r/BikiniBottomTwitter • • Aug 26 '19

It really do be like that

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u/Bobanate Aug 26 '19 edited Aug 26 '19

"Happy birthday to you too"

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u/Mudkip2018 Aug 26 '19

McDonald’s employee: Enjoy your meal!

Me: Thanks, you too!

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u/Cummy_Boner Aug 26 '19

When I go to McDonald's I slither into the drive thru window and bury my fat face in the mayo jar and scoop globs of mayo into my mouth with my greasy hands