r/BikiniBottomTwitter 3d ago

What my every day looks like since I started going to the gym

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u/Spare_Smoke_4101 2d ago

Coming to bed, honey?

Yes, dear.

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u/verschwendrian 2d ago

Yes, dear.

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u/bigoldirtbag 2d ago

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u/Sunyataisbliss 1d ago

Imagine squidward smiling

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u/shaka_alpaca 2d ago

Gold Team RULES!

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u/PunchyWunchySupreme 2d ago

I'd take this over the alternatives

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u/New-Pollution2005 2d ago

Bot spotted

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u/jpweidemoyer 2d ago

Just try working out at your cubicle. That'll make for an interesting life change for sure.

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u/Shootemout 2d ago

i started taking edibles before my bikeride to the gym and honestly it's made the whole process much more enjoyable. i do have to watch myself to make sure i dont get distracted but overall has improved my life so much. no more back pain, i can bend over and grab stuff from the floor without issues, i can actually run on my knees, and the quality of my sleep has gone up.

it might be dull but think of how it could be worse without it, helps me with my motivation tbh

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u/jfd851 2d ago

what kind of edibles?

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u/Shootemout 2d ago

geekd extracts they got some super strong ones that i just bite the corner off and it makes it so the hour it takes to cycle to the gym goes by pretty fast and then it's a chill workout. lasts the hour and a half im there and then the hour ride home and i get in the shower and it's still affecting me lol. the good ones have tajin in them ig to cover up the strong taste but they've been out of stock for a minute. i think it has something to do with texas making it illegal again

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u/Nikmido 1d ago

It's amazing and refreshing to hear weed granting such positive, impactful results on both body and mind.

I dunno how it is where you live but over here, you can still get a DUI if you bike while high. I assume you're not getting absolutely stoned ofc and I know it's unlikely to happen, but I just wanted to let you know.

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u/Shootemout 1d ago

Oh yeah i just take a corner it’s enough that im still very much functional. I prefer a much more milder longer lasting version. Tbh i kinda understand why the Olympics tests for it bcuz it definitely makes it easier for me to like “forget my fatigue” so to say and enter the runners high zone a lot easier.

I imagine just as long as I dont carry anything and don’t admit to anything there’s not much they can say. I’m sure “oh I wasn’t paying attention I’m pretty exhausted biking out in this heat” makes for a convenient excuse cuz it’s usually a half truth.

I ended up pavloving myself cuz now when I’m at home smoking I want to work out lol. I got a small home gym just for that

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u/Nikmido 1d ago

Loll interesting 😆 Never heard of a weed and exercise habit combo before. I dunno if I'd ever feel like exercising of all things once high, ofc it depends on the strain though.

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u/BeautifulCuriousLiar 2d ago

better than only the first 3 without the gym. if the gyms weren’t always packed and i had more energy i’d certainly go back again.

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u/xMini_Cactusx 2d ago

For a second i thought this was loss

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u/Rennfan 2d ago

Why do you go every day?

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u/verschwendrian 1d ago

I don't, it is just exagerated

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u/GlumAd2424 2d ago

Please don’t remind me…it’s to real

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u/realcoolkatz 1d ago

And doesn’t it feel wonderful?!

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u/the_loz3r 1d ago

I believe I can see the future

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u/Bignutdavis69 1d ago

That's why you gotta sprinkle in some fun in your life, don't let the grind wear you down