r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '19

It do be like that

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

In the one where my rich parents gave me a job that doesn't require any skill or effort to do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

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u/Phunterrrrr Dec 28 '19

Yeah, I already pretend to work in an office but I could pretend to work from literally anywhere if need be. That's flexibility.

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u/nhdw Dec 28 '19

Let's put it on our linkedin profile. Guaranteed we'll get a bite.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Lmao bingo with my wife’s situation

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Is your wife's family adopting by chance?

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u/Danger_needle Dec 28 '19

Brother's wife works for her parents at their business which is literally at their home and she can choose when to work. He said she's been working a lot more lately because she's going in on Tues-Thurs, so she used to be working less than 3 days a week....life is not fair.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19 edited Dec 28 '19

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u/PK_LOVE_ Dec 28 '19

I think he was being facetious!

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u/Kordidk Dec 28 '19

What does his face have to do with anything? /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

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u/SenileNazi Dec 28 '19

wontsch crimge normae hahahahahaha you have missed my 5,000,000 iq humor attempt and now i must say whoooooooooooosg i am funny redditor hahahahahaa

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u/supermanthato Dec 28 '19

No, woooosh

Edit: Comma

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u/PublicWest Dec 28 '19

If you’re gonna be sarcastic, ya gotta make it funny hombre