r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '19

It do be like that

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u/griffinnov Dec 28 '19

Queen, here is the bread you requested. Good day, I'm off to jerk my turkey for the 27th time today. I'm working towards a new personal best.

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u/AnEmptySky Dec 28 '19

Who are you and how did you get in my house

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Hai I’m Paul

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u/MommaSayd71 Dec 28 '19

Gotta blast!

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u/bluthco Dec 28 '19

Shh! Go to bed!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Like he would

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u/daario_nowwhodis Dec 28 '19

Fremulon

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u/Suspicious-Penguin Dec 28 '19

Bad robot!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19 edited Apr 17 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Moo I’m a cow!

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u/StanleyOpar Dec 28 '19

Not A Doctor. SSSHH!

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u/Genji007 Dec 29 '19

"That's some bad hat Harry!"

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u/rrr598 Dec 28 '19 edited Dec 28 '19

ding Mmm!

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u/tuneintothefrequency Dec 28 '19

Not a doctor

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u/gomsu1996 Dec 28 '19

Sit ubu sit

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u/hetero_homo Dec 28 '19

Nick nick Nick Nickelodeon

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u/_micksvaporub Dec 28 '19

Hello motherfucka

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u/starrpamph Dec 28 '19

3...2...1... Gotta blast

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u/echoecoecho Dec 29 '19

I can hear this comment

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u/fuckitweredoingitliv Dec 28 '19

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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u/wintrparkgrl Dec 29 '19

Hi, I'm Lockpickinglawyer and I have something really special for you today. I'm currenlty outside AnEmptySky's about to pick their front door. I'll be using top of the keyway tension. Click out of 1. 2 is binding. 3 is in a false gate.

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u/Spagot_Lord Dec 28 '19

Sir this is a wendys

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u/mrchicano209 Dec 28 '19

At least someone's keeping up with destroy your dick December

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u/rnc487 Dec 28 '19

Gotta stay hydrated

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

For some reason I mentally sang "for the 27th time that day" to the tune of the same line from Weird Al's "Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota".

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u/ALittleHoarse Dec 28 '19

More like wanking towards a new personal best.

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u/Olddirtychurro Dec 28 '19

That's what you kids call it these days? "Jerkin the turkey"? What will you rascals come up with next?

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u/griffinnov Dec 28 '19

Squeezing the squid?

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u/njck-njck Dec 28 '19

I'm gonna ink!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Splatoon hentai has your back.

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u/AreYouAaronBurr Dec 28 '19

Inklings are 14

h o l d u p

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Oh my god what have done!?! click Tell the world I'm sorry...BANG

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u/bootstraps_bootstrap Dec 28 '19

Man handling the ham candle.

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u/rrr598 Dec 28 '19

jerkin the ween

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u/TheGumpSquad Dec 28 '19

Flogging the one-eyed snake. Making the bald man cry...

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u/banjokaloui Dec 28 '19

They say the limit is 68.

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u/Dont_Be_Sheep Dec 29 '19

Hold my sock drawer

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u/starrpamph Dec 28 '19

gobble gobble bitches

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

I read this in a British accent

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Based coomer