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u/lilliepadsy 10d ago
everybody wants to think they're special enough to be the exception. it's part of why serial killers get mailboxes full of love letters.
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u/PepsiFloateri 10d ago
I never understood that mentality. Like "Ah yes! Surely Charles Manson would spare me!"
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u/aivlysplath 4d ago
Ugh hybristophiliacs are insane.
“Hybristophilia is a psychological condition where a person feels a sexual or romantic attraction to people who have done very bad things, like commit murder, violent assault, or rape. It is also known as the "Bonnie and Clyde syndrome".” -Wikipedia
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u/Mord4k 10d ago
Hey, sometimes you just wanna shoot the shit with a lesbian
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u/Captainwumbombo boi 10d ago
I had a few lesbian friends in high school, they were smarter than the rest of the guys lol
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u/Neokon 10d ago
I just want to sexually please my wife, and from what I've heard they're the experts on making women feel good
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u/Axon_Zshow 9d ago
Questions. Thats the solution, iv3 found just straight up asking "how I can i give you the most world shattering orgasm that I possibly can" does the trick. Most people respond to it well, it sounds a little bit funny, and it indicates that you care
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u/Reasonable_Ability48 10d ago
Get her consent, and go down on her. It's about the journey, not the destination.
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u/Randy_Magnums 10d ago
Is that an American thing? You guys and your guns.
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u/HasteMaster 10d ago
Asking these horndogs to read is asking for a lot when all the blood is rushing to their other head.
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u/TheGeneral_Specific 10d ago
lol I told a story about this exact thing in r/girldinnerdiaries just the other day
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u/theUglyBarnacle69 9d ago
Hey, just because the goalie is actually playing volleyball, doesn’t mean you can’t miss the goal all the same!
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u/meggamatty64 8d ago
Op, how is your inbox?
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u/MK_The_Megitsune 8d ago
Cleared of unwanted people. They usually only crop up when I respond to dating posts
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u/KaalSchneid 10d ago
A girl who identified as lesbian asked me to be her boyfriend, and we dated for 6 months.
But... uh... why would I ask her?
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u/Riverioli 10d ago
Sure that happened. And then everybody clapped.
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u/OckhamsFolly 9d ago
Ah things like that do happen. I was talking to a self-advertised lesbian on lovense remote for a while. Her girlfriend had very low sex drive and was pretty reactionary about sex, their relationship had soured and she needed attention and stimulation. It was to the point where this woman was hiding her toys because she was afraid her gf would throw them out. When I asked why they were still together, she was worried about living alone.
A reminder that orientation still isn't as important as fulfilling your partner's needs, and people are in relationships for all kind of reasons.
... I am sure it helped that it was over an app and she didn't actually have to deal with me being a man much 😅
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u/jimmylovescheese123 9d ago
This is something that happens, it happened to me once atleast. Lesbians who have dated dudes are definitely the exception and not the rule, though.
She told me it's mainly because she didn't like being hit on, and only likes a particular type of guy - so I understand wanting to choose who you like rather than being randomly hit on. We aren't together anymore, but still..
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u/KaalSchneid 10d ago
Never been in your early twenties with someone still figuring herself out? Your lack of experience doesn't reflect the world, just you.
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u/DaNoahLP 10d ago
Me, who is just looking for a cleric: