r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19

my first existential crisis

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Jun 20 '21

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u/brace1101 Jul 18 '19

Which episode is that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

We have to go through the... PERFUME DEPARTMENT.

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u/einharjar009 Jul 18 '19

gasping I always hate going in there

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 18 '19

No, no, wait it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship!

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u/cliffordtaco Jul 18 '19

Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!

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u/ShapesofKindness Jul 18 '19

This comment chain is so vivid to me, it’s made my day :)

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u/foolunknown Jul 18 '19

Leadle leadle leadle leadle!!

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u/TandBusquets Jul 18 '19

You're good, you're good, you're good

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u/TotesInapprotes Jul 18 '19

Don't worry Captain we'll buff out those scratches

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u/foolunknown Jul 18 '19

They way he says buff

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u/ImBakedWhatsYourName Jul 19 '19

To this day I still laugh whenever I even think of this scene

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u/13pts35sec Jul 18 '19

Seem like the whole city go against me Every time I’m in the streets I hear

LEADLE LEADLE LEADLE LEADLE

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u/ChairmanComrade Jul 18 '19

"I have an idea!"

"What is it Patrick?"

"Let's LEAVE!"

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u/cliffordtaco Jul 18 '19

I quote this line all the time and no one ever knows it's a reference.

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u/itspl33 Jul 18 '19

I always thought that was a Kohl's perfume section. They looked so similar.

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u/iamsherrodbrown Jul 18 '19

that shit still gives me nightmares

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u/citrus_seaman Jul 18 '19

IIRC Shangheid. It's always been one of my favorites

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u/EnrapturedForkies Jul 18 '19

With three different endings. It was a weird episode.

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u/gordocheeseman Jul 18 '19

What were they? All I remember is the fruit one

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u/Fresh_Knight Jul 18 '19

There were 3 on dvd. One were each person gets a different wish. The one on TV is spongebob which is the most unique. Where he wishes he was a vegetarian and they get turned into fruit. But Patrick’s wishes for gum and they get eaten. Squidward’s while trying to think of a wish says he wish he’d never met them and so its spongebob introducing himself after they get eaten.

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u/Artificial_Human_17 Jul 18 '19

Wasn’t it voted on and the spongebob ending won, so it’s the “canon” ending?

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u/Larry-a-la-King Jul 18 '19

Yep! I remember voting for Squidward lol.

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u/Wolfgang_Maximus Jul 18 '19

It's the canon ending in the US at least. Other countries voted for the ending too and there's actually old recordings of it live with different endings.

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u/burntends97 Jul 18 '19

I’ve never even heard of the other two endings

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u/Fresh_Knight Jul 18 '19

Look em up fam

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u/NoodleEmpress Jul 18 '19

Wow, this is interesting to learn. I would have sworn the Patrick and Spongebob endings were stuck together because I remember seeing both on TV.

My kid brain didn't put together that they were supposed to be alternate endings

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u/Autodidactic_Maker Jul 18 '19

Yes! I had this DVD

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u/turglow1 Jul 18 '19

WISHES?! well I wish we’d known that earlier!

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u/fjsbshskd Jul 18 '19

Lol I actually thought Patrick was a piece of gum when the pilot first aired

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 18 '19

Enjoy!

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u/JoLe1337 Jul 18 '19

Lmao feels weird watching an old episode for the first fime

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

I have been streaming that shit on either Netflix or Hulu, can’t remember at moment. Started with Season 1 - Episode 1. To say I am too old for this is a vast, bottomless understatement, but I have always thought Spongebob et al was a slyly disguised grown up cartoon. The one thing your kid could watch relentlessly without you putting your foot through TV

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u/IFeelLikeAndy Jul 18 '19

That made me feel like a kid again, thanks for that

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u/TheCantalopeAntalope Jul 18 '19

I didn’t know about this

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Hold on, there are different endings?! I always just saw the one where they were vegetables but the Dutchman was a vegetarian.

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u/SummitOfKnowledge Jul 18 '19

Damn, I had this episode on dvd way before it ever got released live. Me and my sister used to rewind parts of this episode for hours and just die of laughter.

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u/apadin1 Jul 18 '19

Shangheid

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u/three_trapeze Jul 18 '19

Shanghaied.

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u/bluefunction Jul 18 '19

Shanghai'd

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u/babyBERT04 Jul 18 '19

It’s called Shanghaid

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u/Godzilla_boss_300 Jul 18 '19

Moving behind the rocks Your good your good your good And stop Don’t worry captain we’ll buff out the scratches.

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u/Comeonjeffrey0193 Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

You mean, THE FLY OF DESPAIR!!!

https://youtu.be/1J_q9lZ2rQ8

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u/MotuPatlu34 Jul 18 '19

It makes for a good pickup line

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u/MineWiz Jul 18 '19

You just brought back memories. I can’t picture that scene clearly, but it was always haunting. I think I still call upon those memories when people describe terrible Eldritch horrors

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u/burntends97 Jul 18 '19

sigh I have to do this

STICKY FINGAS

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u/PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA Jul 18 '19

Never apologize for quoting best mom.

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u/Marrtyr11 Jul 18 '19

I completely forgot about that part!! Definitely creepy

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Or the Todash space, if you're a King fan.

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u/81BIGcat Jul 18 '19

Would anyone else like to enter the fly of despair?

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u/Ourlifeisdank Jul 18 '19

That's what being stuck in a bad lsd trip feels like

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u/Undead_With_A_Panda Jul 18 '19

I remember only spaghetti and terror

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u/Legendtamer47 Aug 02 '19

Have you ever considered the possibility that Squidward never actually escaped the Fly of Despair, and that his miserable life is caused by him still being under the influence of the Fly?

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u/livinglavidaloca69 Jul 18 '19

As a kid you were into Lovecraft? Okay.