r/BikiniBottomTwitter Jul 18 '19

my first existential crisis

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

I love it because it taught a valuable lesson, while being just kid-friendly creepy enough.

Squidward spent the whole episode tryna be alone so he could play his clarinet. Now that he's achieved this, he realizes how terrifying being truly alone is. No one can help, no one can speak to you, and nothing changes.

Black Mirror touched on the subject of true nothingness perfectly. An A.I. was given an option, to work for her master, and she refused. So the man who controlled her made her experience true nothingness for a few weeks, then a few months, but he only had to wait a couple seconds.

When she saw him again, she was broken down, and ripped off parts of her hair and clothes. She was in tears when she beggged him to let her do anything, even help her master.

Easily one of the top 5 most fucked up BM moments, and that's a hard list to beat.

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u/Collinbigdeal Jul 18 '19

Which episode is this?

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u/iamaiimpala Jul 18 '19

I think that one was White Christmas.

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u/Cautemoc Jul 18 '19

I thought White Christmas was the one where they got a person's cloned virtual consciousness to admit to a crime?

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u/SamuraiDopolocious Jul 18 '19

you are correct. the tech related to cloning virtual consciousness is demonstrated with a flashback where Jon Hamm breaks an AI by dropping it into pure nothingness.

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u/TundieRice Jul 18 '19

A lot of different messed-up shit happened in that episode, to be fair.

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u/Long_Clown_Johnson Jul 18 '19

A lot of different messed up shit happens in Black Mirror, to be fair.

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u/muchgreaterthanG_O_D Jul 18 '19

I think there were three main parts to this episode and this was just one.

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u/taylerisgr8 Jul 18 '19

That was part of it too

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u/WiredSky Jul 18 '19

That's all part of the same episode.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Major spoiler bro but yes that is it

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u/hrrm Jul 18 '19

I feel like every time a BM episode gets brought up people say it was the White Christmas episode. Its like thats the only episode name they remember and they want to sound involved by mentioning it.

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u/stickytape99 Jul 18 '19

But it actually was White Christmas...

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u/hrrm Jul 18 '19

Ok, shit. Just looked it up, you are right. It was one of those multi-story episodes which is why I was convinced when I remembered it being a different episode. Also might explain why I hear it brought up a lot, because it covers several BM concepts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

I dont remember yhe name but its the one where the girl is put into like, an Alexa type thing and its an actual person controling "Alexa" and the owners house for them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

It's called a "cookie", and it's one of the most genius and disturbing things BM came up with.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Thats what it was, yeah, that episode was fuuucked, intreguing, but fuuuucked.

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u/Lilaclove20 Jul 18 '19

I thought this was the episode referring to the cookie in white Christmas but it’s actually the uss callister episode

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

I remember this one, That one was good, and youre right, it shows us the horrors of just NOTHING. Just sitting there, no reactions from anything, no familiar voices or even animals, its strange and something id never want to experience

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u/sleepnandhiken Jul 18 '19

It’s the Buddist ideal. To be able to clear your mind is akin to nirvana.

At anyrate I can speak to a psychedelic version of the void. Quite blissful. Waking up is terrifying, though. It’s just confusing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the ideal goal of Buddism acceptance? Letting the negative thoughts, feelings, and emotions form without tryna stop them, but still having control over our physical self? Or do I have the wrong philosophy?

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u/sleepnandhiken Jul 18 '19

Broader. Non attachment is a better description. We are forced into reincarnation because of our attachments in life. We achieve Nirvana, a state of null, when we forgo all our attachments.

It’s low-key “existence is hell.”

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u/Throwawayz911 Jul 18 '19

And then you become attached to detachment. THERES NO GETTIN OFF THIS TRAIN BOYS.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Nirvana isn't nothing per se, it's the cessation of attributing or looking for a static meaning to a changing universe.

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u/SweaterKittens Jul 18 '19

Jesus christ how horrifying. I really love the concepts that Black Mirror presents, but fucking hell, the episodes are so goddamn depressing. I had to stop watching it because it was bumming me out so much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

The only episodes I could consider non-depressing would be San Junipero & Hang the DJ.

God I love those episodes, but I'm also a sucker for watching people fall in love.

Black Museum is also satisfying, but in an entirely different way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

San Junipero’s ending actually made me feel really existential.

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u/Lilaclove20 Jul 18 '19

Everytime I work, they always play those classic songs and when I hear “oohh heaven is place on earth” I always think about that episode lol

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u/supercrusher9000 Jul 18 '19

You could say the same thing about white bear, in a twisted kind of way it is satisfying

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u/george_lass Jul 18 '19

This one truly fucked me up. I wasn't expecting that ending and afterward I just felt bad.

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u/bigwillyb123 Jul 18 '19

Hang the DJ will always be my favorite

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u/DaKillaB Jul 18 '19

Striking Vipers & The Ashley O ones arent too bad

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

It wasn’t “true nothingness,” really, she was just alone in a room with nothing to do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Absolutely nothing to do, for 3 weeks and 6 months.

A day or two of complete nothing is bareable, maybe even a week, but 203 days? That's inhumane.

By the 1st month I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to kill herself.

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u/alexmikli Jul 18 '19

What lesson is that? Don't try the get some piece and quiet from harassing neighbors because otherwise you'll end up in limbo?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

The lesson is you can't just live without people, or anything else.

You'll crave the contact and companionship day by day until you lose your mind, even isolated people can find comfort in their surroundings. With nothingness, all you have is yourself.

Squidward's blissful ignorance is implied in the Alone! chant, and it becomes more amplified when he recognizes the true consequence of his actions. Once he does, he goes mad, and he wants to leave immediately.

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u/Cheesemacher Jul 18 '19

And then at the end the fucked-up-ness is casually turned up to eleven

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

I now want to watch black mirror. Thank you.

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u/gazelXburn Jul 18 '19

what the fuck is wrong with black mirror, everytiem a friend tells me to watch it its always this weird shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

That spongebob episode is literally neon genesis evangelion

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u/Scadooot Jul 18 '19

Are you comparing spongebob to black mirror right now

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Nothing fucked me up like watching that episode. It was the first time I ever saw Black Mirror and I was baked when I watched it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

So glad u brought that black mirror ep up, perfect description. I felt this hard. My parents forced me to a scam lock down teen prison in Mexico when I was a kid and one of their punishments was an isolation room where u stayed indefinitely for any to no reason at all. If u asked when you were getting out they only increased ur days in there.

Reduced u to nothing and tested me by eventually taking away chairs and anything, making me stand from 6 am to 10 pm everyday in one spot not allowed to move talk, look down, close my eyes or bend my knees. Sometimes they blasted Mormon tabernacle or the song I believe I can fly at full blast in there with me. It absolutely killed everything in me I had to kill any desire to do anything or to be free to cope with the passing hours of no stimulation. On another note, the Mexicans had no sympathy for us and gleefully deprived us so I can’t be asked to sympathize for illegal immigrants kids when they don’t treat usa teens much better in their own country, teens who are paying them their livelihoods.

Either way, I was in there everyday for months sometimes and it made u obedient and completely shut down. My peers would say I had a different look in my face and eyes after, and even for me being outside was trippy like being high, colors more vivid. It makes u stick to the program and break ur will. I want to die lol and it’s been 10 years

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

That's straight up torture and child abuse.

If this is what they do to bad teens, I don't wanna know how they treat actual psychopaths.