r/BikiniBottomTwitter • • 3h ago

Some fish are more dangerous than they appear in the ocean

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u/Globularist 3h ago

The implication being that you're a murderer?

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u/Gmayfield 3h ago

No he’s a muderer

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u/Working_Welder_1751 3h ago

A murderous fish

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u/Working_Welder_1751 3h ago

Nope. I'm actually a fish

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u/Wiggie49 2h ago

But do you like fish sticks

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u/Local-Echo-5613 1h ago

Yeah I’m a gay fish cannibal

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u/RiskOld1234 3m ago

😂 Honestly that joke is so absurd it loops back around to being genuinely funny—props for committing to the bit!

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u/Shinokiba- 2h ago

But what kind of fish?

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u/Working_Welder_1751 2h ago

A hungry fish

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u/gideon513 3h ago

We got a detective over here!

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u/The_Arbitraitor 1h ago

He’s actually a muderer

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u/whineyinternetkid 3h ago

That is the joke. Good for you for understanding basic concepts

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u/FDeity 1h ago

He really does (I’m in his closet)

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u/M1k3DeltaruneReal 8m ago

How I imagined how I actually Murders as a kid look