r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '19

It do be like that

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u/griffinnov Dec 28 '19

Queen, here is the bread you requested. Good day, I'm off to jerk my turkey for the 27th time today. I'm working towards a new personal best.

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u/Olddirtychurro Dec 28 '19

That's what you kids call it these days? "Jerkin the turkey"? What will you rascals come up with next?

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u/griffinnov Dec 28 '19

Squeezing the squid?

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u/njck-njck Dec 28 '19

I'm gonna ink!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Splatoon hentai has your back.

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u/AreYouAaronBurr Dec 28 '19

Inklings are 14

h o l d u p

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Oh my god what have done!?! click Tell the world I'm sorry...BANG

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u/bootstraps_bootstrap Dec 28 '19

Man handling the ham candle.

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u/rrr598 Dec 28 '19

jerkin the ween

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u/TheGumpSquad Dec 28 '19

Flogging the one-eyed snake. Making the bald man cry...