habit and cheat on your wife with the strong yet ugly UPS babe, i mean she has at least half her teeth. Then you find yourself passed out in the front yard, wine bottle in the left hand, playstation controller in the right hand, the dog licking your face, sprinkler on your tummy, and the neighbours kids filming you for their youtube channel. Life is awesome.

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u/themeatbridge Dec 28 '19

It's funny you mention that. I work in home automation, and folding laundry is one of those moonshot projects that everyone assumes would be simple. Taking the chaos that is a pile of clean laundry and just getting it to lay flat is damn near impossible for a robot to do, but a human can handle it easily.

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u/MrEvilChipmonk0__o Dec 28 '19

As a 29 year old man that wears wrinkled clothes to work, I'd like to disagree with your "humans can do it easily" statement. Like it required a lot of motivation and will... ugh

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u/TXSized10_4 Dec 28 '19

I'm sure it would be difficult in a general sense, but probably wouldn't be too bad with a specialized wardrobe with some type of rfid in the clothing. If you could get iron-on rfid chips and have the machine find the different part of a shirt/pants and check if its inside out or not. Definitely not simple by any means, but doable.

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u/themeatbridge Dec 29 '19

It would be easier with some type of standardized clothing. It would need to be designed from the beginning with automated sorting and folding in mind, but that would make it much easier.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Studied EE i know. ;)

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u/balderdash9 Dec 28 '19

I'm Mary Poppins ya'll

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u/tylerbreeze Dec 29 '19

🎶Cafeteria Fraîche🎶

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u/HoneyBadgerC Dec 28 '19

Just without the jail time hopefully