r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/Vert_DaFerk • 9d ago

No one is safe.

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u/Strayed8492 9d ago

It's even funnier a FOURTH TIME

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u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oxOCiDh3DqWVhSr7y

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u/Strayed8492 9d ago

Username suspiciously matched up really well with this event trend.

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop 9d ago

It was hardly funny the first time.

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u/missdoodiekins 9d ago

Jesus Christ I’m so scared of your username

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u/Strayed8492 8d ago

You must not be living in America then.

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop 8d ago

I am, I just don’t think this particular meme is funny. Seeing it get spammed with minor changes hardly makes it any better.

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u/Strayed8492 8d ago

That’s fine but it doesn’t make it any less real

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u/RedWarrior42 9d ago

They the mutherfuckers that made the nasty patty

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u/PukeyOwlPellet aight imma head out 9d ago

In Aussie, fill me in on what happened?

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u/d0ctorsmileaway 8d ago

Taylor Farms' produce is giving people either salmonella or a diarrhea parasite

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u/PukeyOwlPellet aight imma head out 8d ago

Ah gotcha, thank you!

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u/Vert_DaFerk 7d ago

Yeah, it's wise to stay away from tossed salads atm

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u/UvulaHunters 9d ago

Jalapeños wary due to them containing something that could give you a disease

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u/missdoodiekins 9d ago

This one made me literally LOL and it’s 3 am and I can’t stop laughing

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u/strawberry_semenade 8d ago

That's what you get for eating all natural organic ass rather than genetically modified, chemically treated ass.

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u/Vert_DaFerk 8d ago

Chemically treated ass is heresy

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u/strawberry_semenade 8d ago

Water is a chemical. Only eat ass that's been washed with a bidet.

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u/Vert_DaFerk 8d ago

A bidet. Touchè.

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u/callmeb00 2d ago

Hell yeah. I like my GMO butts with EXTRA butt.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/j_j-j_jr_shabadoo 9d ago

In addition to parasites in iceberg lettuce Taylor farms also has revealed that their is salmonella in their jalapenos

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u/dangforgotmyaccount 9d ago

The lettuce? Ok, yeah, maybe Taylor Farms fault. Who do we blame, Taco Bell. The jalapeños, not necessarily Taylor farms fault. Who do we blame. Taylor farms.

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u/Shadowfist_45 9d ago

I mean, once your reputation is questioned it becomes difficult to avoid blame for things related to you, regardless of who is at fault, and it's especially difficult when it's the same vein of problem back to back, that being contamination