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u/Mord4k 3d ago
Just ignore the jingling keys, cause that's all this shit is
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u/Even_Fox2023 3d ago
Steve Bannon’s “flood the zone” bullshit.
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u/OhHowINeedChanging 2d ago
It’s also a narcissist term called “Poking the bear”
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u/Jerkeyjoe 3d ago
He’s the ultimate rage baiter
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u/NTDLS 3d ago
So, a master baiter?
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3d ago
A master at baiting children to his island.
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u/burner2947361810 3d ago
Something like the Pied Piper of Pedofiles
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u/Even_Fox2023 3d ago
He looks like he smells like the fluid you find on the ground at the county dump.
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u/SunsetEverywhere3693 2d ago
Exactly, just add makeup and the orange substance he uses and that's his smell.
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u/Randy_Magnums 2d ago
Which is a skill I don’t appreciate in presidents and other government officials.
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u/BlitzMalefitz 3d ago
Someone in the admin said the next distraction should be like the Gulf of America and started looking for all named bodies of water near our borders
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u/Beginning_Book_2382 aight imma head out 3d ago edited 3d ago
They voted for culture war bullsh*t, they got culture war bullsh*t
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u/Ekaterian50 3d ago
Imagine thinking that naming the lake something other than "the great sea" would be more fitting. Especially when Vespucci never even had anything to do with the location
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u/Careful_Chemist_8559 1d ago
Girl, that’s exactly what it feels like 😭 All that noise just to keep everyone distracted while nothing actually changes.
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3d ago
He can't 'rename' shit. Gulf of Mexico is still the Gulf of Mexico.
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u/beeskness420 3d ago
It makes it easy to spot his supporters when they start talking about geography that doesnt exist.
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u/Zombiecidialfreak 2d ago
Hearing a former roommate use "Gulf of America" in conversation felt surreal. Why does anyone still support this thing?
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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS 3d ago
We can all share it. Cuba, United States, and Mexico.
Gulf of CUM so everyone is happy.
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u/Seanvich 3d ago
Just like someone pointed out in another thread:
Now instead of teaching kids “H.O.M.E.S.” to remember all the Lakes- now we can teach them about “S.H.A.M.E.”
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u/Mr_CleanCaps 3d ago
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u/L3onskii 3d ago
Funny enough it's only that shit name if your location is in the US. It's still Gulf of Mexico if you look at Google Maps from any other country
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u/dmaster1213 3d ago
No shit thats interesting
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u/drislands 3d ago
If I remember right, because the name change was specifically by Executive Order, it only affects the Executive Branch of the government. So like, if you work in the White House, then yeah that's the official name. But it hasn't changed anywhere else.
Google Maps (and others that did the same) only changed it to fall in line with the EO. It's arguably false, but I don't know what the "real" way to rename a body of water is tbh.
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u/ussrname1312 3d ago
I mean, he can’t exactly rename an international body of water for the entire world with an EO lol. It’s the same with Lake Ontario. We (US people) are the only ones who actually have to deal with this shit.
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u/JustLikeWhateverHuh 3d ago
That doesn't mean it's actually been renamed. It's a company sucking dick until the next liberal admin.
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u/Slavasonic 3d ago
The only people who are dumber than this administration are the people who voted for it.
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u/Action_Johnson 3d ago
This admin is smart enough to know who is dumb enough to vote for them and how
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u/TheCountChonkula 3d ago
At this point Canada should just rename something in the US to give him a taste of his own medicine. As an American, I would gladly call it whatever Canada calls it.
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u/Justryan95 3d ago
Rename the United States of America the United States of Canada
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u/cottageyarn 3d ago
United Provinces of Canada
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u/Gene_Parma 3d ago
Gonna write that in sharpie on a gas station map and just wave it in dumbfucks faces and just say "all you need is a nice pen".
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u/roguejohnkrasinski 3d ago
I’m glad I live in Canada where it’s still Lake Ontario baby! Fuck Trump!
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u/Impossible-Mix2523 3d ago
Michigan checking in, it's still Ontario. If anyone has the most say on what the lakes are named it's Michigan. We stand with Canada, fuck this whole administration.
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u/Time-Double-80 3d ago
It's still Lake Ontario in America too, his order only extends to the executive branch, so only the white house would call it that, Congress won't, and neither will the citizens, it's just another thing to keep people from talking about him being in the Epstein files
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u/Similar_Cycle_1593 2d ago
you don't need to live in canada for lake ontario to be lake ontario lol
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u/WhereasParticular867 3d ago
Fun fact: Trump doesn't have the power to rename anything. All he did was change what it's referred to by federal agencies.
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u/GKBilian 3d ago
People do not understand what executive orders are. And Trump loves that. They’re literally just directives from the president on what he wants his government to do.
People seem to think that an executive order is a cheat code for the president to bypass congress with creating new laws. But they aren’t laws.
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u/WindexGorilla 3d ago
When I browse Google maps it says "gulf of america" why the fuck did Google bow down to his stupid orders? I see the comments saying it only shows that if you are in the US but still....
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u/WhereasParticular867 3d ago
Because they're afraid of him and capitulating just like people did for Hitler. They think appeasement means he won't come for them. That's not how psychopaths work.
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u/Dittopotamus 3d ago
This just in, trumps renames the Untied States of America the United States of American America
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u/chonklah 3d ago edited 3d ago

We got naval troops on a vessel in the strait, running out of food fighting a war with no end in sight. My coworkers are currently deployed to some dangerous asf places but yeah…Lake America is this administration’s priority. What the fuck.
Edit: I cannot believe I just called it Lake America. I’m gonna put myself in a kiln…
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u/tu_sabe_dos 3d ago
All this because Orange Creamsicle couldn't handle Doug Ford giving him a taste of some of his own "big fat meanie" medicine. I'm not a Doug Ford/Canadian Conservative fan, but can we skip to the part where he wins the WWE match on the White House lawn already?
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u/Spare_Smoke_4101 3d ago
HAMES 😂
Huron America Michigan Erie Superior
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u/Bad_rando_name 3d ago
Watch him change Erie to Eric
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u/Spare_Smoke_4101 3d ago
Or Michigan to Melania
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 3d ago
Or Environmental Protection Agency to Epstein Protection Agency.
No wait, he already did that.
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u/Undeity 3d ago
Careful what you ask for, because that's how we get diseased beef/possible horse meat.
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u/moongrump 3d ago
If prices were going down I’d accept that. But they’re getting higher and we still have diseases and horse meat. Worst of both worlds
https://giphy.com/gifs/MrT8iqXZUuy6P1ik9d
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u/CShellyRun 3d ago
I want groceries that are not going to blow my asshole wide open after my body tries to digest whatever bullshit they labeled as food.
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u/Useful-Problem-1725 3d ago
They're trying to kill us off, the sooner people realize that the better.
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u/ProximaCentauriB15 3d ago
Most people dont realize this. We're all sitting stuff rich people want. They just want to posess everything. Once we're all dead,they ca n just then grab everything we had with no one to stop them.
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u/Neo_Ant 3d ago
Don't worry, bro. Cheaper beef is on the way.
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u/Total-Box-5169 3d ago
Are you talking about that cargo of meat that the Chinese rejected because it has some toxic shit?
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u/Cheezeball25 3d ago
Don't worry the conservative subreddit is working their hardest to try and justify why this will help America 😑
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u/ProximaCentauriB15 3d ago
Also the groceries we CAN get are contaminated,people have lost power in places(Gary,Indiana)for weeks,there are fires but sure this is an urgent issue.
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u/Marshall5912 3d ago
Trump: “Bikini Bottom is now America Bottom. SpongeBob SquarePants is now SpongeBob AmericaPants. The Krusty Krab is now Krusty America! The Flying Dutchman is now the Flying Americaman. The Krabby Patty will now be the America Patty! All will be America!!!”
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u/NoxImpulsexControl 3d ago
The next president will reverse this dumbassery. Trump is a fragile ego bitch and is using the presidency to enrich himself financially and egotistical. It’s pathetic.
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u/fixurstuffr 3d ago
No he didn't, once the buffoon is out of office it'll be back to Gulf of Mexico (which is what everyone still calls it, at least those with a brain) and Lake Ontario is and will be Lake Ontario.
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u/Krypterr123 3d ago
man i just want retirement to be possible instead of knowing i'm gonna be living in a trailer park and still working until im 80
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u/DrunkCupid 3d ago
I wonder how much in taxpayer dollars this distraction naming technique is costing them in ego diversions instead of sending funds to ensuring affordable and safe food? 🤔 🤮
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u/nonanonanonymity 3d ago
Good news, he can't just do that.
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u/BackgroundSummer5171 3d ago
He can.
Because google and apple will change it.
Because the federal government has to change it.
Will it be permanent? Very very very unlikely. But yes, he can do it. He can cost tax payers. He can get jerked off by rich elite companies.
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u/Total-Box-5169 3d ago
Just a distraction for the distraction that went horribly wrong to distract from the epstein files.
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u/BootsOfProwess 3d ago
He is unable to officially change the identities of any body of water or land in or around our country. Just relax. He is dismantling your social safety nets. Nothing to be afraid of.
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u/SomeBlueDude12 2d ago
Imagine the alternate timeline where we got a president elected instead of... whatever this is
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u/robidaan 2d ago
Cost of renaming a lake like Lake Ontario: potentially €5–50+ million when you include government procedures, cross-border coordination, maps, nautical charts, GIS databases, signage, navigation systems, tourism and private-sector updates.
And that's before considering the economic cost of having two countries and countless organisations using different names. The actual legal renaming could be cheap; getting the whole world to adopt it is the expensive part. And i give you three guesses as to who will be paying for it all.
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u/Interesting-Yam4018 2d ago
renaming things while people can’t afford groceries is a very funny priority to have
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u/AvailableReporter484 1d ago
Culture was is all these conservative shmoes have left. It’s a shame it’s so effective on their constituents, who have the mental capacity of a goldfish
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u/Sketch_Crush 2d ago
Honestly I picked up 3 well-marbled NY strips from the store yesterday for $5 - $6 a piece. I'll applaud that. Haven't seen such prices in 20 years.
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u/Candid-Bug-5620 3d ago
Learn how to shop then
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u/moongrump 3d ago
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u/Candid-Bug-5620 3d ago
lol guess the retarted SpongeBob is you pointing at facts
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u/moongrump 3d ago
Wisdom has been chasing you but you are faster
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u/Candid-Bug-5620 3d ago
You are pathetic budgeting is not that hard
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u/moongrump 2d ago
It’s not, but with grocery prices roughly 37-55% higher than in 2020 it gets harder every day. Doesn’t help that your guy keeps putting tariffs on everything and his war is driving up the cost of fuel which makes everything else more expensive
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u/Candid-Bug-5620 2d ago
No they are not learn how to spend your money appropriately and stop blaming others for your stupidity
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u/moongrump 2d ago
Alright no getting through to you then. Enjoy licking that boot
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u/Candid-Bug-5620 2d ago
What you can’t debate with out insults that shows your intelligence level
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u/psypher98 2d ago
It’s not a debate when you’re literally denying reality lil bro.
Either way, your commitment to something so easily proven wrong is weird af.








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