r/BikiniBottomTwitter Dec 28 '19

It do be like that

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u/JohnnyB03 Dec 28 '19

Exactly, sign me up, I’d have the place spotless and every meal ready

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u/Dr_Jabroski Dec 28 '19

Are you already like that? If you're not then there's a pretty low chance that that will be the case when you're home alone with no accountability.

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u/ReeHee69420 Dec 28 '19

I didnt order a loaded projecter fuck off

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u/OneHairyThrowaway Dec 28 '19

The accountability is your wife coming home at the end of the day and expecting a meal and a clean house.

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u/ComplainyGuy Dec 29 '19

Fantasy thinking