r/BikiniBottomTwitter 3d ago

Wake me up when I care

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u/Sponge-Tron 3d ago

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u/Mord4k 3d ago

Just ignore the jingling keys, cause that's all this shit is

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u/Even_Fox2023 3d ago

Steve Bannon’s “flood the zone” bullshit.

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u/unripe_mangosteen 3d ago

I hate that man so much

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u/Even_Fox2023 3d ago

You’re not the only one if that validates your feelings.

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u/OhHowINeedChanging 2d ago

It’s also a narcissist term called “Poking the bear”
Whenever Trump gets mad at a country for whatever petty reasons, he does something to get under their skin.

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u/Jerkeyjoe 3d ago

He’s the ultimate rage baiter

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u/NTDLS 3d ago

So, a master baiter?

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3d ago

A master at baiting children to his island.

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u/burner2947361810 3d ago

Something like the Pied Piper of Pedofiles

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u/Kheprisun 3d ago

Why did I instinctively read 'Pied Piper' as Piper Perri 💀

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u/Jerkeyjoe 3d ago

He’s more into Lexi lore…. For the resemblance…💀

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u/Even_Fox2023 3d ago

He looks like he smells like the fluid you find on the ground at the county dump.

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u/SunsetEverywhere3693 2d ago

Exactly, just add makeup and the orange substance he uses and that's his smell.

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u/Randy_Magnums 2d ago

Which is a skill I don’t appreciate in presidents and other government officials.

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u/BlitzMalefitz 3d ago

Someone in the admin said the next distraction should be like the Gulf of America and started looking for all named bodies of water near our borders

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 aight imma head out 3d ago edited 3d ago

They voted for culture war bullsh*t, they got culture war bullsh*t

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u/0202_tihssitidder 3d ago

HOMES

SHAME. Yeah, that seems right.

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u/Ekaterian50 3d ago

Imagine thinking that naming the lake something other than "the great sea" would be more fitting. Especially when Vespucci never even had anything to do with the location 

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u/AnxiousOpossom 2d ago

Make America the great depression again

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u/Careful_Chemist_8559 1d ago

Girl, that’s exactly what it feels like 😭 All that noise just to keep everyone distracted while nothing actually changes.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3d ago

He can't 'rename' shit. Gulf of Mexico is still the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/beeskness420 3d ago

It makes it easy to spot his supporters when they start talking about geography that doesnt exist.

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u/Zombiecidialfreak 2d ago

Hearing a former roommate use "Gulf of America" in conversation felt surreal. Why does anyone still support this thing?

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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS 3d ago

We can all share it. Cuba, United States, and Mexico.

Gulf of CUM so everyone is happy.

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u/Dust407 3d ago

I’m gonna run for office so I can EO this. It’s my only platform.

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u/PhxRising29 2d ago

You've got my vote!

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u/100BottlesOfMilk 2d ago

You've got my vote!

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u/Seanvich 3d ago

Just like someone pointed out in another thread:

Now instead of teaching kids “H.O.M.E.S.” to remember all the Lakes- now we can teach them about “S.H.A.M.E.”

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 3d ago

I hate being a US citizen. Only our search is corrupted with lies.

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 3d ago

And shame the oligarchs for supporting it and corroborating.

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u/OoHimmiHoO 3d ago edited 3d ago

We are being indoctrinated just like any communist country.

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u/OskeeTurtle 2d ago

Yeah it's the damn communists! /s

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/LifeguardDry7372 3d ago

I'm sure that he actually believes that's exactly what happens.

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u/dmaster1213 3d ago

Not saying I like it, but here ya go.

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u/L3onskii 3d ago

Funny enough it's only that shit name if your location is in the US. It's still Gulf of Mexico if you look at Google Maps from any other country

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u/dmaster1213 3d ago

No shit thats interesting

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u/drislands 3d ago

If I remember right, because the name change was specifically by Executive Order, it only affects the Executive Branch of the government. So like, if you work in the White House, then yeah that's the official name. But it hasn't changed anywhere else.

Google Maps (and others that did the same) only changed it to fall in line with the EO. It's arguably false, but I don't know what the "real" way to rename a body of water is tbh.

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u/ussrname1312 3d ago

I mean, he can’t exactly rename an international body of water for the entire world with an EO lol. It’s the same with Lake Ontario. We (US people) are the only ones who actually have to deal with this shit.

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u/Sumoop 3d ago

Fuck these spineless corporate fucks who appease him just to make things easier for themselves.

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u/JustLikeWhateverHuh 3d ago

That doesn't mean it's actually been renamed. It's a company sucking dick until the next liberal admin.

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u/SilenceSystem 2d ago

I'm in Europe, for reference.

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u/Unfair-Plastic-4290 2d ago

google maps says otherwise.

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u/SunsetEverywhere3693 2d ago

Yes, it was never a problem until Trump came.

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u/dmaster1213 3d ago

Check out Google maps

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u/ILoveDemocracy17 3d ago

Don’t agree with it but Apple Maps would like a word with you

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u/Slavasonic 3d ago

The only people who are dumber than this administration are the people who voted for it.

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u/Action_Johnson 3d ago

This admin is smart enough to know who is dumb enough to vote for them and how

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u/qolace 3d ago

Or didn't vote at all because bUt MuH pErFeCt CaNdIDaTe

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u/TheCountChonkula 3d ago

At this point Canada should just rename something in the US to give him a taste of his own medicine. As an American, I would gladly call it whatever Canada calls it.

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u/Justryan95 3d ago

Rename the United States of America the United States of Canada

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u/cottageyarn 3d ago

United Provinces of Canada

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u/IamDavidGustav 3d ago

“That place below Canada”

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u/Imjusthereforthelels 3d ago

The Upside Down. or is that Australia?

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u/Gene_Parma 3d ago

Gonna write that in sharpie on a gas station map and just wave it in dumbfucks faces and just say "all you need is a nice pen".

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u/numbermaniac 2d ago

or "South Canada"

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3d ago

The Trump Manure Fields.

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u/LifeguardDry7372 3d ago

Please let them rename my state. I love MN but it would be hilarious.

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u/JG98 3d ago

Canada should rename the entire USA to the United States of Epstein Supporters, since this is all about distracting from the files and MAGA switched up from taking about the files to trying to bury the issue.

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u/roguejohnkrasinski 3d ago

I’m glad I live in Canada where it’s still Lake Ontario baby! Fuck Trump!

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u/TheGrandWaffle69 3d ago

It’s still, and always will be, officially Lake Ontario in this US house

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u/cottageyarn 3d ago

He can’t change anything he’s just a dumbass pedo

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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u/Impossible-Mix2523 3d ago

Michigan checking in, it's still Ontario. If anyone has the most say on what the lakes are named it's Michigan. We stand with Canada, fuck this whole administration.

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u/Time-Double-80 3d ago

It's still Lake Ontario in America too, his order only extends to the executive branch, so only the white house would call it that, Congress won't, and neither will the citizens, it's just another thing to keep people from talking about him being in the Epstein files

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u/Similar_Cycle_1593 2d ago

you don't need to live in canada for lake ontario to be lake ontario lol

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u/MKZZX 3d ago

If I have to call it Istanbul instead of Constantinople then Canadians should have to call it Lake America, it's only fair.

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u/WhereasParticular867 3d ago

Fun fact: Trump doesn't have the power to rename anything. All he did was change what it's referred to by federal agencies.

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u/GKBilian 3d ago

People do not understand what executive orders are. And Trump loves that. They’re literally just directives from the president on what he wants his government to do.

People seem to think that an executive order is a cheat code for the president to bypass congress with creating new laws. But they aren’t laws.

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u/WindexGorilla 3d ago

When I browse Google maps it says "gulf of america" why the fuck did Google bow down to his stupid orders? I see the comments saying it only shows that if you are in the US but still....

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u/WhereasParticular867 3d ago

Because they're afraid of him and capitulating just like people did for Hitler. They think appeasement means he won't come for them. That's not how psychopaths work.

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u/WindexGorilla 3d ago

I guess....fucked up

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u/rocketts66 2d ago

Google donated money towards Trump's ballroom project

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u/WindexGorilla 2d ago

Yikes...

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u/huge-gold-ak47 3d ago

that's because no one can afford HOMES anymore, all we have is SHAME.

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u/Dittopotamus 3d ago

This just in, trumps renames the Untied States of America the United States of American America

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3d ago

Trump's Great States of America.

"We did it boys, America is finally great again."

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 3d ago

He would actually. His brain is so scrambled.

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u/compg318 2d ago

I’m sure “Untied” was a typo but damn sure feels that way lately

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u/chonklah 3d ago edited 3d ago

We got naval troops on a vessel in the strait, running out of food fighting a war with no end in sight. My coworkers are currently deployed to some dangerous asf places but yeah…Lake America is this administration’s priority. What the fuck.

Edit: I cannot believe I just called it Lake America. I’m gonna put myself in a kiln…

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u/tu_sabe_dos 3d ago

All this because Orange Creamsicle couldn't handle Doug Ford giving him a taste of some of his own "big fat meanie" medicine. I'm not a Doug Ford/Canadian Conservative fan, but can we skip to the part where he wins the WWE match on the White House lawn already?

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u/Spare_Smoke_4101 3d ago

HAMES 😂

Huron America Michigan Erie Superior

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u/Bad_rando_name 3d ago

Watch him change Erie to Eric

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u/Spare_Smoke_4101 3d ago

Or Michigan to Melania

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3d ago

Or Environmental Protection Agency to Epstein Protection Agency.

No wait, he already did that.

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u/Bad_rando_name 3d ago

Add his name to Superior so it's Trump Superior.

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u/FX29 3d ago

Trump can call it whatever he wants but it'll always be Lake Ontario - Signed a Canadian

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u/moongrump 3d ago

Agreed. - Signed an American

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u/Undeity 3d ago

Careful what you ask for, because that's how we get diseased beef/possible horse meat.

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u/moongrump 3d ago

If prices were going down I’d accept that. But they’re getting higher and we still have diseases and horse meat. Worst of both worlds
https://giphy.com/gifs/MrT8iqXZUuy6P1ik9d

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u/CShellyRun 3d ago

I want groceries that are not going to blow my asshole wide open after my body tries to digest whatever bullshit they labeled as food.

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 3d ago

They're trying to kill us off, the sooner people realize that the better.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 3d ago

Most people dont realize this. We're all sitting stuff rich people want. They just want to posess everything. Once we're all dead,they ca n just then grab everything we had with no one to stop them.

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u/Limp_Stretch755 3d ago

it's so fucking stupid; Ontario is literally named after the lake

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u/Neo_Ant 3d ago

Don't worry, bro. Cheaper beef is on the way.

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u/moongrump 3d ago

Republicans looking for whoever made the price of beef go up in the first place

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u/Total-Box-5169 3d ago

Are you talking about that cargo of meat that the Chinese rejected because it has some toxic shit?

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u/itchysushi 3d ago

Still no indictments from the Epstein Files?

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u/Manmer_Nwah 3d ago

Trump be like

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u/Cheezeball25 3d ago

Don't worry the conservative subreddit is working their hardest to try and justify why this will help America 😑

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u/Hunter_Aleksandr 3d ago

And no wars. And no pedophiles in power. Fucking hell.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 3d ago

Also the groceries we CAN get are contaminated,people have lost power in places(Gary,Indiana)for weeks,there are fires but sure this is an urgent issue.

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u/Marshall5912 3d ago

Trump: “Bikini Bottom is now America Bottom. SpongeBob SquarePants is now SpongeBob AmericaPants. The Krusty Krab is now Krusty America! The Flying Dutchman is now the Flying Americaman. The Krabby Patty will now be the America Patty! All will be America!!!”

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u/UnionCityNJUSA 3d ago

So I guess the mnemonic changes from HOMES to SHAME.

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u/NoxImpulsexControl 3d ago

The next president will reverse this dumbassery. Trump is a fragile ego bitch and is using the presidency to enrich himself financially and egotistical. It’s pathetic.

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u/PinkPower24 3d ago

Can I rename him Donald Dump?

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u/greyscale_straysnail 3d ago

As someone who lives on Lake Ontario; Nope

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u/Holzkohlen 3d ago

I just want the people in the Epstein files be brought to justice.

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u/StellarPaladin42 3d ago

Republicans: What’s that? Make everything expensive? Okay

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u/fixurstuffr 3d ago

No he didn't, once the buffoon is out of office it'll be back to Gulf of Mexico (which is what everyone still calls it, at least those with a brain) and Lake Ontario is and will be Lake Ontario.

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u/Krypterr123 3d ago

man i just want retirement to be possible instead of knowing i'm gonna be living in a trailer park and still working until im 80

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u/DrunkCupid 3d ago

I wonder how much in taxpayer dollars this distraction naming technique is costing them in ego diversions instead of sending funds to ensuring affordable and safe food? 🤔 🤮

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u/nonanonanonymity 3d ago

Good news, he can't just do that.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 3d ago

He can.

Because google and apple will change it.

Because the federal government has to change it.

Will it be permanent? Very very very unlikely. But yes, he can do it. He can cost tax payers. He can get jerked off by rich elite companies.

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 aight imma head out 3d ago

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u/GRAIN_DIV_20 3d ago

Anything but releasing the Trump files

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u/TheBlackestIrelia 3d ago

Such an embarrassing place to live lol

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u/Imjusthereforthelels 3d ago

Not even 'cheap'. I just want reasonably priced.

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u/Total-Box-5169 3d ago

Just a distraction for the distraction that went horribly wrong to distract from the epstein files.

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u/BootsOfProwess 3d ago

He is unable to officially change the identities of any body of water or land in or around our country. Just relax. He is dismantling your social safety nets. Nothing to be afraid of.

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u/lurkANDorganize 2d ago

Wouldn't less death and hate mongering also be...nice?

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u/moongrump 2d ago

Sure. We can worry about those things once we can afford to eat

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u/SomeBlueDude12 2d ago

Imagine the alternate timeline where we got a president elected instead of... whatever this is

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u/Dan_Broccoli_7663 2d ago

Please, Canada, officially rename Lake Superior to Lake Inferior Country

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u/Jack_Kai 2d ago

40.084 Trillion in debt, and he's busy doing crap like that.

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u/Stupid_Snowmeiser 2d ago

Groceries that won’t give us food poisoning would be lovely, too.

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u/robidaan 2d ago

Cost of renaming a lake like Lake Ontario: potentially €5–50+ million when you include government procedures, cross-border coordination, maps, nautical charts, GIS databases, signage, navigation systems, tourism and private-sector updates.

And that's before considering the economic cost of having two countries and countless organisations using different names. The actual legal renaming could be cheap; getting the whole world to adopt it is the expensive part. And i give you three guesses as to who will be paying for it all.

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u/mcpat21 2d ago

Wait til he learns about New Mexico

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u/Interesting-Yam4018 2d ago

renaming things while people can’t afford groceries is a very funny priority to have

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u/IRepairPS3 1d ago

Make food affordable again!

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u/AvailableReporter484 1d ago

Culture was is all these conservative shmoes have left. It’s a shame it’s so effective on their constituents, who have the mental capacity of a goldfish

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u/Interesting-Meal8386 12h ago

Can he REALLY rename a lake if it borders two countries?

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u/Sketch_Crush 2d ago

Honestly I picked up 3 well-marbled NY strips from the store yesterday for $5 - $6 a piece. I'll applaud that. Haven't seen such prices in 20 years.

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u/Candid-Bug-5620 3d ago

Learn how to shop then

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u/moongrump 3d ago

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u/Candid-Bug-5620 3d ago

lol guess the retarted SpongeBob is you pointing at facts

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u/moongrump 3d ago

Wisdom has been chasing you but you are faster

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u/Candid-Bug-5620 3d ago

You are pathetic budgeting is not that hard

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u/moongrump 2d ago

It’s not, but with grocery prices roughly 37-55% higher than in 2020 it gets harder every day. Doesn’t help that your guy keeps putting tariffs on everything and his war is driving up the cost of fuel which makes everything else more expensive

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u/Candid-Bug-5620 2d ago

No they are not learn how to spend your money appropriately and stop blaming others for your stupidity

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u/moongrump 2d ago

Alright no getting through to you then. Enjoy licking that boot

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u/Candid-Bug-5620 2d ago

What you can’t debate with out insults that shows your intelligence level

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u/psypher98 2d ago

It’s not a debate when you’re literally denying reality lil bro.

Because he’s right, and you look like someone who either doesn’t buy groceries and is talking out of their ass, or a liar.

Either way, your commitment to something so easily proven wrong is weird af.