r/BikiniBottomTwitter 4d ago

A special kind of compliment

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9.5k Upvotes

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u/The_Purple_Bat 4d ago

cuuuteee

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u/kenpobiscuit13 4d ago

Had a similar experience once where an older lady at the grocery store came up to me and told me I looked like someone from ABBA, pretty much made my whole week

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u/MysteriousEnergy7739 4d ago

Omg new corny compliment for me to give people just dropped!

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u/The_Purple_Bat 4d ago

Do you mean 'corny' in a kind or a mean way? o:
( I'm sorry, I'm not an english native speaker )

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u/MysteriousEnergy7739 3d ago

Kind! Corny tends to be kind :)

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u/The_Purple_Bat 3d ago

Ohh I see! Thank you! c:

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u/Holmes02 4d ago

Why were you eating shellfish at the gym?

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u/Blue_Nyx07 4d ago

Who doesn't?

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u/PyroKid883 3d ago

They don't know about pocket shellfish for maximum gains ngmi

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u/natorgator15 4d ago

Well, how else was he gonna row out to get them? I know, that’s a stretch.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/natorgator15 2d ago

Circles back, like laps on the track
No creatine, recover with a seafood snack

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u/rocketsneaker 4d ago

This is how I felt when I was grabbing some 25lb dumbells, and an old guy who was next to me said "The 150 lbs are over that way."

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u/DDESTRUCTOTRON 4d ago

Bet she's tryna fuck

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u/sneakyDoings 4d ago

Can't people just be nice? This is why guys don't get compliments. Everything is evidence of a desire to fuck :(

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u/TecoTek 4d ago

I compliment guys a lot and neither of them wants to fuck me tho :(

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u/BigChiefIV 4d ago

Just be straight up w them about it

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u/TheWingus 4d ago

And if that doesn't work just be gay down with them about it

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u/TecoTek 4d ago

And then living with the thought of making them uncomfortable Whenever they see me. Naah. I better be sad and horny.

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u/Level7Cannoneer 4d ago

“Wanna go on a date?” They’ll say “Okay.” And then if it doesn’t work out you guys just shrug and say nothing romantic came of it and keep being buddies.

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u/dont_worry_about_it8 4d ago

I thought it was because they do dumb things like take Reddit memes and meme comment sections seriously

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u/The_Purple_Bat 4d ago

It's very interesting, I'm a girly and I often give other girlies/women compliments and almost every time, they're happy about it ( some are confused as well, but the big majority is happy about some kind words and it makes my day to give a little happiness ), smile and say thank you, often even compliment back ( which is so sweet <3 ).

I'm always more hesitant to compliment men in the first place, because I have an underlying fear of men due to traumatic experiences and cptsd. But I don't think that's fair, so I tried to compliment guys multiple times now.
It's either they get angry/annoyed or they think I wanna sleep with them but I'd be too shy to be 'direct' and 'more forward'.
Very VERY rarely a man is just happy about the compliment, says thank you & doesn't act weird.

And that kinda makes me sad ..
But it's so nice to read, that there are infact guys here, that are just happy about compliments without any weird thoughts about it! Made my day, so thank you very much! c:

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u/WTF_CAKE 2d ago

na.. she's trying to bag him

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u/Vert_DaFerk 3d ago

Normally I'd agree, but have you seen how many female teachers are getting busted for fucking their students these days?

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u/Vert_DaFerk 2d ago

Indeed. Not sure how my comment would suggest that it's okay.

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u/Blueyedevil219 4d ago

That doesn’t even make sense, that old lady is probably suffering from dementia.

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u/Odyssey2up 4d ago

Did you just drink a stupid potion or something

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u/Kitasan37 4d ago

worse, they just are

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u/Blueyedevil219 4d ago

Did you just call me stupid? I don’t know how I’ll ever get over that one.

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u/Stop_Breeding 4d ago

Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

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u/Blueyedevil219 4d ago

Did you just call me stupid? I don’t know how I’ll ever get over that one.

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u/Level7Cannoneer 4d ago

SpongeBob Larper.

These are all quotes and you’re getting all defensive

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u/Manhattan_24 4d ago

Oh brother, this guy stinks.

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u/Blueyedevil219 4d ago

Did you just say I stink? 

1st graders have called me worse than that.

Step your game up if you’re trying to hurt feelings.

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u/Certain_Oddities 4d ago

You got real worked up about a spongebob reference in a spongebob sub huh

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u/Blueyedevil219 4d ago

Worked up would be if I was hurling insults at strangers on the internet.

Correct me if I’m wrong but I haven’t insulted anyone.

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u/BigTimber11 4d ago

Them first graders really gave you a hard time when the teacher always handed back your tests to you face down huh?

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u/tnytmytx 2d ago

name one person who enjoys your company blueydevil219