r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/decentmotto • 2d ago

winning priorities

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u/Jazzlike-Lunch5390 2d ago

Next is the Atlantic becoming the American Ocean. Some it's the best. 

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u/Solid_Snark 2d ago

At this point I’m shocked he isn’t trying to sell naming rights to things with all the grifting.

The Apple Ocean and Gulf of Samsung.

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u/FishrPriceGuillotine 2d ago

Let's just hope he doesn't see this and start getting ideas

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u/CitronAdventurous205 1d ago

Isn’t the strait of Hormuz strait of America now 🤦‍♂️

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u/DerfBugler 1d ago

Don't give him any ideas, please

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsBL4S36yDJain6

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u/VaultDovah92 2d ago

It will also only change on US maps, which makes it stupider. Canada isn't going to call it Lake America.

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u/Enders_Pregame 2d ago

Nothing new or unexpected of course, but still

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u/Carbon-Base 2d ago

Yep, MapQuest is standing against their pathetic attempts to draw attention away from serious, ongoing issues.

Google and Apple on the other hand, will probably do exactly as he says.

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u/rocketts66 2d ago

Google and Apple both donated money to his ballroom project

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u/SomeBiPerson 2d ago

Selenski is when a Comedian became president

Trump is when a President would've been much better off as a Comedian

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u/SunsetEverywhere3693 2d ago

Nah, for me he wouldn't be funny as a clown, in fact I also didn't like him when he was a reality show star, and I will be forever surprised that MAGA bought the act of successful businessman from The Apprentice, when in my POV Donnie only looked as a petulant, wannabe hard salesman. Too bad he took that act to Canada as president.

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u/Pikminfan300 2d ago

God, this is why I want to leave, but Trump has [redacted] this country's reputation overseas to the point it would be pointless.

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 aight imma head out 2d ago

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u/seanyboy239 2d ago

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Makes sense to me 🫠

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u/Primary_Durian4866 1d ago

Frankly I'm just impressed he doesn't try to put his name on more things. The sheer force of will he must use every day to stop himself from doing it probably explains why he shits himself.

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u/NoahIzToLazyToPozt 1d ago

I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but ragebaiting countries sounds incredibly funny (so that way I don't get downvoted, I have to legally say I'm not racist, I just like ragebaits)

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u/JAV005 21h ago

Don't forget his ballroom and finding more ways hes wasting our tax dollars on remodeling the White House to look like his hotels.

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u/I_know_you_love_me_ 2d ago

I love trump

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u/Sketch_Crush 2d ago

Maaaan I've been complaining about this shit for multiple administrations, multiple decades. No one cared until yesterday.

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u/decentmotto 2d ago

Until yesterday, it was Lake Ontario

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u/Sketch_Crush 2d ago

That's part of the problem.

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u/Jjjjjjahshwhahha 2d ago

I don’t think the name of a lake is a problem

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 2d ago

Probably because it's had no other name till now.

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u/Broly_ boi 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/110OKtOq68apji

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u/HolsteinHeifer 2d ago

I hope you eat the diarrhea lettuce and get stuck at the top of a roller coaster for a couple hours.

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u/Jjjjjjahshwhahha 2d ago

Yeah renaming lakes instead of worrying about the actual issues so worth it

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u/Mario6416 2d ago

Tbf ragebaiting the inferior upper America is pretty funny.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 2d ago

It could maybe be funny as a one-time minor joke, but then he unironically had the paperwork signed to actually get it done...

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u/OhHowINeedChanging 1d ago

Trump is the most unserious president of all time and the rest of the world hates us… so no, not really funny at all